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Christmas Gifts for Dudes

ModMommy
Posts: 10731 - Karma: 55,557
Dec 2 2014 11:04PM

Hey NSG, it's holiday season. Being the materialistic person I am I've started getting gifts for my brother, and my boyfriend. So far I've got a few Jiberish sweatshirts, a third eye pinecone pendent. Does that sound okay? Is there anything else dudes like that aren't too expensive? okay, have a great night

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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Dec 2 2014 11:05PM

Flannel lined pants

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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
Dec 2 2014 11:07PM

finger nail clippers

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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
Dec 2 2014 11:07PM

El_Barto.Flannel lined pants

Word.

Maybe some beer too.

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fghtoffyrdmns
Posts: 2987 - Karma: 6,811
Dec 2 2014 11:10PM

hats are a solid choice of gift

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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
Dec 2 2014 11:12PM

Something that goes along with one of their favorite hobbies.

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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
Dec 2 2014 11:12PM

Something that goes along with one of their favorite hobbies.

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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
Dec 2 2014 11:13PM

Ok actually though if either of them are super into music get them some records

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ModMommy
Posts: 10731 - Karma: 55,557
Dec 2 2014 11:14PM

El_Barto.Flannel lined pants

I got my brother some double knee carhartts for trail work.

fghtoffyrdmnshats are a solid choice of gift

I totally forgot about hats.

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,474
Dec 2 2014 11:15PM

El_Barto.Flannel lined pants

E__Word.

Maybe some beer too.

my christmas would be complete

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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Dec 2 2014 11:16PM

ImmasI got my brother some double knee carhartts for trail work.

I totally forgot about hats.

hats suck. unless its like a sick Daniel Boone coonskin cap, then that would be sick

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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Dec 2 2014 11:19PM

.Hugo.my christmas would be complete

Would be a great christmas.

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,474
Dec 2 2014 11:21PM

oh and beef jerky, wait fuck that. a dehydrator to make beef jerky. ya that

socks, shits always gets holes in em

1911

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-KYLE-
Posts: 3390 - Karma: 603
Dec 2 2014 11:24PM

fleshlight.

/thread.

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SupremeDeity
Posts: 695 - Karma: 1,112
Dec 2 2014 11:27PM

Camera gear

A good pen

An album he really likes on vinyl

Animal Crackers

Knives

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fghtoffyrdmns
Posts: 2987 - Karma: 6,811
Dec 2 2014 11:30PM

Speaking of hats, saga has some nice ones I'm probably gonna pick up soon. Jiberish also makes sweet hats.

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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
Dec 2 2014 11:30PM

socks and a bottle of scotch.

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fghtoffyrdmns
Posts: 2987 - Karma: 6,811
Dec 2 2014 11:33PM

Sno.socks and a bottle of scotch.

the dorton doesn't drink tho

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GrumpisPringle
Posts: 630 - Karma: 728
Dec 2 2014 11:36PM

a kitten

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Ron_Jeremy
Posts: 63 - Karma: 875
Dec 2 2014 11:49PM

an all access Brazzers pass.. cant go wrong with that

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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
Dec 2 2014 11:51PM

I don't care what anyone says, but men always need socks.

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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
Dec 2 2014 11:57PM

my first girlfriend in 2002 gave me pj bottoms that i still wear

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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4751 - Karma: -559
Dec 3 2014 12:00AM

Get your bf a Gucci or Louis Vuitton wallet and then demand he buys you an LV or Gucci purse or handbag in return. He has to spend a grand or two and you only have to spend a couple hundred.

I should charge you for that tip its such a good one

IDK what to get your brother does he smoke weed? Id say maybe a new vape pen or oil rig if he likes concentrates or a bong if he prefers to smoke flowers. Might be tough if you gotta give it to him in front of your parents Christmas morning tho.

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GayWolf420
Posts: 36710 - Karma: 110,904
Dec 3 2014 12:11AM

the soothing feel of a female tongue on my butthole

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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,830
Dec 3 2014 12:15AM

If either of them are BBQers, this is fucking KILLER:

http://www.amazon.ca/Big-Mouth-Toys-Grill-Sergeant/dp/B006YGJEHE

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GayWolf420
Posts: 36710 - Karma: 110,904
Dec 3 2014 12:17AM

Mr.BishopIf either of them are BBQers, this is fucking KILLER:

http://www.amazon.ca/Big-Mouth-Toys-Grill-Sergeant/dp/B006YGJEHE

this is literally everything you need in order to master the grill.

