I think my friend is gay

Posts: 11 - Karma: 450

Nov 23 2015 7:32PM

Hello NS, so I'm gonna cut to the chase, this post is backed up by stereotypes and assumptions but I may have a valid case. I'm just going to lay down some pointers via bullet list on actions he has taken that make me think he is gay.

-He has sent us pictures of his dick (not on accident) and has asked for us to send him pictures of our dicks. I had a dick pick on my phone that I sent to a chick, he went on my phone will I was sleeping and sent it to himself using Instagram so I wouldnt see it, (thats what I am guessing his idea was) I confronted him asking him why the fuck he would do that, he blew it off and didn't say anything about it. This is my most valid case of why I think he is gay.

-He is also super homophobic, and most gays are super homophobic before they come out of the closet says my lesbian friend thats a counselor. I am not saying if you are homophobic you are gay, but I am saying if you are gay you might have been homophobic sometime in your life, maybe.

-My least valid point is the car he drives and his apparel is super obnoxious and in your face, and its overly weird. (see least valid point)

-He is super weird when it comes to me dating a chick, he constantly tries to get me to break up with her, and he has searched for things that he thought for sure would separate us.

However he has fornicated with a chick, but she did look like a dude, so what do you think NS, am I super stereotypical or do I have a valid case? Is my friend gay?

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proZach

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Nov 23 2015 7:34PM

when you have sex with him, does he like it?

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HamFaceGirl

Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679

Nov 23 2015 7:37PM

I'm gay!!!!!

I SAID IT

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steezybateezy

Posts: 11 - Karma: 450

Nov 23 2015 7:37PM

proZachwhen you have sex with him, does he like it?

I believe so, he always shouts "I am gay, I am so gay" but its still iffy, I'm not sure if he is gay, he hasn't given solid clues.

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B.Ryan

Posts: 322 - Karma: 1,142

Nov 23 2015 7:42PM

steezybateezy-He has sent us pictures of his dick (not on accident) and has asked for us to send him pictures of our dicks.

if that doesn't answer your question i don't know what does.

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FrenchFry

Posts: 969 - Karma: 3,432

Nov 23 2015 7:44PM

cannot tell if this is serious or not. But if this is... you're a moron

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Squirrel_Murphy

Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165

Nov 23 2015 7:53PM

Does he get a boner when you perform buttsecks on him?

If he does, there's a good chance he's gay......and you should give him the courtesy reach-around.

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Anesteezia

Posts: 239 - Karma: 1,386

Nov 23 2015 8:06PM

Just ask him if he likes butt stuff.

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Crispy.

Posts: 6102 - Karma: 7,626

Nov 23 2015 8:09PM

Just ask him if he's gay?

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cornholio

Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057

Nov 23 2015 8:11PM

does he drive a wrx?

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Sno.

Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147

Nov 23 2015 8:13PM

he's sending you fake pictures of his dick--his dick actually has something wrong with it, so he wants to see yours to see if he has a normal dick.

just kidding. kid is gay.

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TACO-DOG.exe

Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239

Nov 23 2015 8:18PM

cornholiodoes he drive a wrx?

the most important question here.

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Rennis_Deynolds

Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061

Nov 23 2015 8:26PM

steezybateezyI'm

gay[/quote]

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Rennis_Deynolds

Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061

Nov 23 2015 8:26PM

Dennis_Reynoldsgay

:/

fuck

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Rennis_Deynolds

Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061

Nov 23 2015 8:29PM

Dennis_Reynoldsgay

:/

Dennis_Reynoldsfuck

at least I tried

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skittiti

Posts: 172 - Karma: 434

Nov 23 2015 8:29PM

who cares if he's gay, i'd be more concerned with what he'll do with that dick pic of yours

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.FRY.

Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852

Nov 23 2015 8:40PM

if he's stealing dick pics off your phone then he has other problems

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Sno.

Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147

Nov 23 2015 8:49PM

steezybateezyhe blew it off

go on, OP

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Mattl17

Posts: 42 - Karma: 95

Nov 23 2015 10:48PM

He has sent us pictures of his dick

What else do you need to know

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cornholio

Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057

Nov 23 2015 10:49PM

Mattl17He has sent us pictures of his dick

What else do you need to know

if he drives a wrx

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SamtheEagle

Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713

Nov 23 2015 10:53PM

make out with him and see if he gets hard

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Lus146

Posts: 422 - Karma: 2,283

Nov 23 2015 10:54PM

cornholiodoes he drive a wrx?

What are you saying about Subies?

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Sno.

Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147

Nov 23 2015 10:55PM

SamtheEaglemake out with him and see if he gets hard

this. or get hard with him and see if you make out?

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Shewlur...

Posts: 5046 - Karma: 940

Nov 23 2015 11:07PM

you should stone him for being a f@g

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theabortionator

Posts: 51264 - Karma: 157,468

Nov 23 2015 11:13PM

Idk if he's gay but now he's g pictures of your wiener. The more likely scenario is that he is building a database of dick pics, cataloged by name, so that if any of you ever get famous, he can send them to TMZ. Not a bad business strategy. This will likely work into a blackmail situation as well.

I would start buying him things, stay on his good side, and establish a solid friendship now before it's too late.

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Twerk

Posts: 252 - Karma: 1,059

Nov 23 2015 11:26PM

Just straight up ask him.

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Shewlur...

Posts: 5046 - Karma: 940

Nov 23 2015 11:37PM

AlsoKnownAsIdk if he's gay but now he's g pictures of your wiener. The more likely scenario is that he is building a database of dick pics, cataloged by name, so that if any of you ever get famous, he can send them to TMZ. Not a bad business strategy. This will likely work into a blackmail situation as well.

I would start buying him things, stay on his good side, and establish a solid friendship now before it's too late.

you're starting to piss me off. i think it's cause you think you're really funny but you're not

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theabortionator

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Nov 23 2015 11:42PM

Shewlur...you're starting to piss me off. i think it's cause you think you're really funny but you're not

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Sno.

Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147

Nov 23 2015 11:57PM

Shewlur...you're starting to piss me off. i think it's cause you think you're really funny but you're not

hey...fuck you, Shewlur.

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CHORIZO

Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039

Nov 24 2015 12:02AM

Sometimes ill take a bath an take a pic of my dik so it looks like the kraken is attacking a ship and send it to some friends. Not gay

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McNoche

Posts: 1731 - Karma: 3,661

Nov 24 2015 12:20AM

I send dick pics all the time and not gay. On the contrary, I've boned 'Asknownas$' mom up the butt like 20 times. No lube also, tearing that shit up.

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CHORIZO

Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039

Nov 24 2015 12:56AM

McNocheI send dick pics all the time and not gay. On the contrary, I've boned 'Asknownas$' mom up the butt like 20 times. No lube also, tearing that shit up.

Thankyou for joining ns

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syrup.

Posts: 644 - Karma: 302

Nov 24 2015 1:21AM

group shower will solve your query.

1. get in shower

2. turn on water

3. take off clothes

4. gently brush his flaccid dick with four fingers, keeping thumb close to palm

5. stare into his eyes

6. fuck him, cmon take one for the team if you want your answer, jackass

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GayWolf420

Posts: 36697 - Karma: 110,718

Nov 24 2015 2:47AM

Shewlur...you're starting to piss me off. i think it's cause you think you're really funny but you're not

Why so much salt, its just the internet, friend? :•]

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proZach

Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917

Nov 24 2015 7:17AM

.Fryif he's stealing dick pics off your phone then he has other problems

or not enough dick pics

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Byron_tha_gr8

Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298

Nov 24 2015 8:01AM

PICS NEEDED FOR SCIENCE OP

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GayWolf420

Posts: 36697 - Karma: 110,718

Nov 24 2015 9:02AM

Byron_tha_gr8PICS NEEDED FOR SCIENCE OP

pretty dank karma rating, tbh with you. nice work.

