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I personnaly haven't been playing Tinder for very long, but i have to say it's a pretty fun. Nothing like getting home blind drunk and typing weird shit to girls over the internet.
The reason i got on it in the first place were some of the crazy success stories my friends have had with the app. So NS i'd like to hear your's. What's the craziest success story you've had with Tinder?
PS: screenshots are always a plus
So as of today (January 11th, 2015) I have 250 tinder matches. Out of those 250 I got a reply from about ~175. Out of those 175, I met up with about 10, and out of those 10, 5 have given me a head or more. So crunching the numbers I have about a 2% success rate.
I've made some nice female acquaintances and even some friendships off of tinder. Made plans in other countries thanks to tinder, and I also got a sloppy Bj from a girl in the back of my car in a Tim Horton's parking lot at night. And I even had a place to stay when I needed one, all thanks to tinder.
It all is based off of your interpretation of success.
I would say for every 20 matches I get I can get one of them to actually come out and see me. simplepickup just put out a great video on what to say to a tinder match.
What NOT to Say on Tinder: http://youtu.be/getHgCC6eAE
Met a bitch on Tinder and figured I'd fuck her brains out. So I picked her up, she was a solid 7, went to dinner at a Japanese steak house and had a good time, drank some sake. She suggested we go back to my place and we stop by her apartment to get her car and she wants to get clothes. She follows me to my house and we make out in my driveway for a few and start to move towards the house, I'm excited, gunna pee in her butt. So we are on my front porch and she goes "eew, what's that" and points to this baseball sized toad that hangs out on my porch, this is his 2nd year living here. Anyways I explain he is cool and I treat him like a toad bro, she looks at me, like intense eye contact and proceeded to slowly stomp on my toad. Now at this point I was experiencing several emotions, shock, anger, rage. I shouted at her "wtf, why'd you do that yah dumb cunt" to which she replied "I wanted to make you mad so you'd fuck me really hard" I was speechless while I processed what I had just witnessed. I told her to get the fuck of my property, she flips out, we yell back and forth, I sprayed her with the hose and thew the toads mutilated remains at her and she finally leaves only to show up 20 min later topless on my deck in the back yard. She had walked from down the road and pulled like 6 pickets down from my fence to get in the back yard. Cops came, she cried her way out of trouble with them and left. Moral of the story was don't use Tinder if you value your fucking porch toad.
ZachAndCheeseMet a bitch on Tinder and figured I'd fuck her brains out. So I picked her up, she was a solid 7, went to dinner at a Japanese steak house and had a good time, drank some sake. She suggested we go back to my place and we stop by her apartment to get her car and she wants to get clothes. She follows me to my house and we make out in my driveway for a few and start to move towards the house, I'm excited, gunna pee in her butt. So we are on my front porch and she goes "eew, what's that" and points to this baseball sized toad that hangs out on my porch, this is his 2nd year living here. Anyways I explain he is cool and I treat him like a toad bro, she looks at me, like intense eye contact and proceeded to slowly stomp on my toad. Now at this point I was experiencing several emotions, shock, anger, rage. I shouted at her "wtf, why'd you do that yah dumb cunt" to which she replied "I wanted to make you mad so you'd fuck me really hard" I was speechless while I processed what I had just witnessed. I told her to get the fuck of my property, she flips out, we yell back and forth, I sprayed her with the hose and thew the toads mutilated remains at her and she finally leaves only to show up 20 min later topless on my deck in the back yard. She had walked from down the road and pulled like 6 pickets down from my fence to get in the back yard. Cops came, she cried her way out of trouble with them and left. Moral of the story was don't use Tinder if you value your fucking porch toad.
Legend
ZachAndCheeseMet a bitch on Tinder and figured I'd fuck her brains out. So I picked her up, she was a solid 7, went to dinner at a Japanese steak house and had a good time, drank some sake. She suggested we go back to my place and we stop by her apartment to get her car and she wants to get clothes. She follows me to my house and we make out in my driveway for a few and start to move towards the house, I'm excited, gunna pee in her butt. So we are on my front porch and she goes "eew, what's that" and points to this baseball sized toad that hangs out on my porch, this is his 2nd year living here. Anyways I explain he is cool and I treat him like a toad bro, she looks at me, like intense eye contact and proceeded to slowly stomp on my toad. Now at this point I was experiencing several emotions, shock, anger, rage. I shouted at her "wtf, why'd you do that yah dumb cunt" to which she replied "I wanted to make you mad so you'd fuck me really hard" I was speechless while I processed what I had just witnessed. I told her to get the fuck of my property, she flips out, we yell back and forth, I sprayed her with the hose and thew the toads mutilated remains at her and she finally leaves only to show up 20 min later topless on my deck in the back yard. She had walked from down the road and pulled like 6 pickets down from my fence to get in the back yard. Cops came, she cried her way out of trouble with them and left. Moral of the story was don't use Tinder if you value your fucking porch toad.
