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If you could change the sound of your farts

Moosen
Posts: 4285 - Karma: 2,585
Sep 22 2015 11:10AM

Well what would it be?

I would change mine to the sound of a Blow off Valve. Probably Tial Q, or Compressor Surge.

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,471
Sep 22 2015 11:25AM

The dukes of hazzard horn

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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
Sep 22 2015 11:47AM

Probably an anti lag system...oh wait

Probably a female scream so in class everyone dreams the fuck out

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THEHARLEMSHAKE
Posts: 190 - Karma: 430
Sep 22 2015 12:08PM

YANKEE DOODLE DOO

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stizzle
Posts: 371 - Karma: 623
Sep 22 2015 12:09PM

Either sad trombone or that air horn in all those fancy rap songs.

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K-Dot.
Posts: 3704 - Karma: 7,379
Sep 22 2015 12:14PM

JOHHHHHN CENAAAAA

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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
Sep 22 2015 12:16PM

i'd probably do kendrick's gun impressions

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270on420out
Posts: 7494 - Karma: 50,834
Sep 22 2015 12:27PM

BRICKSQUAD

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willifast
Posts: 248 - Karma: 299
Sep 22 2015 12:37PM

Turbo noises!

Or random quotes from Tourettes guy

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willifast
Posts: 248 - Karma: 299
Sep 22 2015 12:38PM

willifastTurbo noises!

Or random quotes from Tourettes guy

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YoungGun.
Posts: 267 - Karma: 562
Sep 22 2015 12:47PM
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chicknfriedsteak
Posts: 984 - Karma: 4,691
Sep 22 2015 3:48PM

fog horn

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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
Sep 22 2015 4:05PM

darude - sandstorm

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Just_Send_It
Posts: 4758 - Karma: 971
Sep 22 2015 4:13PM

love sosa

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Swandog7
Posts: 4955 - Karma: 9,019
Sep 22 2015 4:56PM

John Cena theme song, however long the fart is, thats how long it plays. My goal would be to finish the song (like 3 minutes long)

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steezelord420
Posts: 141 - Karma: 1,009
Sep 22 2015 5:01PM

"SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKA!"

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steezelord420
Posts: 141 - Karma: 1,009
Sep 22 2015 5:01PM

"SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKA!"

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.CJ.
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 3,657
Sep 22 2015 5:34PM

Almost anything from this video.

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theabortionator
Posts: 51274 - Karma: 157,660
Sep 22 2015 5:53PM

Polka music

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stinky_cheese
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 5,118
Sep 22 2015 8:41PM

id probably keep it as it is because i already think its funny enough

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Sky.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 287
Sep 22 2015 9:05PM

stinky_peteid probably keep it as it is because i already think its funny enough

Trust him, username

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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,417
Sep 22 2015 9:09PM
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Moosen
Posts: 4285 - Karma: 2,585
Sep 24 2015 12:50AM

MasterBaiter

yesssss

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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
Sep 24 2015 1:12AM

the road warrior queen

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Nick.A
Posts: 149 - Karma: 263
Sep 24 2015 10:38PM

MY ANKLES!!!

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nastynaven
Posts: 9 - Karma: 7
Sep 24 2015 11:08PM

THEDIRTYBUBBLEBRICKSQUAD

the sound of a fat chick moaning.

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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
Sep 25 2015 1:27AM

https://youtu.be/Tk-5RVMerfI

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North_Ace
Posts: 37 - Karma: 33
Sep 25 2015 4:34PM

the na na na sound right before the beat drops

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crotchvent
Posts: 1527 - Karma: 2,182
Sep 25 2015 7:45PM

pee in me

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