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'STEEZ IS A DISEASE'

Rice
Posts: 311 - Karma: 2,228
Mar 30 2015 4:27AM

I personally wear what I feel comfortable wearing. If you're wearing what you're happy with then others should be right?

Apparently not, here is the link...

https://steezisadisease.wordpress.com/2012/03/01/things-the-gentlemen-skier-hates-low-ride-baggy-pants/#comment-14

Fav quote from blog 'Now, I’ve never done or even attempted a 540, I’ll get that on the table right now before someone in the comments calls me out for it. However, if I were to attempt something silly like that, I can’t imagine I’d want to risk landing backwards with my pants around my ankles. But then again, how else am I supposed to let everyone else on the mountain know I’m gay?'

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Park_Mho
Posts: 351 - Karma: 390
Mar 30 2015 4:42AM

+k for a funny ass troll article.

Fav quote:

"You know what, let’s forget my powder day example because I’ll just go ahead and assume that you like the feeling of frozen water being forced into your ass crack."

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UilyJeff
Posts: 394 - Karma: 1,480
Mar 30 2015 6:45AM

Majority of that article was very dumb, but the author made some good points. The problem is, he's trying to mix the park rat genre with the general skier. If you're having fun slaying Park who cares what you're wearing? Yes people are going to make fun of you when you wear two hoodies and a T-shirt outside of your hoodies for steeze....but you don't care because you're laughing at their skis and their abilities anyway.

That being said, that same skier is not wearing that set up when he goes cliff hucking in the back country. The fact that he mixes the two together makes his article devoid of any substance. Why so many gay references?

Sounds to me like a park rat in a Chris Paul jersey over top of his Sega hoodie and camouflage snowpants stole his girlfriend from him while by the lodge and he's seeking revenge.

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270on420out
Posts: 7494 - Karma: 50,832
Mar 30 2015 7:31AM

Hahaha that has to be a troll.

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Chuch
Posts: 237 - Karma: 397
Mar 30 2015 8:25AM

"the only good skiers in the entire world are those that look steezy."

I have seen some absolutely useless knobs in the park wearing "steezy" shit.

Im pretty sure you can have "steezy" gear without getting snow in your ass. this dude's focus is just E-dolo sag. Honestly I think its impressive if you can slay it with your pants around your knees.

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Stadtski
Posts: 972 - Karma: 3,349
Mar 30 2015 8:34AM

S/O to whoever commented "We know you’re gay because you wear GS suits." #hardo

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Rice
Posts: 311 - Karma: 2,228
Mar 30 2015 6:11PM

Rosa_ParkS/O to whoever commented "We know you’re gay because you wear GS suits." #hardo

Hahaha, that was me. I got a bit annoyed..

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hippy.killer
Posts: 204 - Karma: 947
Mar 30 2015 7:03PM

'skilz'

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Youngfeiler
Posts: 64 - Karma: 781
Mar 30 2015 10:38PM

That last paragraph was fire

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Holte
Posts: 10730 - Karma: 7,744
Mar 30 2015 10:48PM

There's only 4 posts on the whole site, yet it still feels like there's more content than the entirety of Brobomb.

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butternotbatter
Posts: 77 - Karma: 256
Mar 30 2015 11:39PM

UilyJeffSounds to me like a park rat in a Chris Paul jersey over top of his Sega hoodie and camouflage snowpants stole his girlfriend from him while by the lodge and he's seeking revenge.

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Moosen
Posts: 4285 - Karma: 2,585
Mar 31 2015 3:38AM

HolteThere's only 4 posts on the whole site, yet it still feels like there's more content than the entirety of Brobomb.

The truth in this is too real.

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veng_m
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 2,720
Mar 31 2015 7:07AM

but being steezy is keeeeewwwwwll

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McLS
Posts: 1980 - Karma: 6,446
Mar 31 2015 7:29AM

i love the fact that this unsuccessful troll doesn't realise that "steez"=style+ease, and not baggy style xD Lots of tight pants flannel skiers out there have tons of steeze...Guy went through the trouble of making some pretty pathetic shirts with shit like "steez must die" and "steez free since"...This guy must have a fucking 3m long bamboo up his ass :D

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McLS
Posts: 1980 - Karma: 6,446
Mar 31 2015 7:30AM

The referenced post has been removed.

dude check out his outerwear he made...guy should quit skiing right now, he doesn't get it

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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Mar 31 2015 2:53PM

I never thought it was that big of a deal.. but after reading this I'm thinking about rocking 5xl since it makes people butthurt.

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spaceghostpurp
Posts: 249 - Karma: 835
Mar 31 2015 4:09PM

im going to buy one of his shirts to wear as a tall t

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Basil91
Posts: 123 - Karma: 593
Mar 31 2015 4:14PM

omg who's dad wrote this?

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Holzsteezy*
Posts: 584 - Karma: 1,110
Mar 31 2015 4:32PM

"or even doing what the kids these days are calling ‘gnarly tricks’ in the terrain park,"

old man confirmed

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Thom4s
Posts: 213 - Karma: 1,079
Mar 31 2015 5:44PM

whoever wrote this wears a jumpsuit.

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Youngfeiler
Posts: 64 - Karma: 781
Apr 1 2015 12:37AM

veng_mbut being steezy is keeeeewwwwwll

How I felt after reading it.

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Chuch
Posts: 237 - Karma: 397
Apr 1 2015 9:01AM

Thom4swhoever wrote this wears a jumpsuit.

Wait a second, whats wrong with jumpsuits?

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