What.... The..... F......?
ZachAndCheeseMet a bitch on Tinder and figured I'd fuck her brains out. So I picked her up, she was a solid 7, went to dinner at a Japanese steak house and had a good time, drank some sake. She suggested we go back to my place and we stop by her apartment to get her car and she wants to get clothes. She follows me to my house and we make out in my driveway for a few and start to move towards the house, I'm excited, gunna pee in her butt. So we are on my front porch and she goes "eew, what's that" and points to this baseball sized toad that hangs out on my porch, this is his 2nd year living here. Anyways I explain he is cool and I treat him like a toad bro, she looks at me, like intense eye contact and proceeded to slowly stomp on my toad. Now at this point I was experiencing several emotions, shock, anger, rage. I shouted at her "wtf, why'd you do that yah dumb cunt" to which she replied "I wanted to make you mad so you'd fuck me really hard" I was speechless while I processed what I had just witnessed. I told her to get the fuck of my property, she flips out, we yell back and forth, I sprayed her with the hose and thew the toads mutilated remains at her and she finally leaves only to show up 20 min later topless on my deck in the back yard. She had walked from down the road and pulled like 6 pickets down from my fence to get in the back yard. Cops came, she cried her way out of trouble with them and left. Moral of the story was don't use Tinder if you value your fucking porch toad.
10/10. Sorry about your porch toad but reading that story has probably been the hardest I've laughed in at least a week.
Anyways, I've matched with like 80 girls over the span of my tinder game and only ever talked to like 5 girls, mostly because there's these things called bars and they're just like tinder except way more fun and I didn't know people actually met up after talking. I legit thought it was just a game.
All 5 I banged. One I ended up banging for a while and it turned out she was a stripper, which actually was pretty awesome until the crazy started to show itself. 3 were meh and the last one I pretty much got blackout drunk and woke up next to.
Moral of the story: Just go to bars or a party. It's pretty much the same shit.
ZachAndCheeseMet a bitch on Tinder and figured I'd fuck her brains out. So I picked her up, she was a solid 7, went to dinner at a Japanese steak house and had a good time, drank some sake. She suggested we go back to my place and we stop by her apartment to get her car and she wants to get clothes. She follows me to my house and we make out in my driveway for a few and start to move towards the house, I'm excited, gunna pee in her butt. So we are on my front porch and she goes "eew, what's that" and points to this baseball sized toad that hangs out on my porch, this is his 2nd year living here. Anyways I explain he is cool and I treat him like a toad bro, she looks at me, like intense eye contact and proceeded to slowly stomp on my toad. Now at this point I was experiencing several emotions, shock, anger, rage. I shouted at her "wtf, why'd you do that yah dumb cunt" to which she replied "I wanted to make you mad so you'd fuck me really hard" I was speechless while I processed what I had just witnessed. I told her to get the fuck of my property, she flips out, we yell back and forth, I sprayed her with the hose and thew the toads mutilated remains at her and she finally leaves only to show up 20 min later topless on my deck in the back yard. She had walked from down the road and pulled like 6 pickets down from my fence to get in the back yard. Cops came, she cried her way out of trouble with them and left. Moral of the story was don't use Tinder if you value your fucking porch toad.
Hmmm. #9 looks a lot like your story.
