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Icelantic Is Looking For "Animals"

Icelantic_Skis
Posts: 104 - Karma: 558
Oct 21 2015 1:21PM

Icelantic is seeking 5 "Animals" to join our wolfpack and fly the Icey flag in Vail, Aspen, Steamboat, Crestedbutte and Whistler

If you are a motivated ski bum living in one of these locales, and are looking to supplement and enrich your season, send us a video telling us why you're the best pick for the pack.

Basic Requirements:

- Must ski 4+ times/week at either Vail, Steamboat, Aspen, Crested Butte or Whistler

- Must be highly self-motivated and responsible

- Must be willing to work hard and ski hard

- Must enjoy working outside and with other skiers

If this sounds right up your alley,

please send the following to: ashley@icelanticskis.com

Letter of intent

Resume

2 References

social media handles

2 minute video of why you are an ANIMAL!

Thanks All!

Looking forward to charging with you this season.

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Swandog7
Posts: 4955 - Karma: 9,019
Oct 21 2015 2:14PM

Fuck if I was living in one of those places and was in college/out of college I would be all over this so badly omg.

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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,785
Oct 21 2015 3:07PM

in none of those locations but i can confidently say that i am an animal. sign me up anyway

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cobra_commander
Posts: 16909 - Karma: 4,682
Oct 21 2015 5:08PM

Must they also be under 5'4"?

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snowfinder
Posts: 2724 - Karma: 33,000
Oct 21 2015 5:20PM

cobra_commanderMust they also be under 5'4"?

shots fired.

for those that have no idea what he is talking about, google any icelantic skis review click on video and you will see.

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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Oct 21 2015 6:43PM

damn it I was hoping this would be a thread like that one where the pink names made their versions of the saga ads.

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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Oct 21 2015 6:43PM

Spagett+damn it I was hoping this would be a thread like that one where the pink names made their versions of the saga ads.

first drop not saga. damn it

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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
Oct 21 2015 7:55PM

buzzedshots fired.

for those that have no idea what he is talking about, google any icelantic skis review click on video and you will see.

didn't they make really short skis only in the past?

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PowTron
Posts: 226 - Karma: 404
Oct 21 2015 8:53PM

"Motivated ski bum" is kind of an oxymoron, no?

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Icelantic_Skis
Posts: 104 - Karma: 558
Oct 28 2015 1:07PM

Bump

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jungalexanda
Posts: 89 - Karma: 120
Oct 28 2015 4:52PM

If y'all are ever looking for someone in wisconsin I got you fam

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Poikenz
Posts: 1406 - Karma: 3,131
Oct 28 2015 5:12PM

Icelantic_Skis2 minute video of why you are an ANIMAL!

If I just submitted a video of me shotgunning a bunch of beers would I get the job? It might not be responsible, but it definitely shows motivation.

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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
Oct 28 2015 5:23PM

I ski Beaver Creek at least 5 days/week.. Oh well. Not quite Vail I guess.

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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Oct 28 2015 5:37PM

I'm here for you. I'm not a ski bum. I'm not getting 4+ days a week. I spend too much time at the office. My park skills are dwindling as my body slowly decays. I often leave the mountain by 2pm to beat the traffic. I spend too much time taking a shit before I actually start skiing.

But god damn it...I'm an animal and I want to represent Icelantic skis. Why should you give me a pair of skis and make me an ambassador? Because on every fucking lift ride I will turn to the chump sitting next to me, point at his skis and say, "Hey....those look like a couple of fucking 2x4s. You should get yourself a pair of icelantics. Ever since I started riding them my hair got thicker, my penis gets harder, and my skiing turns the gays straight and the ladies to water. Ride Icelantic"

And then as they ride off the lift I'll pull out one of my hundreds of Icelantic stickers, put it in my palm, and bitch slap that sticker on the back of their helmet.

Every. Damn. Time.

I'll be your animal. Rawr.

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ElMexicano
Posts: 639 - Karma: 400
Oct 28 2015 6:29PM

CaptainObvious.I'm here for you. I'm not a ski bum. I'm not getting 4+ days a week. I spend too much time at the office. My park skills are dwindling as my body slowly decays. I often leave the mountain by 2pm to beat the traffic. I spend too much time taking a shit before I actually start skiing.

But god damn it...I'm an animal and I want to represent Icelantic skis. Why should you give me a pair of skis and make me an ambassador? Because on every fucking lift ride I will turn to the chump sitting next to me, point at his skis and say, "Hey....those look like a couple of fucking 2x4s. You should get yourself a pair of icelantics. Ever since I started riding them my hair got thicker, my penis gets harder, and my skiing turns the gays straight and the ladies to water. Ride Icelantic"

And then as they ride off the lift I'll pull out one of my hundreds of Icelantic stickers, put it in my palm, and bitch slap that sticker on the back of their helmet.

Every. Damn. Time.

I'll be your animal. Rawr.

Get this guy he wrote Rawr.

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Static
Posts: 8494 - Karma: 4,073
Oct 28 2015 6:33PM

PowTron"Motivated ski bum" is kind of an oxymoron, no?

not really, most locals work multiple jobs, but pay is so shitty and cost of living so expensive you're still a bum.

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Big.Ole.Diesel
Posts: 96 - Karma: 189
Oct 28 2015 6:49PM

Peter.didn't they make really short skis only in the past?

not about the skis being short...

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Aidin954
Posts: 760 - Karma: 1,361
Oct 29 2015 12:52AM

But... what about Mass...

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cobra_commander
Posts: 16909 - Karma: 4,682
Oct 29 2015 1:14AM

Are Hobbits animals or mythical creatures?

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FastSpeed
Posts: 646 - Karma: 644
Oct 29 2015 10:28AM

Icelantic_SkisBump

looking for a high schooler in the Stowe/Sugarbush Area?

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lgward
Posts: 301 - Karma: 404
Nov 14 2015 9:33PM

Would love to do this if it was on the east coast.

I know you guys are CO-proud and all, but it would be awesome to see you out here. I was just at the Boston ski expo hoping you'd be around but no such luck.

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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
Nov 14 2015 10:17PM

I live in Aspen. What kind of work do you need to do for the gig?

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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
Nov 15 2015 1:14AM

Icelantic_Skis2 minute video of why you are an ANIMAL!

I've been called a Cougar a time or two.

Did you want a video of that orrr?

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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
Nov 15 2015 9:01AM

jvegasnot about the skis being short...

Care to explain? Their 180's feel like 170's, so that's what I thought.

If they made a 190 danollie I would be all over it

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50Kal
Posts: 2826 - Karma: 5,368
Nov 15 2015 10:33AM

I skied Aspen yesterday and probably will today. Does that I get free stuff?

But really icelantic you should just go give a bunch of stuff to guys and gals bootpacking highlands bowl. They are nuts.

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