Introduce Yourself Gentlemen!

congrossman.

Posts: 142 - Karma: 520

Sep 3 2015 10:07AM

i try to conduct foreign policy while zooted

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iFlip

Posts: 4541 - Karma: 19,088

Sep 3 2015 10:08AM

Hi, I'm Timmy. My nickname is TIMMMMAAAHHHHHH!

I'm special.

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THEHARLEMSHAKE

Posts: 190 - Karma: 430

Sep 3 2015 10:09AM

i can fart the lyrics of Yankee Doodle Doo

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Brule.

Posts: 3848 - Karma: 5,662

Sep 3 2015 3:18PM

I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.

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Lonely

Posts: 6602 - Karma: 59,683

Sep 3 2015 3:34PM

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Mr.noodle

Posts: 1361 - Karma: 4,650

Sep 3 2015 4:02PM

My name is rod, and I like to party

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Jon_Taffer

Posts: 1374 - Karma: 5,383

Sep 3 2015 4:03PM

Mr.noodleMy name is rod, and I like to party

My name is jon and I like to party

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Mr.noodle

Posts: 1361 - Karma: 4,650

Sep 3 2015 4:12PM

Jon_TafferMy name is jon and I like to party

Uh jon, I just said I like to party so maybe you could Do something different than me.

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HamFaceGirl

Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679

Sep 3 2015 5:05PM

my name is ham and I am a facegirl

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.Hugo.

Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469

Sep 3 2015 5:14PM

Hi my name is hugo and have butt chugged 15 beers in 1 night before

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Lonely

Posts: 6602 - Karma: 59,683

Sep 3 2015 6:09PM

.Hugo.Hi my name is hugo and have butt chugged 15 beers in 1 night before

Tampon vodka challenge anyone?

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CHORIZO

Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039

Sep 3 2015 7:11PM

LonelyTampon vodka challenge anyone?

i bet i could stick way more vodka soaked tampons up my ass

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ElMexicano

Posts: 639 - Karma: 400

Sep 3 2015 8:42PM

I made out with a stripper at a concert last weekend(I didn't pay her anything). She invited me to her house but i didn't go because I'm a retarded.

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soccerzla7

Posts: 127 - Karma: 524

Sep 3 2015 8:56PM

ElMexicanobecause I'm a retarded.

confirmed

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.FRY.

Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852

Sep 3 2015 9:14PM

Mr.noodleUh jon, I just said I like to party so maybe you could Do something different than me.

my name is kevin and i also like to party

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CHORIZO

Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039

Sep 3 2015 10:08PM

.Frymy name is kevin and i also like to party

i know for a fact you dont party kev

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1337

Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003

Sep 3 2015 10:47PM

surprise!

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BAYKUR

Posts: 344 - Karma: 2,579

Sep 3 2015 11:10PM

Mr.noodleUh jon, I just said I like to party so maybe you could Do something different than me.

my name is dave and im a stuntman

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theabortionator

Posts: 51264 - Karma: 157,476

Sep 4 2015 12:10AM

My name is Robert Paulson

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act.resist

Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513

Sep 4 2015 12:12AM

hey im phil

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Swandog7

Posts: 4955 - Karma: 9,019

Sep 4 2015 12:26AM

Hi I'm Paul

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Mr.Mitten

Posts: 1298 - Karma: 3,582

Sep 4 2015 12:26AM

KushDrugsWeedHey guys what up its me its Morpheus its Carlos how are you whats up?

I'm will to go down on a chick when she is on the rag

my nickname is BONE

whats your story?

your nicknames bone... my nickname is bone...

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SterlingArcher

Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456

Sep 4 2015 12:38AM

I'm Joe.. where dem ladies at???

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ModMommy

Posts: 10720 - Karma: 55,342

Sep 4 2015 12:47AM

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Spagett+

Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884

Sep 4 2015 12:48AM

Swandog7

Hi I'm Paul

very good post

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Mr.noodle

Posts: 1361 - Karma: 4,650

Sep 4 2015 12:51AM

ski-bolamy name is dave and im a stuntman

You know what, let's move on, Rico you're up

I've seen this movie way too many times

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THEHARLEMSHAKE

Posts: 190 - Karma: 430

Sep 4 2015 9:44AM

I cant tell Asians apart

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onLINE

Posts: 1013 - Karma: 423

Sep 4 2015 9:51AM

Im OP's mom and I like to do butt stuff.

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Chubz.

Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656

Sep 4 2015 9:58AM

theabortionatorMy name is Robert Paulson

HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON

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TACO-DOG.exe

Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239

Sep 4 2015 2:12PM

Some say that he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue. All we know is he's called the Stig

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stizzle

Posts: 371 - Karma: 623

Sep 4 2015 3:13PM

Mr.Mittenyour nicknames bone... my nickname is bone...

Maybe you boys should bone together

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THEHARLEMSHAKE

Posts: 190 - Karma: 430

Sep 5 2015 7:09PM

i like to go knuckles deep in pussy~! :)

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Charlie_Kelly

Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,296

Sep 5 2015 8:09PM

theabortionatorMy name is Robert Paulson

My name is Roberta Paulson

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THEHARLEMSHAKE

Posts: 190 - Karma: 430

Sep 5 2015 8:38PM

i eat pussy

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-Dan

Posts: 7087 - Karma: 50,495

Sep 5 2015 9:32PM

I'm Dan and I am Dan.

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Daski

Posts: 658 - Karma: 2,316

Sep 6 2015 12:05AM

"Whats your name?"

"Alec."

"Eric?"

"No, Alec."

"Ok Alex."

"ALEC."

"Alan?"

"At this point, sure"

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DirtYStylE

Posts: 3635 - Karma: 8,774

Sep 6 2015 12:23AM

DiRtYStYlE

^

Dirty

^

Big Dirty

^

Big D

^

Dylan

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robbinJAHood

Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,075

Sep 6 2015 10:09AM

TallxTI'm Dan and I am Dan.

hi dan

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THEHARLEMSHAKE

Posts: 190 - Karma: 430

Sep 6 2015 10:52AM

robbinJAHoodhi dan

stay out, this is a mans thread

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act.resist

Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513

Sep 7 2015 10:14PM

KushDrugsWeedstay out, this is a man orgy

.

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Steezy_IN_KC

Posts: 2033 - Karma: 1,607

Sep 8 2015 4:56PM

Some people call me Terance, but you can call me Lil Tee.

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spliff.Life

Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549

Sep 9 2015 2:05AM

yo

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JakeBarrett

Posts: 1237 - Karma: 1,843

Sep 9 2015 3:08AM

I like long walks on the beach and don't hold in my farts around women

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I_Am_Mod

Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753

Sep 9 2015 3:46AM

Hello, my name is fred,

yesterday i sharted in my underpants and blamed the stink on my 5month old baby cousin.

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