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What do I do

ASagaFanBoy12
Posts: 181 - Karma: 507
Dec 15 2014 8:23PM

My crush is 4 years older than me and can rip the park like a mini Tom Wallisch (Im a guy) what would you do????!!!!

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Dec 15 2014 8:29PM

for starters you should get your own icon instead of stealing someone elses

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shepux
Posts: 470 - Karma: 1,629
Dec 15 2014 8:32PM

pee

in

her

butt

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sbarlett
Posts: 882 - Karma: 4,255
Dec 15 2014 8:36PM

ImALineSkier12(Im a guy)

OP is more confused on his gender than Devin Logan

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Dirty_Joe
Posts: 4 - Karma: 47
Dec 15 2014 8:39PM

.ttelrab.OP is more confused on his gender than Devin Logan

Hey dude, leave Devin out of this, he didnt do anything to you

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theabortionator
Posts: 51264 - Karma: 157,482
Dec 15 2014 8:45PM

I would invest my life savings in bonsai trees

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ASagaFanBoy12
Posts: 181 - Karma: 507
Dec 15 2014 8:46PM

.ttelrab.OP is more confused on his gender than Devin Logan

dude this is how newschoolers works if I don't say something Im going to have a bunch of trolls post stupid shit about me being gay or that newschoolers is for men only. And when i do post shit i still get these dickweeds who have to comment all this crap that isnt necessary

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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,417
Dec 15 2014 8:53PM

Jerk it till your hand falls off

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ched_der
Posts: 362 - Karma: 867
Dec 15 2014 8:57PM
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Dirty_Joe
Posts: 4 - Karma: 47
Dec 15 2014 8:58PM

ImALineSkier12dude this is how newschoolers works if I don't say something Im going to have a bunch of trolls post stupid shit about me being gay or that newschoolers is for men only. And when i do post shit i still get these dickweeds who have to comment all this crap that isnt necessary

I assumed from your post that you had a crush on a chick who was a good skier? Youre a dude who has a crush on a dude whos a good skier? I just want to get the story straight...pun intended

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Mr.noodle
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 4,650
Dec 15 2014 8:58PM

My dad is 24 years older than I am and I can rip his anus like the black mamba (I'm gay) what should I do?????!!!!

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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
Dec 15 2014 9:00PM

offer him a blowjob. i mean, who doesn't love a blowie from a 12 year old boy?

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ASagaFanBoy12
Posts: 181 - Karma: 507
Dec 15 2014 9:01PM

Dirty_JoeI assumed from your post that you had a crush on a chick who was a good skier? Youre a dude who has a crush on a dude whos a good skier? I just want to get the story straight...pun intended

Im a fucking dude who has a crush on a chick who is a good skier...Im not saying anymore because it tends to end up backfiring write up my anus

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Dirty_Joe
Posts: 4 - Karma: 47
Dec 15 2014 9:02PM

Mr.noodleMy dad is 24 years older than I am and I can rip his anus like the black mamba (I'm gay) what should I do?????!!!!

Barefootin_Fiendoffer him a blowjob. i mean, who doesn't love a blowie from a 12 year old boy?

dude...wtf to both of you

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ASagaFanBoy12
Posts: 181 - Karma: 507
Dec 15 2014 9:02PM

Im not gay guys the mini Tom Wallisch is a girl

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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
Dec 15 2014 9:05PM

ImALineSkier12Im not gay guys the mini Tom Wallisch is a girl

Tom Wallisch is a guy dude, that makes you gay.

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Lus146
Posts: 422 - Karma: 2,283
Dec 15 2014 9:05PM

I'm gonna tell you to do something, somebody already told you to do this but it may have been unclear. I am going to give you specific instructions...

Pee

in

her

butt

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toastyteenagers
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 6,793
Dec 15 2014 9:06PM

pee in her butt

most definately

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Dirty_Joe
Posts: 4 - Karma: 47
Dec 15 2014 9:09PM

RICK_ROSSTom Wallisch is a guy dude, that makes you gay.

