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Best gaper quotes

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Sep 23 2015 11:44PM

Thought that in preparation for the coming season we could share a few of our favorite gaper quotes.

I'll start

"I love Aspen, except for the snow."

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Sep 23 2015 11:46PM

"I love reposts." -OP

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Sep 24 2015 12:50AM

MasterBaiterThought that in preparation for the coming season we could share a few of our favorite gaper quotes.

I'll start

"I love Aspen, except for the snow."

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Sep 24 2015 12:58AM

Heard some gapers call other people "gaypers" thinking that it meant gay skiers. Intentionally threw down around them, went up to talk to them. They told me I was good. Then I told them in the straightest face possible "I like penis." They laughed and called me "gayper" the rest of the day. No ragrets.

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Sep 24 2015 7:56AM

" I like skiing park but I hate going off jumps and I hate rails I just like boxes"

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theabortionator

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Sep 24 2015 8:20AM

cool trick skis op

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Sep 24 2015 12:15PM

no, stop now

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Sep 24 2015 12:25PM

That 270 on 270 off was so dope!

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Sep 24 2015 12:29PM

"Checking out the new double-tips?" - Sportchek employee

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Sep 24 2015 12:59PM

I always love the look of a gaper when you eject out of your FKS and they say that you broke your binding.

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Sep 24 2015 9:11PM

When I am about to huck a cliff under the chairlift, people on the chairlift "Watch out! There's a cliff below you!"

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Sep 24 2015 10:32PM

There is too much powder...

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Sep 24 2015 11:04PM

--Nick17--There is too much powder...

hahahah

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Sep 25 2015 10:48AM

which way to the stunt ditch?

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Sep 25 2015 11:47AM

saskskier"Checking out the new double-tips?" - Sportchek employee

too many people come in to the shop I work at and ask if they can rent double tips. But I still have to try hard not to laugh every time

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Sep 26 2015 1:11AM

(After Doing a cork or rodeo)

"Sick trick bro, can you do a backflip?"

wtf!!!

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