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Favorite Chinese proverbs (Parody)

Criloh
Posts: 348 - Karma: 2,091
Aug 16 2015 12:18AM

Post your favorite Chinese proverbs here

My personal favorite:

"He who drop watch in toilet has shitty time."

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shin-bang
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 6,992
Aug 16 2015 12:25AM

He who reads ops thread now has aids

Probably my favorite one of all time

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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3635 - Karma: 8,774
Aug 16 2015 12:25AM

"Man who run behind car get exhausted"

"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot"

"Do not remove fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet"

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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,032
Aug 16 2015 12:34AM

"many nail to build crib, only one to fill it.

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supercooladin
Posts: 197 - Karma: 944
Aug 16 2015 12:43AM

"Man who walks through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok"

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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,325
Aug 16 2015 12:48AM

I have absolutely no idea what is going on in this thread.

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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
Aug 16 2015 12:37PM

DirtYStylE"Man who run behind car get exhausted"

Man who run in front of car gets tired

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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
Aug 17 2015 1:01AM

What about the ancient hawaiians?

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robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,075
Aug 17 2015 8:32AM

MinggWhat about the ancient hawaiians?

when you're itching for the waves the only lotion is the ocean!

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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,167
Aug 17 2015 1:20PM

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

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GayWolf420
Posts: 36697 - Karma: 110,721
Aug 17 2015 1:21PM

Wow more cis gendered white male racism.

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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,347
Aug 18 2015 4:51PM

this isnt funny fuck you op

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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,347
Aug 18 2015 4:52PM

this isnt funny fuck you op

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Da_Buddha
Posts: 802 - Karma: 1,182
Aug 18 2015 5:39PM

man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with stinky finger

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ANDR01D
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 3,319
Aug 19 2015 9:06AM

My favorite Vietnamese proverb:

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.CJ.
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 3,657
Aug 19 2015 12:35PM

ANDR01DMy favorite Vietnamese proverb:

Just watched that last night, great movie

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Jennifersweet
Posts: 1 - Karma: 10
Apr 12 2016 10:42PM

My favorite Chinese proverb:

shǎo zhuànɡ bù nǔ lì, lǎo dà tú shān bēi

少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲。

A young idler, an old beggar.

Here are more famous Chinese proverbs: http://www.hanbridgemandarin.com/article/daily-chinese-learning-tips/chinese-proverbs

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Slush
Posts: 1905 - Karma: 12,901
Apr 13 2016 9:18AM

DeebieSkeebiesWow more cis gendered white male racism.

Triggered

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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
Apr 13 2016 7:52PM

"Man who Gets Fulltilts is man who Cork sevens"

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Swandog7
Posts: 4955 - Karma: 9,019
Apr 13 2016 8:32PM

Dennis_Reynolds"Man who Gets Fulltilts is man who Cork sevens"

u have fulfilled the proverb

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Isaac.
Posts: 86 - Karma: 810
Apr 13 2016 8:34PM

JennifersweetMy favorite Chinese proverb:

shǎo zhuànɡ bù nǔ lì, lǎo dà tú shān bēi

少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲。

A young idler, an old beggar.

Here are more famous Chinese proverbs: http://www.hanbridgemandarin.com/article/daily-chinese-learning-tips/chinese-proverbs

completely misses point of thread with first post

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000000000000
Posts: 843 - Karma: 1,552
Apr 13 2016 11:15PM

Confucius say- No pregnant if she on top, because tadpoles can no travel upstream

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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
Apr 13 2016 11:58PM

do future spins, get paid

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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
Apr 14 2016 12:03AM

JennifersweetMy favorite Chinese proverb:

shǎo zhuànɡ bù nǔ lì, lǎo dà tú shān bēi

少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲。

A young idler, an old beggar.

Here are more famous Chinese proverbs: http://www.hanbridgemandarin.com/article/daily-chinese-learning-tips/chinese-proverbs

Robot bot bot bot

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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
Apr 14 2016 12:05AM

robbinJAHoodwhen you're itching for the waves the only lotion is the ocean!

I fucking love you.

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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3635 - Karma: 8,774
Jul 19 2018 12:11PM

A man who lives in a glass house should change clothes in the basement.

A wife who puts her husband in the doghouse will soon find him in the cat house.

A boy who goes to sleep with a hard problem wakes up with the solution in hand.

A passionate kiss, similarly to a spider’s web, leads to the undoing of the fly.

The thing is though, virginity is like a bubble – just one prick and it’s all gone.

**This post was edited on Jul 19th 2018 at 12:29:48pm

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SendyMcSendyface
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 20,000
Jul 20 2018 7:01PM

Swandog7u have fulltilted the proverb

Fixed it for ya bud

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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12420 - Karma: 114,475
Jul 21 2018 5:27PM

heres my favorite:

他用手指屁股睡觉，用臭手指醒来

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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9104 - Karma: 65,247
Jul 23 2018 12:13AM

DirtYStylE"Man who run behind car get exhausted"

"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot"

"Do not remove fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet"

These car ones remind me of something I learned about Hebrew in Israel that just relates to language moofs in general.

What do you suppose the Hebrew word for the back-axle of a car is? Google translate might tell you different, but everyone I knew in Israel just used the cognate "Back-axle", same word, but in Israeli pronunciation and Hebrew lettering. Now, what do you suppose they call the front-axle?

There is no single word for front-axle, and the direct translation is as follows: The forward back-axle.

Language is weird and I'm drunk as fuck

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1776
Posts: 728 - Karma: 2,309
Jul 23 2018 12:55AM

.CJ.Just watched that last night, great movie

Is that you John Wayne?

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ZeechMcHuck
Posts: 455 - Karma: 569
Aug 2 2018 5:32PM

Elevator always smell shitty to midget

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