I know, i know, vail resorts suck, but you gotta hand it to em. They get 100+ pre ski shits at their mountains and their bathrooms dont smell. Thats pretty outstanding

My home hills bathrooms are awfull.

just shit in the bushes

Sun valley they have marble and gold everything and doors like 5 inches thick that totally seal and make it like one room in stead of a shitty stall.

the ontario private clubs usually have nice bathrooms.

in steamboat I poop at the grand... at the beve I poop at the rits.... if not the family bathroom is a good bet mad room to poop and if anyone calls you on it just say "im a family man"

I remember the lodges at Snowbasin being reaaaaallyyyyy nice, and the bathrooms were no exception.

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THat is an awesome story and mad funny.

Your dad should have been arrested for exposing himself to children and I don't know why you chose to stand there and watch him do this instead of waiting outside the restroom but again funny ass story.

PeppermillRenoTHat is an awesome story and mad funny.

Your dad should have been arrested for exposing himself to children and I don't know why you chose to stand there and watch him do this instead of waiting outside the restroom but again funny ass story.

I'm no hippie but who cares? Everyone in there has the same clock and balls. No point in getting all worked up on the human body.

DANETRONI'm no hippie but who cares? Everyone in there has the same clock and balls. No point in getting all worked up on the human body.

I guess your right a naked ass old man in the lavatory is nothing too horrible.

mirozI remember the lodges at Snowbasin being reaaaaallyyyyy nice, and the bathrooms were no exception.

i almost felt bad taking a dump in the snowbasin bathroom it was so nice

Home hill just got a new chalet. The bathrooms have a bout 6 days on em. May not be the best, but they are the freshest

freewilliewhat resorts have the best bathrooms?

Idk bout you guys but I really value my pre-ski shit. The quality of the restroom has a direct impact on the quality of shit, and in turn, the quality of the day.

Grab a handful of TP and let it go in the bushes, doesn't matter where you are there is a nice bathroom

RusticlesGrab a handful of TP and let it go in the bushes, doesn't matter where you are there is a nice bathroom

bushes are cool but dont do it in the park

AlsoKnownAsbushes are cool but dont do it in the park

Ya no doubt, gotta leave it somewhere where it's out of the way

My bathrooms actually aren't that bad. We just got a brand new lodge in 2013 but its really clean.

Treetops ski school where I used to work, had toilets that ran warm water

Not overly impressive overall but about the most comfortable shitter I've ever used

DeepskierSun valley they have marble and gold everything and doors like 5 inches thick that totally seal and make it like one room in stead of a shitty stall.

This. Sun Valley takes the cake IMO

The only things missing at the bathrooms at Snowbasin and Sun Valley are $2,000 an hour hookers and a mountain of coke. They are that nice.

EastShoreDriveThe only things missing at the bathrooms at Snowbasin and Sun Valley are $2,000 an hour hookers and a mountain of coke. They are that nice.

That would be to cheap for them a hooker would have to be at least $3000 every half hour to even be let into the lodge. And each stall needs its own private drug selection like a vending machine just enter what you want.

I think the best poop I've taken at a resort was in the four seasons at the base of jackson

Pretty sure the Ritz at Vail had heated seats. Or maybe it was just warm from the dude who sat there before me idk. It's harder to hover while wearing my outerwear

2 years ago I cleaned the Breckenridge bathrooms at night. So they probably weren't very clean.

nocturnal2 years ago I cleaned the Breckenridge bathrooms at night. So they probably weren't very clean.

that is great

I usually just wear a diaper skiing that way i can maximize my time skiing.

Switched home mountains... Mt. Baker has pretty good bathrooms. Plenty of stalls for the amount of traffic they get and clean all the way around.

Camp Fortune just got new washrooms and their awesome

GORILLAWALLACEthe ontario private clubs usually have nice bathrooms.

Even Blue Mountain Conference center is pretty classy. Always felt like a king pooping there

At sunshine village the bathrooms in the basement of Trappers Pub are the best

Super clean, 10/10

I can't stand up straight in the alta bathrooms...