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School Rivalry, NEED HELP

JOTTO
Posts: 237 - Karma: 1,519
Oct 22 2014 12:00AM

Ok so my high school is the West Bucks and we're rivals with the East Patriots in our area. This week is the football game and all sorts of mischief happens the week before the game. Every year they put a dead deer on our school rock (since we're the Bucks) but its not like we can put a dead Patriot on their rock so I need the help of NS to think of creative mischief we can do to their school/ rock. So far we cut the deer head off and put it on their rock, kinda messed up but you get the point, we need something new. Any ideas will help to get back at them thanks.

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toastyteenagers
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 6,793
Oct 22 2014 12:08AM

Sacrifice a Virgin uncircumcised newborn baby in the deans office.

seriously the east patriots are like psychopaths

WHO WOULD DO THAT

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profa_212
Posts: 8648 - Karma: 32,706
Oct 22 2014 12:10AM

Wtf is wrong with your schools

But take a shit on all the football players cars when hey are in class.

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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
Oct 22 2014 12:21AM

Paintball your own bus with their school colors. Cause as much damage as you can.

The relation would be hilarious.

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JGWI
Posts: 2842 - Karma: 7,812
Oct 22 2014 12:21AM

toastyteenagersSacrifice a Virgin uncircumcised newborn baby in the deans office.

seriously the east patriots are like psychopaths

WHO WOULD DO THAT

The East Patriots

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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
Oct 22 2014 12:26AM

Profahoben_212Wtf is wrong with your schools

But take a shit on all the football players cars when hey are in class.

You're from SoDak. Remember like five years back when STM caught massive shit for paintballing their rival teams bus and breaking a couple windows?

I'm not saying they weren't guilty.

And I'm definitely not saying I was involved.

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profa_212
Posts: 8648 - Karma: 32,706
Oct 22 2014 12:38AM

Peach.You're from SoDak. Remember like five years back when STM caught massive shit for paintballing their rival teams bus and breaking a couple windows?

I'm not saying they weren't guilty.

And I'm definitely not saying I was involved.

Yes I do remember hearing about that!....was that the same year that someone at Stevens threw a watermelon into head on traffic?

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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
Oct 22 2014 12:38AM

Profahoben_212Yes I do remember hearing about that!....was that the same year that someone at Stevens threw a watermelon into head on traffic?

I don't know probably. I graduated from their shitty rival school many moons ago.

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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
Oct 22 2014 12:43AM

Go to the school at night and hang big ass banners everywhere with harsh comments about their school.

Light their football field on fire.

(We almost did this multiple times this past year against our rival school)

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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
Oct 22 2014 12:50AM

Chubz.Go to the school at night and hang big ass banners everywhere with harsh comments about their school.

Light their football field on fire.

(We almost did this multiple times this past year against our rival school)

I mean, I'm down to commit a felony as much as the next guy but...

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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
Oct 22 2014 12:54AM

Peach.I mean, I'm down to commit a felony as much as the next guy but...

Ya thats why we never did it but it was always thrown out on the table.

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Scaredwhiteboy
Posts: 1395 - Karma: -946
Oct 22 2014 1:05AM

Just paint their rock with your school's colors.

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Stadtski
Posts: 972 - Karma: 3,349
Oct 22 2014 9:48AM

This is just like BMS...

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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,074
Oct 22 2014 11:11AM

... put a dead patriot on their rock.

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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,066
Oct 22 2014 11:27AM

Spray weed-killer (the kind that also kills grass) on their football field in the shape of a dick.

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Stadtski
Posts: 972 - Karma: 3,349
Oct 23 2014 8:38AM

DINKLEBERGSpray weed-killer (the kind that also kills grass) on their football field in the shape of a dick.

go all ancient rome vs carthage on their ass and pour salt all over their field so that the whole field wont grow, and theyll just have a big rectangle of dirt

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270on420out
Posts: 7494 - Karma: 50,832
Oct 23 2014 8:42AM

Go to their football field the night before the game, and spray paint a massive red white and blue penis in the middle of the field.

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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
Oct 23 2014 4:19PM

Burn a dick into their football field

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JOTTO
Posts: 237 - Karma: 1,519
Oct 23 2014 6:00PM

Well our school got caught for hazing and now the games off sooo... http://6abc.com/news/cb-west-football-season-canceled-due-to-hazing-allegations/363152/

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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
Oct 23 2014 6:44PM

make up some fake limbs and stuff to look like people parts. Scatter red, white, and blue clothing around the limbs. have one of those fake plastic deer standing over top of it with fake blood dripping from its mouth.

how to make a full body cast:(if you're interested in this idea.)

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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Oct 23 2014 7:37PM

Who the fuck kills a 300 lb male deer in order to spite the other school? Maybe you could just win the football game like regular high schools do when they play other high schools in football.

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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
Oct 23 2014 8:11PM

JustinOttWell our school got caught for hazing and now the games off sooo... http://6abc.com/news/cb-west-football-season-canceled-due-to-hazing-allegations/363152/

That's pretty mellow. I mean, no one even got penetrated.

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lurking
Posts: 2220 - Karma: 6,786
Oct 23 2014 9:18PM

Another student, Braden Salois, tells us, "I think it's unfortunate that this kind of situation had to occur, especially for our school because of the rivalry. Our rivalry is so big and so famous. I mean, we were on the news last year."

You can tell this kid is really smart

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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
Oct 23 2014 9:38PM

Peach.That's pretty mellow. I mean, no one even got penetrated.

school disttrics are now just a bunch of pussies trying to protect everyones feeling

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sbarlett
Posts: 882 - Karma: 4,255
Oct 23 2014 9:47PM

Damn, I actually live not far from you. Surprised I haven't heard about this yet.

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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
Oct 23 2014 10:31PM

Sneak into each of the football players homes the night before the big game. Find their backpacks and do all of their homework for them. They will be so pleasantly surprised the next morning that they will have a stress free day before the big game that night. You will make them very happy!

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shane.t
Posts: 729 - Karma: 364
Oct 23 2014 11:21PM

our rival 2 years burned "LHS" which just stands for their high school

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