give him some roofies, grab some lube and pound away

Let him be, dude. Yeah, it's a scummy thing to do and he's probably a shitty guy for that, but it's his life. Don't meddle in it to prove some point. If he wants to fuck around and lie to his girlfriend about it, that's on him. Unless it's directly hurting or affecting you somehow, let it be. No need to get involved.

Steal his girl, or mind your own business.

Up to you.

the only time this could be a real dilemma is if you've been friends with his girlfriend for a while, then you might feel a responsibility to tell her (which you still shouldn't do)

sounds like the guy is a dipshit anyway, he'll fuck up eventually

Bart.ManLet him be, dude. Yeah, it's a scummy thing to do and he's probably a shitty guy for that, but it's his life. Don't meddle in it to prove some point. If he wants to fuck around and lie to his girlfriend about it, that's on him. Unless it's directly hurting or affecting you somehow, let it be. No need to get involved.

its super awkward sitting on the couch next to a girl who is really in love with him so its annoying as fuck. And we just want to have some fun and fuck around with him

Put Draino in his ass

maximiliaanits super awkward sitting on the couch next to a girl who is really in love with him so its annoying as fuck. And we just want to have some fun and fuck around with him

yeah man, nothing says "just fucking with you, bro" like telling the GF her boyfriend is sleeping around. hilarious prank.

How to screw him..... Have you tried asking politely?

Pics of the girl are needed. A proper way to fuck with him cannot be determined without this key piece of the puzzle.

put hair remover in his shampoo

JOYSTICK*Steal his girl, or mind your own business.

Up to you.

Really tho, he's not cheating on you. So why you upset?

Call a planned parenthood. Request a STD check up and use her number as the callback number. The goal is to get them to call for a meeting confirmation.

or

Just let it slide. Yeah, he's a dick but it's not really your place to get involved.

Dude sounds like a player I'd try and be more like him and bang as many chicks as I can. If his GF is ugly as fuck he'll dump her sooner than you think.

Just one word of friendly advice: you are his roommate not one of his bitches tell him to limit the time she is there or pay extra rent or move out. She isn't your roommate.

Tell him she found out(say like someone told her about it, or say she met a girl he slept with and she told her about it or something else believable enough) and say he should probably call her to talk about it.

came in expecting you to ask to bone your roommate. big let down

I read the title of your thread, looked at the color of your name, and read the first sentence and was super confused at first. but i say just start calling his gf the names of the girls he's fucked when she walks into your house or something, that always turns out fun

maximiliaanits super awkward sitting on the couch next to a girl who is really in love with him so its annoying as fuck. And we just want to have some fun and fuck around with him

Just because it's a little uncomfortable for you when an oblivious person is in the room it still isn't ok to fuck with the situation. If you're that uncomfortable with this knowledge, leave the room when she's there. Or get over it and understand that it's their business.

We hang filled condoms above his bed with an personal message, and looked his room with watercups

You could do the classics like itching powder, or bucket of water on top of a door he walks through. My favorite classic is to frame them for murder.

maximiliaanso what is an original idea to srcew him in a funny way

Come home in a clown suit, knock him out with ether, fuck him in the left ear and shove this up his ass:

[img]http://www.squeezehorns.com/media/14inch-straight-narrow-squeeze-horn2.jpg/img]

inb4 op makes a new thread

"housemate beat the shit out of me, now i'm kicked out and have nowhere to live"

sit and prod him repeatedly until he snaps

Mr.HuckCome home in a clown suit, knock him out with ether, fuck him in the left ear and shove this up his ass:

[img]http://www.squeezehorns.com/media/14inch-straight-narrow-squeeze-horn2.jpg/img]

Not only did you fuck up the imbed, but you're idea is fucked up

loganschnurNot only did you fuck up the imbed, but you're idea is fucked up

Shit happens. Of course it's fucked. That was kind of the whole idea.

loganschnurNot only did you fuck up the imbed, but you're idea is fucked up

You also fucked up spelling embed.

Kooky_LukeyYou also fucked up spelling embed.

And your apparently

loganschnurAnd your apparently

Tempted to sig this. It's so bad; it's good. It makes so little sense that you must be a genius from another dimension.

So let me get this straight...your roommate is screwing his girlfriend and some other chick and now you want him to screw you too?

Stay away dude, too much drama

Fuck his girlfriend, then murder her and put her head in his toilet. He'll die laughing.

Go through his furniture and take out every screw, then reassemble without the screws. Whenever he goes to do anything, get in bed, open a drawer, etc. the furniture will fall apart

soulskierSo let me get this straight...your roommate is screwing his girlfriend and some other chick and now you want him to screw you too?

Stay away dude, too much drama

Hahahahahahaha!!!!

Take it from the Sugarhill Gang:

Everybody go, hotel Motel Holiday Inn

Say if your girl starts actin' up, then you take her friend

Get a life size cutout of his girlfriend made, wait until he is fucking some other chick and then put it on the outside of the door open it mid sesh and see how he reacts.

buttered floor

Sounds like you and your roommates need to do a little thing called growing the fuck up.

JOYSTICK*Steal his girl, or mind your own business.

Up to you.

Pretty much this.

Over all these "What can I do to screw with my roommate hurrr hurrrr hurrr" threads

theabortionatorPretty much this.

Over all these "What can I do to screw with my roommate hurrr hurrrr hurrr" threads

They're probably over you too

Katrinabuttered floor

Top shelf thinking

poke holes in his condoms

The foreign underwear under the bed trick?

Record sex tape

give out housemate's phone number

depends how far u wanna take it. He might kill you if you spill the beans...I would not do anything and mind my own business and wait until his gf finds out on her own.

Sounds like he likes girls, but maybe if you bend over he will screw you?

have a threesome with his dad and his girlfriend

my threads for pictures. plz deliver so we can make an accurate call maxie.

Assumptions:

-You have a crush on his GF and want to break them up.

-You think you have a shot with said girl if they break up.

Problem:

-You want a way to break them up while feeling like you are maintaining the moral high-ground.

Solution:

-Let the situation be. Even if you did tell her, AND she's into you, she still will not date you because you live with her ex who cheated on her.

ANDR01DAssumptions:

-You have a crush on his GF and want to break them up.

-You think you have a shot with said girl if they break up.

Problem:

-You want a way to break them up while feeling like you are maintaining the moral high-ground.

Solution:

-Let the situation be. Even if you did tell her, AND she's into you, she still will not date you because you live with her ex who cheated on her.

nailed it.