Go do something dumb on your skis.

Don't hook up with another woman. This isn't basketball...we don't need a rebounder.

I've found that not getting into relationships in the first place works great.

bang a bad bitch TN bAbbbayyyy~~~~~!!!!!

Get on top of another! BAZING!

well technincally the fastest way would be to kill urself.

You buy a longboard; get yourself down to that pier in Barrie, On and cruise the lake. Some good music in a pair of headphones, and move on with life.

just climb over her, lol. Not that hard, treat it just like any other fence or wall you have climbed

1) Get into a bad motorcycle accident so she feels bad for you.

2) Drink the pain away

HamFaceGirlbang a bad bitch TN bAbbbayyyy~~~~~!!!!!

I hate you

Kidnap her and sell her into Kony's child army

byuboundGo do something dumb on your skis.

As stupid as it sounds, go do it. It's fun. But be safe

bighomieflockKidnap her and sell her into Kony's child army

10/10 works every time

Kick it with da BOIS

time

not quick but the only permanent way

louie.miragstime

not quick but the only permanent way

This.

bighomieflockKidnap her and sell her into Kony's child army

sounds reasonable

but really being alone doesn't make things much better because you have too much time to think. surround yourself with friends and things that keep your mind active. you'll start having so much fun you'll move on and forget all about it!

pick up a new hobby to keep you busy.

louie.miragstime

not quick but the only permanent way

Truuuuue. Just try as hard as you can to get back to whatever it is you need to do, and remember that billions of men have been through the same thing before and have survived. You'll be just fine, it just takes a little time.

ChestyI've found that not getting into relationships in the first place works great.

its a choice

Thank you all, I have been going for other woman to get my mind off of it, doing new activities and she seems average to me now :)

Bruh gay marriage is legal everywhere now we don't need bitches nomore

My way kinda really backfired, my girlfriend ended it with me and the next day me and a few friends decided to go out in the forest behind my house and camp Out and smoke some dope, and we invited 2 girls over because they were the only ones that could trick their parents and shit so it was really late and I was cuddling with the one girl (about a solid 7) then we started making out and stuff (maybe a little more) but she was on her period and we were in a tent with like 4 other people (I think they were all sleeping) so it would be weird if we did more. They get up early in the morning, leave And we are all good. around 10 am it starts raining so we smoke a bowl then start packing up everything and going inside. Then my "ex" starts getting mad and texting me saying that she knows what I did and how she was gunna ask if I want to get back together so it was pretTy fucked but I think we're still gunna get back together #mrnoodle4thawin

be alone for the rest of your life

Mr.noodleMy way kinda really backfired, my girlfriend ended it with me and the next day me and a few friends decided to go out in the forest behind my house and camp Out and smoke some dope, and we invited 2 girls over because they were the only ones that could trick their parents and shit so it was really late and I was cuddling with the one girl (about a solid 7) then we started making out and stuff (maybe a little more) but she was on her period and we were in a tent with like 4 other people (I think they were all sleeping) so it would be weird if we did more. They get up early in the morning, leave And we are all good. around 10 am it starts raining so we smoke a bowl then start packing up everything and going inside. Then my "ex" starts getting mad and texting me saying that she knows what I did and how she was gunna ask if I want to get back together so it was pretTy fucked but I think we're still gunna get back together #mrnoodle4thawin

But now your relationship will be different than before, it will be difficult to recover don't you think?

Talk to other girls

You have two options.

Option 1 kidnap her and pee in her butt. Then your over her.

Option 2 kidnap her and brain wash her into being with you forever.

Mr.noodleMy way kinda really backfired, my girlfriend ended it with me and the next day me and a few friends decided to go out in the forest behind my house and camp Out and smoke some dope, and we invited 2 girls over because they were the only ones that could trick their parents and shit so it was really late and I was cuddling with the one girl (about a solid 7) then we started making out and stuff (maybe a little more) but she was on her period and we were in a tent with like 4 other people (I think they were all sleeping) so it would be weird if we did more. They get up early in the morning, leave And we are all good. around 10 am it starts raining so we smoke a bowl then start packing up everything and going inside. Then my "ex" starts getting mad and texting me saying that she knows what I did and how she was gunna ask if I want to get back together so it was pretTy fucked but I think we're still gunna get back together #mrnoodle4thawin

middle school sounds ruff dood

FirmWormBut now your relationship will be different than before, it will be difficult to recover don't you think?

Definitely, but we are hanging out tomorrow and I guess we will see how that goes

plyswthsqrrlsmiddle school sounds ruff dood

And didn't see that coming m8

You have to give it at least a week or two before fucking other chicks, or you will be in Mr. Noodles position.

Friends are definitely the quickest way to get over chicks. And not the lets go party and get fucked up friends, the ones who just chill.

smoke weed everydayayayaayayyaayayayayayay

Sext out some dick picks and let it be known you are on the market. Make sure a couple go to girls she is friends with so her jealousy can work in your favor. Don't send too many out maybe 6-7 total.

She will immediately feel a huge loss and feel like other girls have something that belongs to her and will be possessive and want you back. You will not only get your girl back but probably tap something on the side.

crotchventYou have two options.

Option 1 kidnap her and pee in her butt. Then your over her.

Option 2 kidnap her and brain wash her into being with you forever.

wat

Post her picture/phone number on /b)

Force yourself to have some alone time to mourn, then go hang out with your friends. Stay away from substances that may make you feel, or do actions you regret. Only time will heal This.

Hang with friends

Smoke weed

Pick up something new

Push yourself running/working out

Don't drink as much

Make yourself meet new people

Watch porn

Commit yourself to your work/school

Go skating, skiing, biking, etc.

K-Dot.Hang with friends

Smoke weed

Pick up something new

Push yourself running/working out

Don't drink as much

Make yourself meet new people

Watch porn

Commit yourself to your work/school

Go skating, skiing, biking, etc.

drink more* or pop a molly and you'll feel 100x better

*SID*drink more* or pop a molly and you'll feel 100x better

To each his own. Heavy drinking while in an emotional state leads to destructive behavior for most people I feel like. Weed is much more therapeutic imo

First step is the No Contact Rule. She dumped you, don't let her even talk to you. Don't respond to any messages, unfriend her from Facebook, etc. The first month is going to be rough. Stay active, maybe explore an old hobby. Porn? You bet, knock yourself out. This month belongs to you. Indulge. Anything to get her off your mind.

After the first month, feel free to start meeting new people.

K-Dot.To each his own. Heavy drinking while in an emotional state leads to destructive behavior for most people I feel like. Weed is much more therapeutic imo

drinking and talking to other girls, don't get in another relationship those because those r dumb

threads because i just broke up with my girlfriend of a year because she decided to get her life together and move to san diego from reno, following her only friend. i understand her situation, but it just sucks. neither of us are willing to commit to a long-distance relationship. we'd been arguing for a few months prior to this decision of hers to move, so it doesn't hurt as much. i just wanted to make it work with her and she seemed so ready to just give up and move on.