Help me fuck with chubz.

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Help me fuck with chubz.

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Feb 27 2015 5:58PM

Chubz, my friend, and I are on our way out to loon for the Ns gathering and Chubz is chillin in the backseat passed out. Help me mess with him newschoolers.

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Feb 27 2015 6:09PM

Hit the brakes hard and scream. Watch his face.

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Krotchs_Brother

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Feb 27 2015 6:10PM

Pee in his butt. The power shift caused by such an event will be catastrophic. He'll be scarred for the rest of his life.

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Feb 27 2015 6:11PM

Cut off his dick, but make sure to wake him up before he bleeds out so he can get a laugh out of it

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Feb 27 2015 6:15PM

goat semen

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Feb 27 2015 6:15PM

Drive the car into oncoming traffic on a busy road and then scream. He will be so startled.

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Loco-Deer-Slayer

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Feb 27 2015 6:16PM

I'm going to need a bucket, a paint brush, and 10 pounds of salt. Lance...get his pants!

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Feb 27 2015 6:17PM

leave him on the side of the road in a ditch

Get rid of cable. Upgrade to DIRECTV

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Feb 27 2015 6:17PM

Draw on him. Dump snow on him. Ditch him on the side of the road. Shank him

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Feb 27 2015 6:17PM

Make jonelle do him. He'll hate that. Trust me

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Feb 27 2015 6:22PM

murder is the only thing here that will suffice

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Feb 27 2015 6:27PM

Quick little Dirty Sanchez will suffice. Then when he wakes up you can giggle every time he asks what that smell is.

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Feb 27 2015 6:31PM

I woke up unharmed.

You all suck

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Feb 27 2015 6:35PM

Chubz.I woke up unharmed.

You all suck

or did u?

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Feb 27 2015 6:35PM

Chubz.I woke up unharmed.

You all suck

Chubz I did what I could. I guess you still haven't scored yet

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Feb 27 2015 6:36PM

Chubz.I woke up unharmed.

You all suck

Kick her seat again

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Feb 27 2015 6:37PM

kim_jong_illKick her seat again

Shhhhh!!!!111!!1 Then she'll kno i liek her!!!1!

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Feb 27 2015 6:39PM

ginor did u?

the fuq u talking about gin

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Feb 27 2015 6:42PM

Chubz.Shhhhh!!!!111!!1 Then she'll kno i liek her!!!1!

so then you were just kicking her seat for what? For fun?

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Feb 27 2015 6:45PM

El_Barto.so then you were just kicking her seat for what? For fun?

Ya dood have u never kicked seats before?

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Feb 27 2015 6:48PM

Chubz.Ya dood have u never kicked seats before?

ugh

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Feb 27 2015 6:50PM

El_Barto.ugh

Kicking seats is mad tune barto, come off it

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Feb 27 2015 6:58PM

Nacho_Macho_manthe fuq u talking about gin

ur my brother u don't have 2 kno everything

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Feb 27 2015 7:23PM

El_Barto.so then you were just kicking her seat for what? For fun?

I think someone might be jealous

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Feb 27 2015 7:31PM

How long have you two been holding your farts in for?

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Feb 27 2015 7:50PM

It's not too late to fuck him, leave the gathering early without him

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Feb 27 2015 7:52PM

ANUSTARTHow long have you two been holding your farts in for?

whoever farts first has to do a naked lap

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Feb 27 2015 11:28PM

Drive straight into a brick wall he will get quite a scare

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Feb 27 2015 11:41PM

MinggChubz, my friend, and I

GRAMMAR ERROR

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Feb 28 2015 12:22AM

occasionally brush your hand up against his thigh.

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Feb 28 2015 12:41AM

safarisamoccasionally brush your hand up against his thigh.

That's too far

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Feb 28 2015 12:53AM

just fuck him

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Feb 28 2015 7:45PM

drive into oncoming traffic, he will be so startled!

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Feb 28 2015 9:28PM

Blow him, Mingg. He hates you.

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Feb 28 2015 9:31PM

Read the title as "help me fuck chubz" and was all ayyyylmao, he finally gonna get sum stinky on his pinky.

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Feb 28 2015 11:34PM

DeebieSkeebiesRead the title as "help me fuck chubz" and was all ayyyylmao, he finally gonna get sum stinky on his pinky.

Ayyyyyyyylmao

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Mar 1 2015 12:03AM

Next time he passes out, you should totally take his dick out and take a pic of it in your mouth. Total blackmail and perfect for later pranks.

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Jul 18 2015 11:47AM

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So you came here 4 months after this thread was relevant to say the same thing Deebie said 2 or 3 posts above? Good Job.

Actual NS Tip incoming: Only bump old threads if they become relevant again.

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Jul 19 2015 2:15AM

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You're leanin like a kickstand my boy. To the depths with this thread.

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Jul 19 2015 11:44PM

kim_jong_illKick her seat again

why you take my name

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Jul 20 2015 12:27AM

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I've been laughing at this for ten minutes. I don't know why it seems so funny.

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