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What do women want?

CockGoblin
Posts: 19 - Karma: 827
Aug 6 2015 10:57PM

What do women want? Why are they so complex and hard to please?

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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
Aug 6 2015 11:07PM

Because a ton of girls have extremely high expectations even if they don't admit it/know it. Girls hold guys to a much higher standard than guys hold girls and too many girls are looking for perfection that doesn't exist. Meanwhile we generalize all of you guys as dicks - making ourselves look even more retarded.

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robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,075
Aug 6 2015 11:13PM

someone that can make you smile with good dick game and down to spend all day in your underwear with

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robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,075
Aug 6 2015 11:14PM

and long hair is a plus

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SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
Aug 6 2015 11:19PM

Girls dont like boys girls like cars and money

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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,202
Aug 6 2015 11:19PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
Aug 6 2015 11:20PM

girls just want the D and to hear a lot of kitchen/laundry/sanwhich jokes

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shin-bang
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 6,992
Aug 6 2015 11:21PM

CockGoblinWhat do women want? Why are they so complex and hard to please?

nice name op......

NOT

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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,167
Aug 6 2015 11:31PM

shin-bangI want CockGoblin inside of me

Sure you do

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shin-bang
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 6,992
Aug 6 2015 11:33PM

JAHpowIM GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

ya...i thought so

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Nikolaus
Posts: 863 - Karma: 995
Aug 6 2015 11:37PM

length and girth

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iH8pow
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 7,225
Aug 7 2015 1:14AM

When they're teens-20s, they want a good looking guy who drives a nice car.

When they're later 20s-forever, they want stability. Cars and money--sounds about right

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shin-bang
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 6,992
Aug 7 2015 1:18AM

Chicks dig guys who can do the sickest 180s

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90053
Posts: 2565 - Karma: 3,728
Aug 7 2015 2:07AM

netflix and chyll

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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
Aug 7 2015 2:23AM

shin-bangChicks dig guys who can do the sickest 180s

I can do pretty sick double 180s

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BAYKUR
Posts: 344 - Karma: 2,579
Aug 7 2015 2:27AM

Being able to quickscope is very desirable with most women

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Turd.Ferguson
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 2,713
Aug 7 2015 2:30AM

robbinJAHoodand long hair is a plus

finally a woman that respects long hair on a guy!

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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
Aug 7 2015 6:42AM

Girls have cooties..gross!

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Rusticles
Posts: 2179 - Karma: 1,334
Aug 7 2015 10:06AM

robbinJAHoodsomeone that can make you smile with good dick game and down to spend all day in your underwear with

In addition I would say some form of motivation in life but this pretty much spot on.

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THEBONE
Posts: 31 - Karma: 18
Aug 7 2015 10:10AM

CockGoblinWhat do women want? Why are they so complex and hard to please?

miles and miles of cock shoved up their pussy

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THEBONE
Posts: 31 - Karma: 18
Aug 7 2015 10:15AM

in many respects the asshole has become the new pussy for most girls

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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Aug 7 2015 10:21PM

Girls want an OG mudbone sized dong

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Powstagram
Posts: 250 - Karma: 2,557
Aug 8 2015 11:39AM

penis

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vikidi.
Posts: 74 - Karma: 197
Aug 8 2015 12:33PM

ski-bolaBeing able to quickscope is very desirable with most women

Especially mothers seems to appreciate this skill a lot

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.HERO
Posts: 479 - Karma: 3,676
Aug 8 2015 12:53PM

robbinJAHoodsomeone that can make you smile with good dick game and down to spend all day in your underwear with

I thought it was "someone that can make you smile when you play battlestar galactica and who is down to spend all day in your underwear with :(

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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,347
Aug 8 2015 5:50PM

girls only like guys who spend all of their free time complaining about videogames on the internet. your welcome op.

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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3635 - Karma: 8,774
Aug 9 2015 11:07PM

THEY WANT THE D

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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
Aug 9 2015 11:13PM

Spagett+Girls want an OG mudbone sized dong

Thankfully they dont expect highschool guys to have that but RIP to the legend himself, OG Mudbone

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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,296
Aug 10 2015 8:23AM

Trick question girls are never satisfied with anything.

