someone link that thread where the guy saw a devil in his house

also probably just dumb shit like doors closing but theres always a logical reason

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Shit dude the aliens got into my computer

One night as I was going to sleep I felt a light, tingly sensation pushing past the rim of my anus. I thought to myself "what the devil could that be" and then I realized "oh that's just SFB paying me back for the stupid ass post I made on newschoolers earlier today."

If you feel that same sensation tonight OP, don't be alarmed, there's nothing paranormal going on; that shit happens all the time.

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One time my peener started growing and I thought it was going to pop.

One time i had the fucked up bookshelf that would just randomly throw books on the floor.

It was overall a pretty shitty situation until i figured out like 30 years later that it was my just my asshole dad making a mess of my floor because he was pissy about being trapped in the fifth dimension.

The first time I saw a vagina

There's a cemetary in western New York called Goodleberg.

Basically the story behind it is this:

There are many stories of what people have seen while in the cemetery. Some of the myths include the "Lady in White". The lady in white is supposedly one of the patients who passed on and still roams the area. The Lady in White can be seen up the road and other areas surrounding the cemetery. Two other common happening include the strong winds followed by the cry of a baby by the back pond and colored orbs appearing in pictures taken at night.[5]

A few of my friends invited me to go to Goodleberg one night but I said no. They went and on their way back they got into a bad car accident. My friend had 2 broken legs, the driver was unhurt, and two of the other guys were badly burned. The reason they had gotten into the accident was because they came over a hill and saw a person in the road. The driver slammed on the brakes and lost control. This person never came forward as a witness and my friends say they think it was the "lady in white."

roach1324One time i had the fucked up bookshelf that would just randomly throw books on the floor.

It was overall a pretty shitty situation until i figured out like 30 years later that it was my just my asshole dad making a mess of my floor because he was pissy about being trapped in the fifth dimension.

This happened to me too, he sent me some quantum mechanics bullshit via morse code in a damn watch.

one time i was sitting on the toilet taking a poo and then water splashed back up inside my butthole. i was spooked sillly.

SFBone time i was sitting on the toilet taking a poo and then water splashed back up inside my butthole. i was spooked sillly.

Lol that was me who splashed the water. Got u dum dum!

MinggThere's a cemetary in western New York called Goodleberg.

Basically the story behind it is this:

There are many stories of what people have seen while in the cemetery. Some of the myths include the "Lady in White". The lady in white is supposedly one of the patients who passed on and still roams the area. The Lady in White can be seen up the road and other areas surrounding the cemetery. Two other common happening include the strong winds followed by the cry of a baby by the back pond and colored orbs appearing in pictures taken at night.[5]

A few of my friends invited me to go to Goodleberg one night but I said no. They went and on their way back they got into a bad car accident. My friend had 2 broken legs, the driver was unhurt, and two of the other guys were badly burned. The reason they had gotten into the accident was because they came over a hill and saw a person in the road. The driver slammed on the brakes and lost control. This person never came forward as a witness and my friends say they think it was the "lady in white."

Mingg, this isn't the place for your silly slumber party stories. This is sum serious shit.

Once, in the depth of a winter's night, I felt a cold breeze across my exposed, naked body. Then, a smooth voice whispered in my ear "jet fuel can't melt steel beams". I'm still spooked to this very day.

"Paranormal shit"

-> dP/dx

I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies

I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.

Shrek is love I say, Shrek is life

My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot

I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek

I called him a cunt

He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep

Im crying now, and my face hurts

I lay in bed and its really cold

A warmth is moving towards me.

I feel something touch me

Its shrek

I am so happy

He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp

He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees

I'm ready

I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek

He penetrates my butthole

It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek

I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water

I push against his force

I want to please Shrek

He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love

My dad walks in

Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now"

Shrek leaves through my window

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

roach1324One time i had the fucked up bookshelf that would just randomly throw books on the floor.

It was overall a pretty shitty situation until i figured out like 30 years later that it was my just my asshole dad making a mess of my floor because he was pissy about being trapped in the fifth dimension.

So then I went to Nasa and saved the world

fresh_princeI was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies

I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.

Shrek is love I say, Shrek is life

My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot

I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek

I called him a cunt

He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep

Im crying now, and my face hurts

I lay in bed and its really cold

A warmth is moving towards me.

I feel something touch me

Its shrek

I am so happy

He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp

He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees

I'm ready

I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek

He penetrates my butthole

It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek

I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water

I push against his force

I want to please Shrek

He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love

My dad walks in

Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now"

Shrek leaves through my window

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

This is inspiring

I went on a ride at the fair and I felt a mysterious feeling in my pants.