great thread dude.

shitpoophonestly.....i buy cherry flavor....lick my lips, still tastes like its the devils asshole dragged through gods taint that got shit out of taco bell. why does it have flavor when all it does is tastes like shit

usually if I get cherry chapstick, it tastes like cherry. you must be gettin some bunkass shit.

I also don't get chapstick. because I'm a dude.

proZachI also don't get chapstick. because I'm a dude.

so what do you do if your lips get chapped?

Wampireso what do you do if your lips get chapped?

they don't. I'm a guy.

just like how women don't shit. real men don't get chapped lips.

the only reason your lips keep getting chapped is because you are coddling them with the chapstick. Show those bitches whats up next time they get chapped by not giving them any relief, and they will learn their lesson.

Don't use chapstick. Chew the dry skin off like a bad motherfucker and drink the blood for dessert.

shitpooptastes like its the devils asshole dragged through gods taint that got shit out of taco bell.

What the fuck kind of chapstick are you buying?

Yeah you must be purchasing the wrong brand. The chapstick I get always taste like what the label says it should taste like.

lol i use your chapstick on my dry butthole. got you good fucker

Reminds me of a joke I heard.

2 guys are traveling through the desert on camels. One guy says to the other one. "Damn my lips are chapped". The other guys says, "Yeah mine too". He then gets off his camel, walks around to the back, sticks his finger up the camel's ass and wipes it all over his lips. His traveling companion is disgusted. He says "Does that really help with chapped lips? The guy answers, "No, but it sure as hell keeps you from licking them".

.Hugo.lol i use your chapstick on my dry butthole. got you good fucker

On the real, this kid from my high school stuck a tube of chapstick completely unrolled up his girlfriends butt and the chapstick broke off from the tube and got stuck up her ass. She ended up going to the hospital. Be careful when you use it in that area.

Just..don't lick it?

burts bees honey lip balm is the tits... always have mine

proZachthey don't. I'm a guy.

just like how women don't shit. real men don't get chapped lips.

So much this.

The Chapstick brand that has the black coloring is DANK AF.

they make it flavoured so you subconsciously lick your lips, which makes you need to apply more lip chap.

drink lots of water and never lick your lips. if you still need lip chap, use that heavy duty shit that tastes like medicine, and don't use it too often.

Carmex is the best shit out there. Takes my lips from the sahara desert to the amazon rainforest

I don't know what brand it is but I got woodchuck flavored Chapstick from Oktoberfest and holy jesus does it taste phenomenal.

Burts Bees is whats up. It makes my eyes water, the emotional response is real.

shitpoophonestly.....i buy cherry flavor....lick my lips, still tastes like its the devils asshole dragged through gods taint that got shit out of taco bell. why does it have flavor when all it does is tastes like shit

peppermint gang or die

Eos egg. No shame.

Lizard Lips. It's the best chapstick I've ever used in my life but it's incredibly hard to find. I just order it online now. Tastes good too.

How can some of you not even use chapstick after those dry ass cold days of skiing??

Mint or honey chapstick until I die.

why the fuck wouldn't you get favored chapstick? Nothing worse than having grease flavored lips for the day.

Aquaphor is all you need