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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Aug 10 2015 9:31AM

Titus69Thankfully they dont expect highschool guys to have that

oh they expect it

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Daski
Posts: 658 - Karma: 2,316
Aug 10 2015 9:45AM

robbinJAHoodsomeone that can make you smile with good dick game and down to spend all day in your underwear with

robbinJAHoodand long hair is a plus

PM me

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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
Aug 10 2015 12:47PM

Spagett+oh they expect it

fuck

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Jake_La
Posts: 136 - Karma: 1,897
Aug 10 2015 7:57PM

girls just wanna have fun

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CoalitionSnow
Posts: 11 - Karma: 131
Aug 10 2015 9:01PM

Nikolauslength and girth

It's true. Girls want Coalition Skis. http://www.coalitionsnow.com/

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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
Aug 10 2015 9:18PM

Girls want Frenchy

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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Aug 10 2015 9:28PM

MinggBecause a ton of girls have extremely high expectations even if they don't admit it/know it. Girls hold guys to a much higher standard than guys hold girls and too many girls are looking for perfection that doesn't exist. Meanwhile we generalize all of you guys as dicks - making ourselves look even more retarded.

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Adam.Guare
Posts: 556 - Karma: 434
Aug 10 2015 9:50PM

DaskiPM me

Hahaha

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johnnyBuz
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 1,270
Aug 10 2015 9:53PM

Girls want a guy that listens and is in touch with his emotions and

.....

jk, they want the D

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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
Aug 10 2015 10:04PM

CoalitionSnowIt's true. Girls want Coalition Skis. http://www.coalitionsnow.com/

hahaha 10/10

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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,032
Aug 10 2015 10:12PM

They want dick. They are not complex. Women speak with their bodies.

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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
Aug 10 2015 11:39PM

butterslut.

Well usually, but all i heard this time was the tippy taping of my keyboard.

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theabortionator
Posts: 51264 - Karma: 157,485
Aug 11 2015 10:31AM

Mel gibson

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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4751 - Karma: -559
Aug 11 2015 10:41AM

Status is the one overriding thing that ladies want and will look past any other shortcomings if they can land a guy with "status".

If you don't have status (and status to people newschoolers age can just mean being popular in highschool its harder to have status as you get older) making things easier its just a combination of looks/personality/financial stability... and your ability to play the girl and pretend you don't really like her and make her jealous and feel like you are something she has to work for.

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Deepskier
Posts: 3267 - Karma: 4,819
Aug 11 2015 5:52PM

MinggBecause a ton of girls have extremely high expectations even if they don't admit it/know it. Girls hold guys to a much higher standard than guys hold girls and too many girls are looking for perfection that doesn't exist. Meanwhile we generalize all of you guys as dicks - making ourselves look even more retarded.

Finally a girl says something praise mingg

shin-bangnice name op......

NOT

Hahahaha karma needs to got to 20/10

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C_dub
Posts: 371 - Karma: 2,306
Aug 12 2015 2:23AM

CoalitionSnowIt's true. Girls want Coalition Skis. http://www.coalitionsnow.com/

made my day

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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,296
Aug 12 2015 9:18AM

The referenced post has been removed.

Respect is earned, not given.

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PoLaRpEaK
Posts: 439 - Karma: 555
Aug 12 2015 11:40AM

They want someone who isn't fat, doesn't play video games, knows how to cook, is clean, somewhat tall, well off, intelligent and funny, well educated, well mannered, selfless, popular, charismatic and good in the sack.

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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Aug 12 2015 3:00PM

MinggBecause a ton of girls have extremely high expectations even if they don't admit it/know it. Girls hold guys to a much higher standard than guys hold girls and too many girls are looking for perfection that doesn't exist. Meanwhile we generalize all of you guys as dicks - making ourselves look even more retarded.

This is such a terrible post. The fact you think that guys don't hold girls to a "high standard" is awful.

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