ZachAndCheeseMet a bitch on Tinder and figured I'd fuck her brains out. So I picked her up, she was a solid 7, went to dinner at a Japanese steak house and had a good time, drank some sake. She suggested we go back to my place and we stop by her apartment to get her car and she wants to get clothes. She follows me to my house and we make out in my driveway for a few and start to move towards the house, I'm excited, gunna pee in her butt. So we are on my front porch and she goes "eew, what's that" and points to this baseball sized toad that hangs out on my porch, this is his 2nd year living here. Anyways I explain he is cool and I treat him like a toad bro, she looks at me, like intense eye contact and proceeded to slowly stomp on my toad. Now at this point I was experiencing several emotions, shock, anger, rage. I shouted at her "wtf, why'd you do that yah dumb cunt" to which she replied "I wanted to make you mad so you'd fuck me really hard" I was speechless while I processed what I had just witnessed. I told her to get the fuck of my property, she flips out, we yell back and forth, I sprayed her with the hose and thew the toads mutilated remains at her and she finally leaves only to show up 20 min later topless on my deck in the back yard. She had walked from down the road and pulled like 6 pickets down from my fence to get in the back yard. Cops came, she cried her way out of trouble with them and left. Moral of the story was don't use Tinder if you value your fucking porch toad.
This actually made me really fucking sad. poor bro toad
ZachAndCheeseMet a bitch on Tinder and figured I'd fuck her brains out. So I picked her up, she was a solid 7, went to dinner at a Japanese steak house and had a good time, drank some sake. She suggested we go back to my place and we stop by her apartment to get her car and she wants to get clothes. She follows me to my house and we make out in my driveway for a few and start to move towards the house, I'm excited, gunna pee in her butt. So we are on my front porch and she goes "eew, what's that" and points to this baseball sized toad that hangs out on my porch, this is his 2nd year living here. Anyways I explain he is cool and I treat him like a toad bro, she looks at me, like intense eye contact and proceeded to slowly stomp on my toad. Now at this point I was experiencing several emotions, shock, anger, rage. I shouted at her "wtf, why'd you do that yah dumb cunt" to which she replied "I wanted to make you mad so you'd fuck me really hard" I was speechless while I processed what I had just witnessed. I told her to get the fuck of my property, she flips out, we yell back and forth, I sprayed her with the hose and thew the toads mutilated remains at her and she finally leaves only to show up 20 min later topless on my deck in the back yard. She had walked from down the road and pulled like 6 pickets down from my fence to get in the back yard. Cops came, she cried her way out of trouble with them and left. Moral of the story was don't use Tinder if you value your fucking porch toad.
I'm sorry for your loss
ZachAndCheeseMet a bitch on Tinder and figured I'd fuck her brains out. So I picked her up, she was a solid 7, went to dinner at a Japanese steak house and had a good time, drank some sake. She suggested we go back to my place and we stop by her apartment to get her car and she wants to get clothes. She follows me to my house and we make out in my driveway for a few and start to move towards the house, I'm excited, gunna pee in her butt. So we are on my front porch and she goes "eew, what's that" and points to this baseball sized toad that hangs out on my porch, this is his 2nd year living here. Anyways I explain he is cool and I treat him like a toad bro, she looks at me, like intense eye contact and proceeded to slowly stomp on my toad. Now at this point I was experiencing several emotions, shock, anger, rage. I shouted at her "wtf, why'd you do that yah dumb cunt" to which she replied "I wanted to make you mad so you'd fuck me really hard" I was speechless while I processed what I had just witnessed. I told her to get the fuck of my property, she flips out, we yell back and forth, I sprayed her with the hose and thew the toads mutilated remains at her and she finally leaves only to show up 20 min later topless on my deck in the back yard. She had walked from down the road and pulled like 6 pickets down from my fence to get in the back yard. Cops came, she cried her way out of trouble with them and left. Moral of the story was don't use Tinder if you value your fucking porch toad.
oh my fucking god! hahahahaha What a nutjob
I get so many tinder matches...but a lot of fakes and ugly girls. I did bang one girl over the summer I met on Tinder. It was kinda weird though she was crazy.
texted me to come over at like 3 in the afternoon so I left work and took a subway uptown to her place. Get there its this weird apartment building basically setup as an extended college dorm to some culinary school. Get into her little tiny room (NYC so kinda expected) which was a studio. This girl was a freak banged her for 3 hours she let me stick it in her butt (I obliged). She hasn't stop texting me for months now even though I don't respond.
That being said...been using this app Hinge...only get matches who have mutual friends. Have gotten some good looks on it. Met this one awesome blonde girl whos super cool and getting it on with her now.
Not a success story but...... A good friend of mine, she's a dime, meets this guy (not on tinder) by her Facebook posts sounds like she's completely in love with this guy calling him Prince Charming and shit. He's recently divorced and had four kids. Time goes on, (3 years) she moves in with him and the kids. This guys doing pretty good for a young divorced guy with 4 kids.
