MinggGirls, for future reference, shaving your vag in your roommates bed is not, and will never be acceptable.

MinggGirls, for future reference, shaving your vag in your roommates bed is not, and will never be acceptable.

what did she say when you walked in...?

ERICA.MN

Because my roommate thinks that it is okay to do said shaving of pubes...blehh

Being a part of the itty bitty titty committee my whole life, never thought I would say this, but my boobs are too fucking big. They've been growing at a pretty substantial rate since I got knocked up but now that I lost it, they're fucking leaking and just getting bigger. They just look so fucking stupid on me since I'm short and they literally don't fit on my torso. I never thought I would be pissed about big tits but unless I'm wearing a really tight shirt, I look fat because my now double d's make everything look unflattering. I just want my small boobs back. Small boobs are so underrated.

FBGMwhat did she say when you walked in...?

"HEY MINGMING!!! I didn't feel like taking a shower!" And she laughed like it was no big deal. The girl is not smart at all.

Mingg"HEY MINGMING!!! I didn't feel like taking a shower!" And she laughed like it was no big deal. The girl is not smart at all.

Holy shit so she wasn't doing it because she hates you....how did you respond?

FBGMHoly shit so she wasn't doing it because she hates you....how did you respond?

Nope! I was like what the fuck are you doing? She tells me she's shaving for her fuck buddy. I was like in my bed?! Why the fuck are dry shaving your snatch in my bed? And she was like i told you I didn't feel like showering. So I was like you have your own fucking bed for that. This is my shit. I have to sleep here and I don't want to sleep in a bed full of your gross ass pubes. And she was like fine I'll clean it up its no big deal. My friends and I do it all the time back home.

At that point I was too pissed to respond rationally and I called her a retarded cunt(I know, probs shouldn't have said that) and I said she was a disgusting fuck. I told her to learn how to use her brain and to respect people's stuff. Andddd she got mad and ran off to her fuck buddy's room

One of my good friends is coming back to Bozeman for a week or two, stoked to see him again. He's pretty good friends with the boy though, so it's gonna be odd hanging with him.

bitches be triflin. small town drama sucks

MinggNope! I was like what the fuck are you doing? She tells me she's shaving for her fuck buddy. I was like in my bed?! Why the fuck are dry shaving your snatch in my bed? And she was like i told you I didn't feel like showering. So I was like you have your own fucking bed for that. This is my shit. I have to sleep here and I don't want to sleep in a bed full of your gross ass pubes. And she was like fine I'll clean it up its no big deal. My friends and I do it all the time back home.

At that point I was too pissed to respond rationally and I called her a retarded cunt(I know, probs shouldn't have said that) and I said she was a disgusting fuck. I told her to learn how to use her brain and to respect people's stuff. Andddd she got mad and ran off to her fuck buddy's room

That girl would not have had a chance to even respond if I walked in on that happening on my bed. Nope. Not at all. Dead.

MinggNope! I was like what the fuck are you doing? She tells me she's shaving for her fuck buddy. I was like in my bed?! Why the fuck are dry shaving your snatch in my bed? And she was like i told you I didn't feel like showering. So I was like you have your own fucking bed for that. This is my shit. I have to sleep here and I don't want to sleep in a bed full of your gross ass pubes. And she was like fine I'll clean it up its no big deal. My friends and I do it all the time back home.

At that point I was too pissed to respond rationally and I called her a retarded cunt(I know, probs shouldn't have said that) and I said she was a disgusting fuck. I told her to learn how to use her brain and to respect people's stuff. Andddd she got mad and ran off to her fuck buddy's room

What the a actual fuck!?!?!

I was actually just going to bitch about how gross my roommates are, but this takes the shit cake.

"My friends and I do it all the time" where?!? In what fucking universe!?!?

I'm disturbed for you.

I haven't been able to see out of my right eye for the past few days. Finally decided to go to the doctor tomorrow.

KhaleesiI haven't been able to see out of my right eye for the past few days. Finally decided to go to the doctor tomorrow.

That is some scary shit. Good ol' USA healthcare I assume, or else I hope you would have been in sooner.

