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The eyes

wyguy
Posts: 84 - Karma: 768
Jan 29 2015 4:41PM

my one friend is 21 and a virgin. ain't nothing wrong with that (except him missing out on the greatest thing ever, sex) and he just has terrible game and friend zones any girl he actually gets the balls to try to go for because he is, frankly, a pussy and too nice of a kid that he doesn't know the difference between being nice to a girl and trying to lay mack.

so we were at a music festival this summer and we're all super fucked up and somehow start weeding out all these stories from him he has never told us about his sex life (which he keeps super secret)

so this one story he tells us is about how he worked at a restaurant with this smokin hot babe and how she would always give him "the eyes" and how he would give her "the eyes" back... (didn't amount to anything...he's a pussy)

we could not stop laughing and thought it was the funniest thing because

1) its andy

and 2) the term "the eyes" is hysterical

but now i'm always noticing when a girl is givin me "the eyes" and now that is what i refer to it as...

anyone else use/hear that term when when a girl is lookin you up and down and just shouting with her eyes that she wants you inside her?

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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
Jan 29 2015 5:12PM

god damn what the fuck happened to ns. You guys have to deal with this shit on a daily basis?

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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
Jan 29 2015 5:23PM

clive_bixbygod damn what the fuck happened to ns. You guys have to deal with this shit on a daily basis?

Yeah man, we need skiierman back or people to start bashing noobs again.

Hey OP save your stories when you're 80 and still haven't lived yet so you have to resort to your pathetic adolescent days.

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supercooladin
Posts: 197 - Karma: 944
Jan 29 2015 5:25PM

wyguymy one friend

If I were you I would get off NS and try to make some friends. I recommend driving by your local middle school, and inviting in any of the kids who wanna be your friend.

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remove
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026
Jan 29 2015 5:34PM

supercooladinIf I were you I would get off NS and try to make some friends. I recommend driving by your local middle school, and inviting in any of the kids who wanna be your friend.

That's like the pot calling the kettle black

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assatrailz
Posts: 324 - Karma: 745
Jan 30 2015 9:16AM

You should take your friends virginity

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bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
Jan 30 2015 9:43AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
Jan 30 2015 11:23AM

bfulmer

this GIF sums up most people's feelings

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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,877
Jan 30 2015 12:38PM

This thread sucks, time for gifs to take over

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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
Jan 30 2015 12:53PM

The last time a girl gave me "the eyes", I scooped her eyes out with a spoon and placed them in a clear jar on my mantle.

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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Jan 30 2015 2:43PM

clive_bixbygod damn what the fuck happened to ns. You guys have to deal with this shit on a daily basis?

Haha so much this. I can't even bring myself to post on NSG anymore because it fucking sucks so badly now. No interesting threads, no funny threads, mods on power trips trying to keep the site "clean," and let's not even mention that the front page has threads that haven't been posted in for almost 24 hours. I used to have to refresh the front page of NSG almost constantly to keep up with the new threads/posts. Now, I can take a quick look, see that it's the same bullshit by the same idiot kids, maybe click a thread or two, and then disappear for another couple weeks without missing anything. At least Ski Gabber and Gear Talk occasionally have some interesting content, but shit. Maybe I'm just getting old.

Oh, and I gave OP's mom "the eyes" last night.

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Peachbutt
Posts: 623 - Karma: 601
Jan 30 2015 11:29PM

.AR6rider.Oh, and I gave OP's mom "the eyes" last night.

No... nobody misses this

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GayWolf420
Posts: 36710 - Karma: 110,904
Jan 30 2015 11:39PM

fuck off. please. just fuck off into the universe, OP.

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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Jan 31 2015 2:14AM

E__Yeah man, we need skiierman back or people to start bashing noobs again.

Hey OP save your stories when you're 80 and still haven't lived yet so you have to resort to your pathetic adolescent days.

Noob bashing is frowned upon on NS now. Its pretty lame. I havent really bashed any noobs in months. I do get threatened with permabans pretty regularly though so thats neat.

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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
Jan 31 2015 6:59AM

El_Barto.Noob bashing is frowned upon on NS now. Its pretty lame.

So weak eh?

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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
Jan 31 2015 7:45AM

El_Barto.Noob bashing is frowned upon on NS now. Its pretty lame. I havent really bashed any noobs in months. I do get threatened with permabans pretty regularly though so thats neat.

its a good thing we have all these new mods to stop you from hurting kid's feelings on the internet.

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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
Jan 31 2015 7:52AM

lets play make random pinkames mods!

also, shes not "from" Montana. No one who got there 2 years ago is allowed to claim to be a local.

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