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NSG rap

270on420out
Posts: 7495 - Karma: 50,836
Nov 19 2015 11:29PM

So let's make an NS rap.

Rules: Must rhyme

Change verses when appropriate.

Example: Me: They call me Dirty Bubble

Next member: Turn your house to rubble

Next Member: Causing all this trouble.

Next member (verse change): Newschoolers dot com

After that: Pretzel man Tom

iFlip: Having relations with OP's mom.

I'll start: Where is the snow?

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FrenchFry
Posts: 969 - Karma: 3,432
Nov 19 2015 11:55PM

mixed with the blow

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iFlip
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 19,089
Nov 20 2015 12:14AM

Now where's my ho?

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stinky_cheese
Posts: 1216 - Karma: 5,118
Nov 20 2015 12:23AM

she's suckin dis dik

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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,658
Nov 20 2015 1:08AM

Yo girl want a lick

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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
Nov 20 2015 2:31AM

Bitches be gettin tans turnin all orange

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JakeBarrett
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 1,843
Nov 20 2015 4:08AM

This rap is nasty like a fat bowl of porridge

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SammyDubz
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 7,220
Nov 20 2015 7:54AM

need that 1992 Volvo 240 Wagon cause it has lots of storage

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,474
Nov 20 2015 8:01AM

SammyDubzneed that 1992 Volvo 240 Wagon cause it has lots of storage

Ops mom has a 20 inch dildo

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Dadcore
Posts: 237 - Karma: 688
Nov 20 2015 8:02AM

My dick can still make her feel doe

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Crispy.
Posts: 6103 - Karma: 7,627
Nov 20 2015 8:04AM

And our rhymes have mad flow

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270on420out
Posts: 7495 - Karma: 50,836
Nov 20 2015 3:53PM

I do a shameless bump

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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
Nov 20 2015 4:50PM

still gonna be votin my nig trump

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purplepants420
Posts: 342 - Karma: 883
Nov 20 2015 5:35PM

ops dick looks like a little lump

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DutchMastaTHC
Posts: 669 - Karma: 1,770
Nov 20 2015 9:23PM

op's dad, I want to hump

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Ric.
Posts: 710 - Karma: 362
Nov 20 2015 9:29PM

mom's a crack hoe, wants a bump

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Foy6
Posts: 125 - Karma: 338
Nov 20 2015 10:08PM

She bumpin' pounds of 'amphetamines.

Chuggin' a gallon of Hennessey

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Brocka_Flocka
Posts: 1213 - Karma: 8,772
Nov 20 2015 10:18PM

Gettin' her to rehab has become a necessicity

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JTCasper540_MN
Posts: 742 - Karma: 3,698
Nov 20 2015 11:46PM

you know she isnt a celebrity

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theabortionator
Posts: 51282 - Karma: 157,826
Nov 21 2015 12:02AM

::Does fancy things with turntables::

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itzki
Posts: 444 - Karma: 1,344
Nov 21 2015 1:30AM

Like Arthur got them roundtables,

Because of Chad's gap, Tanner made some fables

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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Nov 21 2015 1:56AM

buy full tilts, they got motherfuckin cables

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HSmith
Posts: 349 - Karma: 1,940
Nov 21 2015 4:29AM

Just saw Chorizo fuckin some horses in the stables

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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
Nov 21 2015 11:28AM

I wouldndt say its love, were tryna stay away from labels

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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
Nov 21 2015 11:33AM

Just want to bend that ass over a table

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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,349
Nov 22 2015 1:42PM

white power!

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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
Nov 22 2015 2:03PM

SFBwhite power!

Tryna make dough but im all outta flour

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PearTree-Prod
Posts: 116 - Karma: 882
Nov 22 2015 2:37PM

Tryna make it out of Auschwitz without a shower

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mike759
Posts: 872 - Karma: 1,949
Nov 23 2015 8:47PM

This thread is sour

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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,058
Nov 23 2015 8:50PM

N word

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Foy6
Posts: 125 - Karma: 338
Nov 24 2015 4:54PM

Dolla Dolla Bills yall

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Hypno_Cat
Posts: 997 - Karma: 1,229
Nov 24 2015 5:34PM

I voted for Ron Paul

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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,058
Nov 24 2015 5:37PM

taking photos of OP while he's sleeping

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NEPTR
Posts: 766 - Karma: 1,936
Nov 24 2015 5:42PM

dick so long op's dry heavin'

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itzki
Posts: 444 - Karma: 1,344
Nov 24 2015 7:23PM

My pp is kinda big

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Anesteezia
Posts: 239 - Karma: 1,386
Nov 24 2015 7:51PM

Bitch, ya dick look like a twig.

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numnuts
Posts: 395 - Karma: 1,150
Nov 24 2015 8:02PM

and you look like maggot

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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,058
Nov 24 2015 8:54PM

getting banned because I said "faggot"

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Hypno_Cat
Posts: 997 - Karma: 1,229
Nov 25 2015 12:30PM

Dennis_Reynolds just got permabanned

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Foy6
Posts: 125 - Karma: 338
Nov 25 2015 1:22PM

Hypno_Cat's rhymes are hella bland

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ZeechMcHuck
Posts: 455 - Karma: 569
Nov 25 2015 1:38PM

chilling in class, this occupy s my time

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,474
Nov 25 2015 1:45PM

Fritz6Hypno_Cat's rhymes are hella bland

Did you just say hella? Youre a fucking tool

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Anesteezia
Posts: 239 - Karma: 1,386
Nov 25 2015 2:04PM

Fred_bear's lines don't rhyme, that shit ain't cool.

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Newschoolers55
Posts: 851 - Karma: 4,792
Nov 25 2015 2:06PM

And i use my dick like its like motherfucking tool

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ZeechMcHuck
Posts: 455 - Karma: 569
Nov 25 2015 2:15PM

with that power, all these bitches i will rule

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NEPTR
Posts: 766 - Karma: 1,936
Nov 25 2015 4:32PM

when girls see me ski they start to drool

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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,058
Nov 25 2015 4:37PM

doing the sex with OP's mom

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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,058
Nov 25 2015 4:38PM

rhymes so fresh, deadly like the Hiroshima bomb

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eastcoastbeast
Posts: 147 - Karma: 474
Nov 25 2015 4:57PM

dick so long, you can call me king kong

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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,058
Nov 25 2015 5:01PM

eastcoastbeastdick so long, you can call me king kong

jk its so small, you can call me Kim Jong

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