What If Ski Movies Had Plots?

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Nov 20 2014 2:38PM

Like soft core pornos or some of the old skate videos. Preferably something that has nothing to do with skiing. Like trying to escape a country to safety in a war then seeing a handrail and strapping on skis for no reason and pretzeling it. Something like that.

I would watch.

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cobra_commander

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Nov 20 2014 2:41PM

007 has already done it a couple times, even got some sexual actions while at it.

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homestar

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Nov 20 2014 2:43PM

The Recruitment was headed in that direction. It sounds kind of dumb but I think somebody could pull it off. Maybe the traveling circus guys.

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theabortionator

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Nov 20 2014 2:52PM

homestarThe Recruitment was headed in that direction. It sounds kind of dumb but I think somebody could pull it off. Maybe the traveling circus guys.

IT would be beyond dumb but I would grab extra popcorn and plant myself in front of the tv for sure.

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saskskier

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Nov 20 2014 3:00PM

Aspen Extreme

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Bum.Life

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Nov 20 2014 6:16PM

Valhalla went that direction and it was awesome

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veng_m

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Nov 20 2014 6:48PM

theabortionatorIT

wtf is up with this, abortionator

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veng_m

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Nov 20 2014 6:49PM

& superproof/the recruitment

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Blurst

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Nov 20 2014 6:54PM

Ive had this idea for the last two seasons, just havent had the ability or time to make it happen, hell I even have a plot, characters and a general story line written out. Maybe this year I will get my shit together and try real hard to bang out a hilarious 20 minute short of my friends and I's season antics.

Think Bones Brigade "Search for Animal Chin" but with skiing.

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theabortionator

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Nov 20 2014 6:59PM

veng_mwtf is up with this, abortionator

I blame it on my shitty phone or shitty computer or shitty brain.

And blurst, that's exactly what I was thinking of.

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RudyGarmisch

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Nov 20 2014 7:05PM

I'd be down for Hot Dog 2.

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270on420out

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Nov 20 2014 7:07PM

Valhalla kind of had a plot.

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cobra_commander

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Nov 20 2014 7:08PM

RudyGarmischI'd be down for Hot Dog 2.

The Devil also thought he would do better in round two, but Johnny whipped his ass again when he went back to GA.

You think you would have better luck with a return to Squaw?

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fghtoffyrdmns

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Nov 20 2014 8:01PM

see: five

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