Question is pretty popular these days. So ns??
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My cousin told me a great story that happened to one of his friends while they were abroad in Europe.
The dudes were out at a bar in Munich and they began to hit on a girl who was an 11/10, drop dead gorgeous babe WAY out of their league. Well, his friend somehow winds up going home with her. They get back to her place, start doing the sexy things young kids do these days, and right before they begin to fuck she runs to her desk. She pulls out some anal beads and lube and brings them back over to the bed, and the friend gets all excited that she's down to spice things up. He asks her something about how she wants them and she laughs and gives him the ultimatum: he puts them up his ass and gets to fuck her, or he has to leave.
This is the point where you gotta make a very tough decision. Bang the hottest girl you've ever seen in your life, or give it up?
He chose to stay. So she pops them in, lays some newspaper on the bed which confused the drunken, anally plugged roommate, and spreads her legs. He bangs her for a while, and she moans something about letting her know when he's about to come. He reaches his vinegar strokes and when this happens, she rips the anal beads out of his ass. The dude blacked out from the following orgasm that he experienced (something about it being euphoric and the most powerful thing he's ever felt), and he woke up a few minutes later to shit EVERYWHERE in the room. Bed. Table. Floor. Walls. Everywhere. The girl is cleaning it up and giggling. He grabs his stuff and bolts from the house, never to see her again.
So NS - would you?
May 19 2015 10:36PM
May 19 2015 11:03PM
1337My cousin told me a great story that happened to one of his friends while they were abroad in Europe.The dudes were out at a bar in Munich and they began to hit on a girl who was an 11/10, drop dead gorgeous babe WAY out of their league. Well, his friend somehow winds up going home with her. They get back to her place, start doing the sexy things young kids do these days, and right before they begin to fuck she runs to her desk. She pulls out some anal beads and lube and brings them back over to the bed, and the friend gets all excited that she's down to spice things up. He asks her something about how she wants them and she laughs and gives him the ultimatum: he puts them up his ass and gets to fuck her, or he has to leave.
This is the point where you gotta make a very tough decision. Bang the hottest girl you've ever seen in your life, or give it up?
He chose to stay. So she pops them in, lays some newspaper on the bed which confused the drunken, anally plugged roommate, and spreads her legs. He bangs her for a while, and she moans something about letting her know when he's about to come. He reaches his vinegar strokes and when this happens, she rips the anal beads out of his ass. The dude blacked out from the following orgasm that he experienced (something about it being euphoric and the most powerful thing he's ever felt), and he woke up a few minutes later to shit EVERYWHERE in the room. Bed. Table. Floor. Walls. Everywhere. The girl is cleaning it up and giggling. He grabs his stuff and bolts from the house, never to see her again.
So NS - would you?
hahahhhahahhahaha
May 20 2015 8:21AM
May 20 2015 8:55AM
1337My cousin told me a great story that happened to one of his friends while they were abroad in Europe.The dudes were out at a bar in Munich and they began to hit on a girl who was an 11/10, drop dead gorgeous babe WAY out of their league. Well, his friend somehow winds up going home with her. They get back to her place, start doing the sexy things young kids do these days, and right before they begin to fuck she runs to her desk. She pulls out some anal beads and lube and brings them back over to the bed, and the friend gets all excited that she's down to spice things up. He asks her something about how she wants them and she laughs and gives him the ultimatum: he puts them up his ass and gets to fuck her, or he has to leave.
This is the point where you gotta make a very tough decision. Bang the hottest girl you've ever seen in your life, or give it up?
He chose to stay. So she pops them in, lays some newspaper on the bed which confused the drunken, anally plugged roommate, and spreads her legs. He bangs her for a while, and she moans something about letting her know when he's about to come. He reaches his vinegar strokes and when this happens, she rips the anal beads out of his ass. The dude blacked out from the following orgasm that he experienced (something about it being euphoric and the most powerful thing he's ever felt), and he woke up a few minutes later to shit EVERYWHERE in the room. Bed. Table. Floor. Walls. Everywhere. The girl is cleaning it up and giggling. He grabs his stuff and bolts from the house, never to see her again.
So NS - would you?
Oh my fuck that's nuts
Of course I would
May 20 2015 8:57AM
1337My cousin told me a great story that happened to one of his friends while they were abroad in Europe.The dudes were out at a bar in Munich and they began to hit on a girl who was an 11/10, drop dead gorgeous babe WAY out of their league. Well, his friend somehow winds up going home with her. They get back to her place, start doing the sexy things young kids do these days, and right before they begin to fuck she runs to her desk. She pulls out some anal beads and lube and brings them back over to the bed, and the friend gets all excited that she's down to spice things up. He asks her something about how she wants them and she laughs and gives him the ultimatum: he puts them up his ass and gets to fuck her, or he has to leave.
This is the point where you gotta make a very tough decision. Bang the hottest girl you've ever seen in your life, or give it up?
