Anti Jokes

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Anti Jokes

nate1097

Posts: 361 - Karma: 524

Oct 4 2015 4:37PM

Just saw a thread on dark humor, decided to make this. Anybody else find anti jokes funny as fuck? Ill throw a couple example down below

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We are both lawyers

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

share your favorites below

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nate1097

Posts: 361 - Karma: 524

Oct 4 2015 5:38PM

bump because bored

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SterlingArcher

Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456

Oct 4 2015 6:26PM

pictures unrelated

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elcornholio

Posts: 797 - Karma: 1,557

Oct 4 2015 6:59PM

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a hammer.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than a bee sting? The holocaust.

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Dadcore

Posts: 237 - Karma: 683

Oct 4 2015 8:00PM

Where do you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Where ever you left him, he isn't going anywhere.

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Mingg

Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466

Oct 4 2015 8:20PM

Whats green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Swandog7

Posts: 4955 - Karma: 9,019

Oct 4 2015 8:52PM

MinggWhats green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

The Green Goblin obviously. He's coming you know.

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ANDR01D

Posts: 1181 - Karma: 3,319

Oct 4 2015 9:23PM

Your momma's so fat, I hope she has learned to be comfortable with her appearance while striving towards a healthier weight.

Your momma's so black, I hope she wasn't the target of any racial discrimination growing up.

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Swandog7

Posts: 4955 - Karma: 9,019

Oct 4 2015 9:37PM

Yo momma so fat, she's 60 pounds overweight.

How much did the polar bear weigh? 1145 pounds

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