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Lucas
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 1,520
Dec 3 2014 12:48AM

DeebieSkeebiesthe soothing feel of a female tongue on my butthole

Suprised it took this long

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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
Dec 3 2014 3:03AM

Get him that pirate ship posted here that was for sale, every guy would be stoked get a pirate ship

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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,830
Dec 3 2014 12:44PM

DeebieSkeebiesthis is literally everything you need in order to master the grill.

Its literally the greatest gift anyone has ever given me. I love that thing.

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connecticunt
Posts: 842 - Karma: 1,525
Dec 3 2014 12:48PM

So far I've gotten the boy a couple more heady hat pins, a really sweet light projector that puts all the constellations on the walls/ceiling, destiny, and some new riding sweatshirts and such. And he gave me permission to repurpose his old skate deck that I gave him last year and I'm going to turn it into one of those skateboard hearts for him.

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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
Dec 3 2014 12:53PM

Mr.BishopIts literally the greatest gift anyone has ever given me. I love that thing.

Looks like you're ready for Vietnom.

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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
Dec 3 2014 12:56PM

Mr.BishopIf either of them are BBQers, this is fucking KILLER:

http://www.amazon.ca/Big-Mouth-Toys-Grill-Sergeant/dp/B006YGJEHE

Wow. I need my bf to buy ME that

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Dragonslayer101
Posts: 283 - Karma: 857
Dec 3 2014 1:56PM

cool_nameGet him that pirate ship posted here that was for sale, every guy would be stoked get a pirate ship

A link to this thread would be greatly appreciated

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ModMommy
Posts: 10731 - Karma: 55,557
Dec 3 2014 1:57PM

Dragonslayer101A link to this thread would be greatly appreciated

https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/797553/NS-Pirate-Ship

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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
Dec 3 2014 1:59PM

Stupid question.

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GayWolf420
Posts: 36710 - Karma: 110,904
Dec 3 2014 2:23PM

^ what duncan said. pocket pussies are always a good choice.

honestly if my girlfriend just hooked me up with a ton of ski socks and some baselayers, id be stoked. you can never have too many ski socks.

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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,349
Dec 3 2014 2:26PM

*DUMBCAN*Stupid question.

came here to post this, this is what they really want for christmas

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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
Dec 3 2014 2:32PM

dick in a box

your box

imagine the look on your brother's face, tis the season!

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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
Dec 3 2014 2:32PM

SFBcame here to post this, this is what they really want for christmas

I'm surprised, I had you down for the anal version

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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,349
Dec 3 2014 2:33PM

*DUMBCAN*I'm surprised, I had you down for the anal version

that was implied of course

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GayWolf420
Posts: 36710 - Karma: 110,904
Dec 3 2014 2:39PM

Black-BandannaLooks like you're ready for Vietnom.

More like VietNOM

lol get it, guys?

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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
Dec 3 2014 2:57PM

DeebieSkeebiesMore like VietNOM

lol get it, guys?

....

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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
Dec 3 2014 3:37PM

seems like you already got the personal gift out of the way, so just get them an amazon gift card

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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Dec 3 2014 3:45PM

DeebieSkeebiesMore like VietNOM

lol get it, guys?

BOOOOOOO

GET OFF THE STAGE YOU BUM

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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Dec 3 2014 3:50PM

DeebieSkeebiesMore like VietNOM

lol get it, guys?

VietNOM nom nom

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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
Dec 3 2014 3:52PM

give him a slow-blow... your bf that is

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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,947
Dec 3 2014 4:31PM

DeebieSkeebiesMore like VietNOM

lol get it, guys?

Facepalm.jpg

I am terrible at telling people what I want because I always think about what I need. Usually I don't need anything. You should get them a crock pot, but here's the kicker: you opened it and used it and now it's full of warm delicious pulled pork.

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DasGoatenshafter
Posts: 580 - Karma: 307
Dec 3 2014 4:36PM

Underwear. Or at least I want underwear. I never buy it and if I do, I get the really cheap economy packs. Now my undercarriage's wardrobe has been reduced to faded, shapeless fruit of the loom manties that send the females running.

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snowmosexual
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 9,965
Dec 3 2014 4:39PM

-KYLE-fleshlight.

/thread.

Ron_Jeremyan all access Brazzers pass.. cant go wrong with that

Do it you wont

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JTTrembles
Posts: 1108 - Karma: 1,906
Dec 3 2014 4:48PM

A nice good sized flannel, Maybe a decent jacket, and a dildo.

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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,627
Dec 3 2014 4:53PM

mirozFacepalm.jpg

I am terrible at telling people what I want because I always think about what I need. Usually I don't need anything. You should get them a crock pot, but here's the kicker: you opened it and used it and now it's full of warm delicious pulled pork.

I got my parents a crock pot, that does sound like a decent idea with a fair fire risk. Also when I give them a present that's already plugged in, cord hanging out like a tail...

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