some of you have some interesting usernames.
whats the story behind yours?
and mine, plain and simple, is just my name.
Nov 14 2015 10:24PM
I have a coworker named George. He met this girl last summer that worked at a Chinese restaurant. They dated all summer, and she was friends with his peer group. George goes back to college and forgets about everything. In April, the girl makes a group message with her, George, and my other coworker Charlie, because they were all coming back and she was good friends with Charlie and wanted to restart the relationship with George. She opens with "Hey George, hey Chuck, can't wait till you're back". Now George thought that the girl (let's call her Alice) was just Chuck pretending to be Alice, and he had completly forgotten who Alice was. So George replies "Alice sat on my face and rotated counterclockwise". She was mortified. She began texting George saying "George why would you say that? What's going on?!" George simply apologized and stopped talking to her. A month later, George and Chuck are back in town working for the summer. On lunch break the first day, they decide to go to the Chinese restaurant Alice worked at. They forgot she worked there. They walk in and sit down, and about 5 minutes later, Alice walks out of the kitchen. She makes eye contact with both of them, gasps, and runs back into the kitchen. She wasnt seen for the remainder of the meal. They brush it off, and eat their food and leave. An hour later, they're back at work. In the middle of asphalt spreading, they start feeling very sick. They're near vomiting, and then George just says "I think I might shit myself". We go back to our warehouse and they just start shitting themselves. A few days later they come back recovered from their illness. My boss asks them what caused it. They can't think of anything. Then it hits them. They had food poisoning. All of the sudden George blurts out "SHE POISONED US". I then buckle over laughing. They're in shock and both pissed off. I'm still laughing, and then George says to me "Shut up Will. Your laugh sounds like the dirty bubble's"
Nov 15 2015 12:48AM
back when nyan cat was a thing, there was a game for iphone where you were nyan cat flying through space and shit. you could be a few different characters and a tacodog was one of them. later i found a gif of tacodog, resized it, boom new internet identity.
speaking of usernames i think i gotta change mine up. the X's are getting old..
Nov 15 2015 12:53AM
xX*TACO-DOG*Xxback when nyan cat was a thing, there was a game for iphone where you were nyan cat flying through space and shit. you could be a few different characters and a tacodog was one of them. later i found a gif of tacodog, resized it, boom new internet identity.speaking of usernames i think i gotta change mine up. the X's are getting old..
switch it up to dog-taco. but at that point you might as well just call yourself Chipotle
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THEDIRTYBUBBLEI have a coworker named George. He met this girl last summer that worked at a Chinese restaurant. They dated all summer, and she was friends with his peer group. George goes back to college and forgets about everything. In April, the girl makes a group message with her, George, and my other coworker Charlie, because they were all coming back and she was good friends with Charlie and wanted to restart the relationship with George. She opens with "Hey George, hey Chuck, can't wait till you're back". Now George thought that the girl (let's call her Alice) was just Chuck pretending to be Alice, and he had completly forgotten who Alice was. So George replies "Alice sat on my face and rotated counterclockwise". She was mortified. She began texting George saying "George why would you say that? What's going on?!" George simply apologized and stopped talking to her. A month later, George and Chuck are back in town working for the summer. On lunch break the first day, they decide to go to the Chinese restaurant Alice worked at. They forgot she worked there. They walk in and sit down, and about 5 minutes later, Alice walks out of the kitchen. She makes eye contact with both of them, gasps, and runs back into the kitchen. She wasnt seen for the remainder of the meal. They brush it off, and eat their food and leave. An hour later, they're back at work. In the middle of asphalt spreading, they start feeling very sick. They're near vomiting, and then George just says "I think I might shit myself". We go back to our warehouse and they just start shitting themselves. A few days later they come back recovered from their illness. My boss asks them what caused it. They can't think of anything. Then it hits them. They had food poisoning. All of the sudden George blurts out "SHE POISONED US". I then buckle over laughing. They're in shock and both pissed off. I'm still laughing, and then George says to me "Shut up Will. Your laugh sounds like the dirty bubble's"
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Nov 15 2015 11:22AM
Nov 15 2015 11:31AM
THEDIRTYBUBBLEI have a coworker named George. He met this girl last summer that worked at a Chinese restaurant. They dated all summer, and she was friends with his peer group. George goes back to college and forgets about everything. In April, the girl makes a group message with her, George, and my other coworker Charlie, because they were all coming back and she was good friends with Charlie and wanted to restart the relationship with George. She opens with "Hey George, hey Chuck, can't wait till you're back". Now George thought that the girl (let's call her Alice) was just Chuck pretending to be Alice, and he had completly forgotten who Alice was. So George replies "Alice sat on my face and rotated counterclockwise". She was mortified. She began texting George saying "George why would you say that? What's going on?!" George simply apologized and stopped talking to her. A month later, George and Chuck are back in town working for the summer. On lunch break the first day, they decide to go to the Chinese restaurant Alice worked at. They forgot she worked there. They walk in and sit down, and about 5 minutes later, Alice walks out of the kitchen. She makes eye contact with both of them, gasps, and runs back into the kitchen. She wasnt seen for the remainder of the meal. They brush it off, and eat their food and leave. An hour later, they're back at work. In the middle of asphalt spreading, they start feeling very sick. They're near vomiting, and then George just says "I think I might shit myself". We go back to our warehouse and they just start shitting themselves. A few days later they come back recovered from their illness. My boss asks them what caused it. They can't think of anything. Then it hits them. They had food poisoning. All of the sudden George blurts out "SHE POISONED US". I then buckle over laughing. They're in shock and both pissed off. I'm still laughing, and then George says to me "Shut up Will. Your laugh sounds like the dirty bubble's"
ur a fucking liar, u said u got ur name from Spongebob Square pants
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