Its cool OP, nobody cares that youre gay

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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
Dec 15 2014 9:09PM

ImALineSkier12Im not gay guys the mini Tom Wallisch is a girl

probably should have said mini sarah burke...would have made things clearer. i'm pretty sure that the majority of this site is under the assumption that twall has a penis...so a mini twall would have a mini penis. see how that works?

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ModMommy
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 55,342
Dec 15 2014 9:09PM

Talk to her duh

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Dec 15 2014 9:09PM

wow this thread.... this thread unfolded fantasticly

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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
Dec 15 2014 9:11PM

Barefootin_Fiendprobably should have said mini sarah burke...would have made things clearer. i'm pretty sure that the majority of this site is under the assumption that twall has a penis...so a mini twall would have a mini penis. see how that works?

unless she has a penis....in which case my original post still stands. offer him a blowjob.

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SnowshoeThompson
Posts: 1092 - Karma: 1,411
Dec 15 2014 9:33PM

show her your penis the next time you see her

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Substitute
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 2,272
Dec 15 2014 9:38PM

Op I love all of your threads.

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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,347
Dec 15 2014 9:41PM

sorry op you are destined to fail, you might as well kill yourself.

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ASagaFanBoy12
Posts: 181 - Karma: 507
Dec 15 2014 9:41PM

The referenced post has been removed.

15

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ASagaFanBoy12
Posts: 181 - Karma: 507
Dec 15 2014 9:45PM

Going to refraise the thread because obviously It looks like people think I'm gay. This is what I meant to say

My crush is 4 yeas older than me and can rip the park like a miny Lisa Zimmerman Or Sarah Burke What would you Do?!!

Better now guys?!!!

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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,347
Dec 15 2014 9:45PM

ImALineSkier12dude this is how newschoolers works if I don't say something Im going to have a bunch of trolls post stupid shit about me being gay or that newschoolers is for men only. And when i do post shit i still get these dickweeds who have to comment all this crap that isnt necessary

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Dec 15 2014 9:49PM

ImALineSkier12miny

"of, resembling, or having the characteristics of a mine "

so shes got a deep vajayjay? is that what youre worried about op?

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ModMommy
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 55,342
Dec 15 2014 9:51PM

.Hugo."of, resembling, or having the characteristics of a mine "

so shes got a deep vajayjay? is that what youre worried about op?

hugo you fool, vaginas aren't that deep... they expand to accommodate "objects."

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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
Dec 15 2014 9:51PM

ImALineSkier12refraise

lol

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Substitute
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 2,272
Dec 15 2014 9:56PM

ImALineSkier12Going to refraise the thread because obviously It looks like people think I'm gay. This is what I meant to say

My crush is 4 yeas older than me and can rip the park like a miny Lisa Zimmerman Or Sarah Burke What would you Do?!!

Better now guys?!!!

Your 11 years old? You are in 6th grade? What the hell are you doing on NS? Bro leave before you get hurt.

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profa_212
Posts: 8648 - Karma: 32,706
Dec 15 2014 10:03PM

ImALineSkier12Im a fucking dude who has a crush on a chick who is a good skier...Im not saying anymore because it tends to end up backfiring write up my anus

I will bring my pen.

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ASagaFanBoy12
Posts: 181 - Karma: 507
Dec 15 2014 10:10PM

SubstituteYour 11 years old? You are in 6th grade? What the hell are you doing on NS? Bro leave before you get hurt.

Im 13 dude you were this young once in your life too no need to be mean This site is for people who like to ski. Im not some lame kid who can't read and just wants to be cool. Im pretty much like any of you guys, If I say anymore Some guys probably going to find some way to tell me how Im gay or how his dicks bigger then mine. Everything I post on nerschoolers is backfired by somebody. What am I doing wrong

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Substitute
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 2,272
Dec 15 2014 10:18PM

ImALineSkier12Im 13 dude you were this young once in your life too no need to be mean This site is for people who like to ski. Im not some lame kid who can't read and just wants to be cool. Im pretty much like any of you guys, If I say anymore Some guys probably going to find some way to tell me how Im gay or how his dicks bigger then mine. Everything I post on nerschoolers is backfired by somebody. What am I doing wrong

13 + 4 = 15

Right on.