Recently A slutty friend of a friend starts talkin about this guy she met on tinder, turns out it's Prince Charming. We tell our friend and she moves out immediately.
Moral of the story, don't try tinder if your in a relationship.
VinnieFWhy would you ever like an ugly girl on Tinder?
1. Like them all, it just a stats game.
2. Unmatch the ones you're not interested in.
3. Find a honey you dig.
4. Say "Hi" or other smooth line.
5. Smash that shit like the Berlin wall.
6. Get arrested by KGB for helping capitalist pig.
7. Gulag party time.
Well fuck the fuck did you join for? As a joke? It's made to hook up with people. I haven't used it but jesus christ I doubt it's that hard. If you want to be a pussy keep jerking it to your sports illustrated swimsuit edition. If you want to be a man, man the fuck up, meet some of these sluts and stick your dick in them.
Boom.
ZachAndCheeseMet a bitch on Tinder and figured I'd fuck her brains out. So I picked her up, she was a solid 7, went to dinner at a Japanese steak house and had a good time, drank some sake. She suggested we go back to my place and we stop by her apartment to get her car and she wants to get clothes. She follows me to my house and we make out in my driveway for a few and start to move towards the house, I'm excited, gunna pee in her butt. So we are on my front porch and she goes "eew, what's that" and points to this baseball sized toad that hangs out on my porch, this is his 2nd year living here. Anyways I explain he is cool and I treat him like a toad bro, she looks at me, like intense eye contact and proceeded to slowly stomp on my toad. Now at this point I was experiencing several emotions, shock, anger, rage. I shouted at her "wtf, why'd you do that yah dumb cunt" to which she replied "I wanted to make you mad so you'd fuck me really hard" I was speechless while I processed what I had just witnessed. I told her to get the fuck of my property, she flips out, we yell back and forth, I sprayed her with the hose and thew the toads mutilated remains at her and she finally leaves only to show up 20 min later topless on my deck in the back yard. She had walked from down the road and pulled like 6 pickets down from my fence to get in the back yard. Cops came, she cried her way out of trouble with them and left. Moral of the story was don't use Tinder if you value your fucking porch toad.
pow_pow~sometimes when i get bored i use a gps faker on my phone, set it to some random english speaking town somewhere in the world, say that im australian in my about me, get some nudes, have a wank, go to sleep.
omg... i have recently came to the conclusion that i need to move to Stockholm Sweden.
ZachAndCheeseMet a bitch on Tinder and figured I'd fuck her brains out. So I picked her up, she was a solid 7, went to dinner at a Japanese steak house and had a good time, drank some sake. She suggested we go back to my place and we stop by her apartment to get her car and she wants to get clothes. She follows me to my house and we make out in my driveway for a few and start to move towards the house, I'm excited, gunna pee in her butt. So we are on my front porch and she goes "eew, what's that" and points to this baseball sized toad that hangs out on my porch, this is his 2nd year living here. Anyways I explain he is cool and I treat him like a toad bro, she looks at me, like intense eye contact and proceeded to slowly stomp on my toad. Now at this point I was experiencing several emotions, shock, anger, rage. I shouted at her "wtf, why'd you do that yah dumb cunt" to which she replied "I wanted to make you mad so you'd fuck me really hard" I was speechless while I processed what I had just witnessed. I told her to get the fuck of my property, she flips out, we yell back and forth, I sprayed her with the hose and thew the toads mutilated remains at her and she finally leaves only to show up 20 min later topless on my deck in the back yard. She had walked from down the road and pulled like 6 pickets down from my fence to get in the back yard. Cops came, she cried her way out of trouble with them and left. Moral of the story was don't use Tinder if you value your fucking porch toad.
burst out laughing in class today. thank you haha RIP toad
MinggHa, I matched with an ns'er when I was in colorado actually. First thing he said to me was "minggg... Wait a minute, could you tell me how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?" It was fuckin perfect haha.I've never met up with anyone from tinder though cause I'm lame.
Its cool though because we are hanging out tomorrow night and im lame too
MinggHa, I matched with an ns'er when I was in colorado actually. First thing he said to me was "minggg... Wait a minute, could you tell me how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?" It was fuckin perfect haha.I've never met up with anyone from tinder though cause I'm lame.
you never mached with me :(