He chose to stay. So she pops them in, lays some newspaper on the bed which confused the drunken, anally plugged roommate, and spreads her legs. He bangs her for a while, and she moans something about letting her know when he's about to come. He reaches his vinegar strokes and when this happens, she rips the anal beads out of his ass. The dude blacked out from the following orgasm that he experienced (something about it being euphoric and the most powerful thing he's ever felt), and he woke up a few minutes later to shit EVERYWHERE in the room. Bed. Table. Floor. Walls. Everywhere. The girl is cleaning it up and giggling. He grabs his stuff and bolts from the house, never to see her again.
So NS - would you?
If she is the one doing the cleaning up. Yes I would.
May 20 2015 9:30AM
May 20 2015 9:50AM
1337My cousin told me a great story that happened to one of his friends while they were abroad in Europe.The dudes were out at a bar in Munich and they began to hit on a girl who was an 11/10, drop dead gorgeous babe WAY out of their league. Well, his friend somehow winds up going home with her. They get back to her place, start doing the sexy things young kids do these days, and right before they begin to fuck she runs to her desk. She pulls out some anal beads and lube and brings them back over to the bed, and the friend gets all excited that she's down to spice things up. He asks her something about how she wants them and she laughs and gives him the ultimatum: he puts them up his ass and gets to fuck her, or he has to leave.
This is the point where you gotta make a very tough decision. Bang the hottest girl you've ever seen in your life, or give it up?
He chose to stay. So she pops them in, lays some newspaper on the bed which confused the drunken, anally plugged roommate, and spreads her legs. He bangs her for a while, and she moans something about letting her know when he's about to come. He reaches his vinegar strokes and when this happens, she rips the anal beads out of his ass. The dude blacked out from the following orgasm that he experienced (something about it being euphoric and the most powerful thing he's ever felt), and he woke up a few minutes later to shit EVERYWHERE in the room. Bed. Table. Floor. Walls. Everywhere. The girl is cleaning it up and giggling. He grabs his stuff and bolts from the house, never to see her again.
So NS - would you?
This is gold! hahahaha
May 20 2015 11:45AM
TheHornyOrphanI'd do it for OP to get banned
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
May 20 2015 11:48AM
May 20 2015 11:52AM
HamFaceGirlWhat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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May 20 2015 12:38PM
HamFaceGirlQuestion is pretty popular these days. So ns??
There are many variables in this decision. Firstly, how large is this dildo we will be introducing into our anus? If said dildo were 2 inches or more in diameter, this could lead to hospitalization (depending on butthole size). Secondly, how long must the dildo remain in the butthole? If you must keep it there throughout the duration of the intercourse, it would put a damper on the mood, would it not? Finally, how hot is this girl? If she is extremely hot, the pain would be nothing compared to the pride of having done the act. Please take these things into consideration when making this decision.
May 20 2015 12:39PM
SalmonellaFunThere are many variables in this decision. Firstly, how large is this dildo we will be introducing into our anus? If said dildo were 2 inches or more in diameter, this could lead to hospitalization (depending on butthole size). Secondly, how long must the dildo remain in the butthole? If you must keep it there throughout the duration of the intercourse, it would put a damper on the mood, would it not? Finally, how hot is this girl? If she is extremely hot, the pain would be nothing compared to the pride of having done the act. Please take these things into consideration when making this decision.
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May 20 2015 2:34PM
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May 20 2015 2:56PM
1337My cousin told me a great story that happened to one of his friends while they were abroad in Europe.The dudes were out at a bar in Munich and they began to hit on a girl who was an 11/10, drop dead gorgeous babe WAY out of their league. Well, his friend somehow winds up going home with her. They get back to her place, start doing the sexy things young kids do these days, and right before they begin to fuck she runs to her desk. She pulls out some anal beads and lube and brings them back over to the bed, and the friend gets all excited that she's down to spice things up. He asks her something about how she wants them and she laughs and gives him the ultimatum: he puts them up his ass and gets to fuck her, or he has to leave.
This is the point where you gotta make a very tough decision. Bang the hottest girl you've ever seen in your life, or give it up?
He chose to stay. So she pops them in, lays some newspaper on the bed which confused the drunken, anally plugged roommate, and spreads her legs. He bangs her for a while, and she moans something about letting her know when he's about to come. He reaches his vinegar strokes and when this happens, she rips the anal beads out of his ass. The dude blacked out from the following orgasm that he experienced (something about it being euphoric and the most powerful thing he's ever felt), and he woke up a few minutes later to shit EVERYWHERE in the room. Bed. Table. Floor. Walls. Everywhere. The girl is cleaning it up and giggling. He grabs his stuff and bolts from the house, never to see her again.
So NS - would you?
That's absolutely revolting. I would definitely try that. It'd be nice to known beforehand, though, to time the bowels.
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May 23 2015 11:11AM
HamFaceGirlWhat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
That's a lie al Qaeda does not exist it was made up by the government.
May 23 2015 1:20PM
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