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bieberhole69.
Posts: 654 - Karma: 1,387
Dec 15 2014 10:18PM

ImALineSkier1215

ImALineSkier12My crush is 4 yeas older than me

ImALineSkier12Im 13 dude

Now I may not be the best at the maths, but by my calculations you are either 11 (lol), or she is 17. Or maybe you're just even worse at the maths than me

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ASagaFanBoy12
Posts: 181 - Karma: 507
Dec 15 2014 10:22PM

IDK my friends told me she's 15... So I trusted them. I know she's in high school though

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ASagaFanBoy12
Posts: 181 - Karma: 507
Dec 15 2014 10:23PM

Substitute13 + 4 = 15

Right on.

I did my math wrong.. Yeah I know ya don't have to rub it in

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Substitute
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 2,272
Dec 15 2014 10:25PM

Whip your dick out and propose. If she says no then she's a lesbian.

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ChristianMingle
Posts: 629 - Karma: 1,202
Dec 15 2014 10:29PM

ImALineSkier12Im not gay guys the mini Tom Wallisch is a girl

Don't be ashamed of your sexuality OP.

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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
Dec 15 2014 10:35PM

ImALineSkier12Everything I post on nerschoolers is backfired by somebody. What am I doing wrong

nothing....well, spelling and math leave a little to be desired, but don't take it personally. it's the internet....everyone gives everyone shit. all in good fun.

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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,347
Dec 15 2014 10:43PM

lol this thread is fucking hilarious

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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,877
Dec 15 2014 11:12PM

I'm gonna share a little story with ya OP,

Freshman year, there was this senior girl that I've had a crush on since junior high. I try saying hi to her in the halls but she just looks the other way, this goes on for a couple months until I have had enough, I'm gonna get this girl whether she wants it or not. So I wait, I plot the perfect plan to get my true love. She was having a party at her house, there will be lots of drugs and alcohol, so I sneak in, she piss drunk in her bed, but she's still awake, luckily I brought my special Chloroform to seal the deal. She struggles a bit but she passes out within seconds. I tie her up and drag her to my house which is a couple blocks away. I get to my house and tie her to a chair in my basement. I strip her of her clothes, turns out its a mini Tom Wallisch and that would make me OP, that would also make me a dildo eater.

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JTCasper540_MN
Posts: 742 - Karma: 3,698
Dec 15 2014 11:23PM

dingusI'm gonna share a little story with ya OP,

Freshman year, there was this senior girl that I've had a crush on since junior high. I try saying hi to her in the halls but she just looks the other way, this goes on for a couple months until I have had enough, I'm gonna get this girl whether she wants it or not. So I wait, I plot the perfect plan to get my true love. She was having a party at her house, there will be lots of drugs and alcohol, so I sneak in, she piss drunk in her bed, but she's still awake, luckily I brought my special Chloroform to seal the deal. She struggles a bit but she passes out within seconds. I tie her up and drag her to my house which is a couple blocks away. I get to my house and tie her to a chair in my basement. I strip her of her clothes, turns out its a mini Tom Wallisch and that would make me OP, that would also make me a dildo eater.

lol

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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
Dec 15 2014 11:24PM

Dirty_JoeHey dude, leave Devin out of this, he didnt do anything to you

i approve of this alias

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GayWolf420
Posts: 36699 - Karma: 110,748
Dec 15 2014 11:27PM

OP sucks boners

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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
Dec 16 2014 12:39AM

do what mac dre did

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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,449
Dec 16 2014 12:51AM

Dude this thread is extremely useless without pics... figure it out.

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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Dec 16 2014 4:00AM

I'm so glad I understood the internet when I joined this site holy shit

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