I don't think this is a thread yet. But talk about something that you fucked up on today. For me, I cut a wire at my work that set a fire alarm off and made the rest of my crew have to stay 5 hours later than normal to fix it
Laurent.Mama, just killed a man,
put a gun against his head
QuantumMechanicput a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
CameraWizPulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Mama, life had just begun
I almost shit my pants in my stats class, ended up missing like 30 minutes of it. I'm sure I'll fuck up a few more times today so I'll keep you guys updated.
As long as I don't cave in and buy a tin I won't have fucked up too bad.
ShepuxMama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
LonelyBut now I've gone and thrown it all away
MAMA ooooOOOOooooOOOooo
I'm about to go tour a nuclear power plant so let's hope I don't fuck anything up there
JordanButtfartMAMA ooooOOOOooooOOOooo
didn't mean to make you cry
JordanButtfartMAMA ooooOOOOooooOOOooo
that song fucking sucks
Big5hiftydidn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
HolteIf I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Please for the love of God don't carry on
HolteIf I'm not back again this time tomorrow
easy come easy go, will you let me go
g-daddyeasy come easy go, will you let me go
Noooo we will not let him go
It happened yesterday but I feel the circumstances are too extraordinary to keep to myself
I was playing Frisbee in the Gulf of Mexico when my wedding ring fell off
I stayed planted for about an hour and a half and directed the search party consisting of my family members and a few random strangers
I got completely burnt all around and we finally called it off
Had to deal with an extremely pissed off wife and finally started to straighten things out
Got in touch with a guy from the Holmes beach pd who told me he'd go dive the area with a metal detector the next day
Came back to the beach to shoot an azimuth from the 45th St post to pass on to the diver
Saw a man with a metal detector and asked him how good it was at finding gold, he game me the "oh shit, you did not"
Gave him the best directions I had (directly into the water from a lady under an umbrella)
Stayed and watched the waves crash hoping to see a flash
Saw him scoop up some dirt and start to sift, then dump it all out
he did the same thing again and I heard a clinking noise
He pulled out a gold ring
I cried
I ran up to him and gave him a huge bear hug
Probably one of the coolest people I've ever met that Alan Rice, still thrilled that there are still nice people out there
Ended up calling the wife and telling her to come to the beach not telling her why
Reproposed since the first one was a little bit mean
talked to Alan for a half hour or so who refused any sort of gratuity
Got laid
Still plotting some sort of thank you for Mr Rice
soulskierIt happened yesterday but I feel the circumstances are too extraordinary to keep to myselfI was playing Frisbee in the Gulf of Mexico when my wedding ring fell off
I stayed planted for about an hour and a half and directed the search party consisting of my family members and a few random strangers
I got completely burnt all around and we finally called it off
Had to deal with an extremely pissed off wife and finally started to straighten things out
Got in touch with a guy from the Holmes beach pd who told me he'd go dive the area with a metal detector the next day
Came back to the beach to shoot an azimuth from the 45th St post to pass on to the diver
Saw a man with a metal detector and asked him how good it was at finding gold, he game me the "oh shit, you did not"
Gave him the best directions I had (directly into the water from a lady under an umbrella)
Stayed and watched the waves crash hoping to see a flash
Saw him scoop up some dirt and start to sift, then dump it all out
he did the same thing again and I heard a clinking noise
He pulled out a gold ring
I cried
I ran up to him and gave him a huge bear hug
Probably one of the coolest people I've ever met that Alan Rice, still thrilled that there are still nice people out there
Ended up calling the wife and telling her to come to the beach not telling her why
Reproposed since the first one was a little bit mean
talked to Alan for a half hour or so who refused any sort of gratuity
Got laid
Still plotting some sort of thank you for Mr Rice
your story sounds like the opposite of fucking up
Forgot to turn my radio off during the annual health insurance meeting. Got a call to fix a carpet in the middle of an in depth analysis of the resorts new dental plan
DobberI got out of bed
I have yet to make this mistake today
HolteIf I'm not back again this time tomorrow
g-daddyeasy come easy go, will you let me go
pattyeiksNoooo we will not let him go
good grief, if you're going to quote a bad song at least do it in the correct order
SFBthat song fucking sucks
your outdated memes suck chode
soulskierIt happened yesterday but I feel the circumstances are too extraordinary to keep to myselfI was playing Frisbee in the Gulf of Mexico when my wedding ring fell off
I stayed planted for about an hour and a half and directed the search party consisting of my family members and a few random strangers
I got completely burnt all around and we finally called it off
Had to deal with an extremely pissed off wife and finally started to straighten things out
Got in touch with a guy from the Holmes beach pd who told me he'd go dive the area with a metal detector the next day
Came back to the beach to shoot an azimuth from the 45th St post to pass on to the diver
Saw a man with a metal detector and asked him how good it was at finding gold, he game me the "oh shit, you did not"
Gave him the best directions I had (directly into the water from a lady under an umbrella)
Stayed and watched the waves crash hoping to see a flash
Saw him scoop up some dirt and start to sift, then dump it all out
he did the same thing again and I heard a clinking noise
He pulled out a gold ring
I cried
I ran up to him and gave him a huge bear hug
Probably one of the coolest people I've ever met that Alan Rice, still thrilled that there are still nice people out there
Ended up calling the wife and telling her to come to the beach not telling her why
Reproposed since the first one was a little bit mean
talked to Alan for a half hour or so who refused any sort of gratuity
Got laid
Still plotting some sort of thank you for Mr Rice
You are lucky you found it..
