Dude it's the first week of November chill

Its the beginning of November, Im fine with temps that allow snowmaking but natural snow this early will just plague the rest of the season.

When has it ever snowed enough to ski on in the first week of November? Who are you even jealous of? It's not like the west coast is getting dumped on right now...

masterofnoneWhen has it ever snowed enough to ski on in the first week of November? Who are you even jealous of? It's not like the west coast is getting dumped on right now...

Just realized, the west coast actually is getting dumped on right now. Oops.

^ lol

No where 3lse has snow but Colorado and Montana. Just saying. I can tell you the midwest wonnt be getting any soon because we had like 3 days in the 70s last week and are stuck in the 50s all this week

Swandog7No where 3lse has snow but Colorado and Montana. Just saying. I can tell you the midwest wonnt be getting any soon because we had like 3 days in the 70s last week and are stuck in the 50s all this week

same thing here in Pa, had a day last week where it reached 75 and this week the highs are in the upper 50s

it'll snow buddy

you can start to smell it in the air

quesadillait'll snow buddy

you can start to smell it in the air

I hope... I can't spend my life making poems about how it's no snowing or play shredsauce. I really need to get on skis...

Dont worry just be glad your season starts soon, i wont be on snow until i take a 5 hour flight to somewhere it actually snows in january

stop bitching its only the beginning of November and its not like you guys havent gotten all the snow the past 3 seasons while the west was dry. I dont remember any people on the west coast bitching

Deepskierstop bitching its only the beginning of November and its not like you guys havent gotten all the snow the past 3 seasons while the west was dry. I dont remember any people on the west coast bitching

Oh please that's all we heard last season.

There is a sliver of hope.

VintageCadillacFuck You, East Coast by VintageCadillac

Ever sit in your bed and wonder

Read, don't ponder

What if it would snow in the East Coast?

No hoes with sorrow, no bitches with tits

Fuck you hoes, fuck you east Coast

Drop some white flakes around my mouth

To pleasure thy thigh and thy phal-lus

Fuck You East Coast, Fuck You

Bristle Rovers, luck is bestowed upon us.

This poem has been written by the nonconsentful mind of VintageCadillac which is suffering a lack of skiing due to the fucking East Coast lacking fucking snow.

The only thing thats keeping you from skiing is you lazzy bitch ass thats on newschoolers. Get err' up go skiing in ir mall ur back yard. Hell being ur skis and boots to school and ski down the main stair case. Or be like the rest of us who ski are setups. Seriously tho i feel ur pain but it's the first week of November.

jynx81The only thing thats keeping you from skiing is you lazzy bitch ass thats on newschoolers. Get err' up go skiing in ir mall ur back yard. Hell being ur skis and boots to school and ski down the main stair case. Or be like the rest of us who ski are setups. Seriously tho i feel ur pain but it's the first week of November.

brett fisher?

SkiSurveybrett fisher?

Nah

jynx81Nah

word

jlens05There is a sliver of hope.

Dude! Thats the day of Phatman/KB's rail jam. (: (: (:

MinggDude! Thats the day of Phatman/KB's rail jam. (: (: (:

yo i didnt really even put the 2 and 2 together. im pretty pumped for that

jynx81The only thing thats keeping you from skiing is you lazzy bitch ass thats on newschoolers. Get err' up go skiing in ir mall ur back yard. Hell being ur skis and boots to school and ski down the main stair case. Or be like the rest of us who ski are setups. Seriously tho i feel ur pain but it's the first week of November.

You gotta understand i have a winter set-up in my backyard rn but I need snow because I have 3 rail set-up plus a kicker I make with snow but I don't have a summer set-up.

Swandog7No where 3lse has snow but Colorado and Montana. Just saying. I can tell you the midwest wonnt be getting any soon because we had like 3 days in the 70s last week and are stuck in the 50s all this week

California's been getting dumped on man. Mammoth's open and Northstar/heavenly just announced they'd be opening a week early ( Next weekend I believe)

That's pretty dang awesome. It's almost like the 2009 season all over again (fingers crossed)

nutz.California's been getting dumped on man. Mammoth's open and Northstar/heavenly just announced they'd be opening a week early ( Next weekend I believe)

That's pretty dang awesome. It's almost like the 2009 season all over again (fingers crossed)

Just figured this out today, but more than half the country isn't open. I can tell you all the states in the Midwest aren't (not sure if you would include CO or not, all opinion) Most of the east got dumped the fuck on last year so you cant complain about not opening yet. I know the Midwest didnt receive shit last year and we won't open until about the same time. It would be great for everyone to get some good freshies sooner rather than later

Swandog7the states in the Midwest aren't (not sure if you would include CO or not

Because Colorado is totally the Midwest.

john18061806Because Colorado is totally the Midwest.

Actually 1 in 3 people in the U.S. percieve it be. About 1 in 6 think fucking Montana is in the midwest, like stop it. According to my AP Human Geography teacher anyway and his article

Swandog7Actually 1 in 3 people in the U.S. percieve it be.

72% of people in the US perceive honey boo boo as the Secretary of State and something tells me that's off.

john1806180672% of people in the US perceive honey boo boo as the Secretary of State and something tells me that's off.

100% of the nation including Alabama thinks Alabama inbreeds. Seems... well.... pretty close

Swandog7100% of the nation including Alabama thinks Alabama inbreeds. Seems... well.... pretty close

Are you saying they don't?

Because I'm pretty sure they do.

MinggAre you saying they don't?

Because I'm pretty sure they do.

Not saying I'm accurate. not saying I'm in accurate, but 99.9% of people think they do, 100% people living in Alabama know they do.

Swandog7Alabama thinks Alabama

This calls for a song

john18061806This calls for a song

Beautiful. I feel like Alabama hasn't contributed anything to this country. Like they give us Honey Boo Boo?

Killington fired up their guns last night

Deepskierstop bitching its only the beginning of November and its not like you guys havent gotten all the snow the past 3 seasons while the west was dry. I dont remember any people on the west coast bitching

i seem to remember everyone on the west coast bitching

Jon_Tafferi seem to remember everyone on the west coast bitching

i dont recall this

winter storm advisories across the west now

we got a foot in breck last week lol

VintageCadillacYou gotta understand i have a winter set-up in my backyard rn but I need snow because I have 3 rail set-up plus a kicker I make with snow but I don't have a summer set-up.

Buy some astro turf its dirt cheap make ur kicker outta dirt or spare wood. Or use ice rink snow. But yeah I agree real snow and good ole cold weather is the best.