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ianrich511

Posts: 511 - Karma: 723

Nov 24 2015 9:08AM

Real question is who just has dick pics on their phone? Did you take the picture being like "ahh thats one to remember"? Like it was the last time you would see it.

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theabortionator

Posts: 51264 - Karma: 157,468

Nov 24 2015 5:03PM

ianrich511Real question is who just has dick pics on their phone? Did you take the picture being like "ahh thats one to remember"? Like it was the last time you would see it.

I do. Sometimes you gotta have a few on deck so you can trade sexy pics.

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Mingg

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Nov 24 2015 5:09PM

ianrich511Real question is who just has dick pics on their phone? Did you take the picture being like "ahh thats one to remember"? Like it was the last time you would see it.

I just send the same 3 nudes to everyone who asks so that I don't have to keep retaking them.

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swaggerboi

Posts: 321 - Karma: 1,374

Nov 24 2015 5:19PM

MinggI just send the same 3 nudes to everyone who asks so that I don't have to keep retaking them.

well if its that convenient...

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im_Mongo

Posts: 109 - Karma: 177

Nov 24 2015 5:33PM

I sent a picture of my dick to a friend on snapchat but it was made to look like a rocket with colouring tool going towards a star. Don't think gay

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steezybateezy

Posts: 11 - Karma: 450

Nov 24 2015 5:57PM

What should I do NS? This is my alias account on NS, because said gay kid is on NS and he would get salty if I told all of NS he was gay, should I ask him? Also he isn't much of a friend, he's a real douche, and I don't like talking to him. I'm in a pickle.

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.Hugo.

Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469

Nov 24 2015 6:03PM

steezybateezyWhat should I do NS? This is my alias account on NS, because said gay kid is on NS and he would get salty if I told all of NS he was gay, should I ask him? Also he isn't much of a friend, he's a real douche, and I don't like talking to him. I'm in a pickle.

Now you have to say who it is. Because now he knows who you are

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steezybateezy

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Nov 24 2015 6:13PM

Fred_BearNow you have to say who it is. Because now he knows who you are

This is my alias account, only I know who I am.

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corona

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Nov 24 2015 6:14PM

does his dick taste like shit?

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.Hugo.

Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469

Nov 24 2015 6:14PM

steezybateezyThis is my alias account, only I know who I am.

He'll recognize the story lol

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galaxia

Posts: 307 - Karma: 697

Nov 24 2015 6:21PM

Fred_BearHe'll recognize the story lol

no he wont, story is made up, details are embellished. I know this because OP is ugly AF and no guy or girl would be attracted to him, much less steal his dick pic. Mostly, I feel bad for the girl that he spammed with that thing. Bummer. Hurts to say, but shit is ridiculous

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Mingg

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Nov 24 2015 6:25PM

galaxiano he wont, story is made up, details are embellished. I know this because OP is ugly AF and no guy or girl would be attracted to him, much less steal his dick pic. Mostly, I feel bad for the girl that he spammed with that thing. Bummer. Hurts to say, but shit is ridiculous

ooooohhhh shiiittttt

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.Hugo.

Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469

Nov 24 2015 6:26PM

galaxiano he wont, story is made up, details are embellished. I know this because OP is ugly AF and no guy or girl would be attracted to him, much less steal his dick pic. Mostly, I feel bad for the girl that he spammed with that thing. Bummer. Hurts to say, but shit is ridiculous

Fuckin right hahahaha

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steezybateezy

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Nov 24 2015 6:52PM

galaxiano he wont, story is made up, details are embellished. I know this because OP is ugly AF and no guy or girl would be attracted to him, much less steal his dick pic. Mostly, I feel bad for the girl that he spammed with that thing. Bummer. Hurts to say, but shit is ridiculous

Actual facts are infact actual

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