I ordered the wrong kind of external hard drive from amazon.
I also walked into the lounge of my dorm this morning, noticed hot boys cooking eggs, and tripped over my own feet. They laughed. It was awkward.
Im good at my job so I haven't fucked up there in a while..
I did green myself out by swallowing my first bong toke before work today though which is always cool, that was at 530 am.
I avoided a speeding ticket today which was cool, slammed on the breaks when the cop was behind a cube truck lol
I had a bunch of homework to get done after work today but I was mega hungover so I was worthless instead.
Not having the best luck with work this week. Spent a full night leading my crew to pull cables all night to the wrong spot, and then get called this morning to be yelled at. Awesome
soulskierIt happened yesterday but I feel the circumstances are too extraordinary to keep to myselfI was playing Frisbee in the Gulf of Mexico when my wedding ring fell off
I stayed planted for about an hour and a half and directed the search party consisting of my family members and a few random strangers
I got completely burnt all around and we finally called it off
Had to deal with an extremely pissed off wife and finally started to straighten things out
Got in touch with a guy from the Holmes beach pd who told me he'd go dive the area with a metal detector the next day
Came back to the beach to shoot an azimuth from the 45th St post to pass on to the diver
Saw a man with a metal detector and asked him how good it was at finding gold, he game me the "oh shit, you did not"
Gave him the best directions I had (directly into the water from a lady under an umbrella)
Stayed and watched the waves crash hoping to see a flash
Saw him scoop up some dirt and start to sift, then dump it all out
he did the same thing again and I heard a clinking noise
He pulled out a gold ring
I cried
I ran up to him and gave him a huge bear hug
Probably one of the coolest people I've ever met that Alan Rice, still thrilled that there are still nice people out there
Ended up calling the wife and telling her to come to the beach not telling her why
Reproposed since the first one was a little bit mean
talked to Alan for a half hour or so who refused any sort of gratuity
Got laid
Still plotting some sort of thank you for Mr Rice
How was your first proposal mean?
Just finished my Calc exam.... andddd my calculater was set in Radians.
^ meant degrees, I cant even get it right on NS.^
Got my tax refund and instantly spent it on a trip to the carribean for yacht week. Perhaps a bad decision financially but hell, should one one awesome vacation
cool_nameHow was your first proposal mean?
He put the ring around his pee pee and demanded a blowjob
RRhighriderSent an email to the wrong person
Did the same thing instantly after reading this
J-dolloI don't think this is a thread yet. But talk about something that you fucked up on today. For me, I cut a wire at my work that set a fire alarm off and made the rest of my crew have to stay 5 hours later than normal to fix it
J-dolloNot having the best luck with work this week. Spent a full night leading my crew to pull cables all night to the wrong spot, and then get called this morning to be yelled at. Awesome
Jesus do something right for a change.
CaseyJesus do something right for a change.
I'm sure that's the motivation he needs
I tried to embed a video but then i fucked up. So everyone made fun of me
ggfski42Just finished my Calc exam.... andddd my calculater was set in Radians.
Hate it when that happens
cool_nameHow was your first proposal mean?
Well, we were kind of ordered out of a vehicle after being stopped by the police. We were subsequently ordered to the back of our vehicle where I was then told to get down on one knee
did a shitty job of wrapping my ankle in athletic tape so there were pressure points skiing this AM that didn't feel too good, and forgot to take some ibuprofen so first runs today were very rusty.
destroyed the toilet thanks to crappy chinese food
MinggI ordered the wrong kind of external hard drive from amazon.
My fault.
CameraWizMy fault.
Haha it's no big deal. Everything worked out so no worries! Thanks for helpin me!
I work in a structural steel shop, we have two overhead cranes to move beams and other steel around the shop. I was tired and in a rush and cut it a little to close to the doors while I was taking shit out of the shop, severed all of the wires that power the crane, which amounted to about 10K in damages, it was all bad.
Accidentally put a safety pin through my nip trying to fix my sweater.
Aaaand I had sex with my ex that I still have feelings for. I dun fucked up today hard.