MinggNope! I was like what the fuck are you doing? She tells me she's shaving for her fuck buddy. I was like in my bed?! Why the fuck are dry shaving your snatch in my bed? And she was like i told you I didn't feel like showering. So I was like you have your own fucking bed for that. This is my shit. I have to sleep here and I don't want to sleep in a bed full of your gross ass pubes. And she was like fine I'll clean it up its no big deal. My friends and I do it all the time back home.

At that point I was too pissed to respond rationally and I called her a retarded cunt(I know, probs shouldn't have said that) and I said she was a disgusting fuck. I told her to learn how to use her brain and to respect people's stuff. Andddd she got mad and ran off to her fuck buddy's room

i would've knocked the bitch out or strangled her with a lamp wire. maybe made her eat her pubes. who does this fucking shit?

While getting milk from the grocery store freezer, I wacked my head on the door so hard that I now have a concussion. Cool. It hurts like a bitch.

I just got an iud, and I think my vagina is trying to kill me.

Before putting it in the doctor found it ever so kindly to induce a contraction in me.

Never giving birth.

errrkaI just got an iud, and I think my vagina is trying to kill me.

Before putting it in the doctor found it ever so kindly to induce a contraction in me.

Never giving birth.

I mean hopefully ya wont have to with an IUD ;)

Too hyped for this weekend!!! Going to see Hozier in New York City Thursday with my favorite people. Spending Friday exploring the city, then Saturday hanging out with my sister in Queens and going to a comedy show. Its gonna be awesome.

Nothing pisses me off more than overprotective boyfriends. Like its okay to a point but you don't own me so stop acting like it.

So peeved.

it's almost snowing in stockholm. i'm not sure if i'm excited or bummed because it melts as soon as it hits the ground..

connecticuntNothing pisses me off more than overprotective boyfriends. Like its okay to a point but you don't own me so stop acting like it.

So peeved.

That shit is a total turn off and sometimes leads to worse things. Be careful!

In other news, after living in my apartment for well over 10 years now, I'm officially looking for a new place to live. What people charge for apartments and homes around here is fucking ridiculous. I found a beautiful apartment yesterday within the price range I'm looking at with everything included. Get to the picture of the bathroom that they claim to have renovated....yeah, NO. A pink toilet and matching tub from the 50's is not a renovation. And forget the fact that I have a dog. This should be interesting.

yelselThat shit is a total turn off and sometimes leads to worse things. Be careful!

In other news, after living in my apartment for well over 10 years now, I'm officially looking for a new place to live. What people charge for apartments and homes around here is fucking ridiculous. I found a beautiful apartment yesterday within the price range I'm looking at with everything included. Get to the picture of the bathroom that they claim to have renovated....yeah, NO. A pink toilet and matching tub from the 50's is not a renovation. And forget the fact that I have a dog. This should be interesting.

I'm pretty effing stoked for you! Hopefully some place with more of a yard, is that on the list? And one straight main road off 87 so your bff doesn't get lost? ;)

snwbrdmilfI'm pretty effing stoked for you! Hopefully some place with more of a yard, is that on the list? And one straight main road off 87 so your bff doesn't get lost? ;)

I'm totally shooting for a yard. I'd LOVE to snag a simple 2 bedroom bungalow out of the city. Dont worry though that's only about 5 minutes from where I'm at now. I cannot guarantee a straight main road off the highway though. Use your GPS :)

GUYS I GOT AN INTERVIEW TO TEACH SKI SCHOOL

connecticuntNothing pisses me off more than overprotective boyfriends. Like its okay to a point but you don't own me so stop acting like it.

So peeved.

Yuck. So beyond unattractive. It's ok to look after the best interest/ safety of someone you love, it's NOT OK to control them.

Interview tomorrow for the Assistant Business Manager/ Business Manager for Schuss. Ahhh I'm so nervous but really excited!!

Why can no one get over paint color on remodeling shows? Dear Lord, it's only paint!

Got hired at northstar today! Pumped!!!!

domeinthebuttGot hired at northstar today! Pumped!!!!

YAY DOING WHAT.

Motherfucker my uterus is trying to kill me. Staaaaahp it.

caroline.Motherfucker my uterus is trying to kill me. Staaaaahp it.

me yesterday.

today neck sprain day 3. living is real.

immasYAY DOING WHAT.

A hostess at a pub in the village. Awwww yussss tips

domeinthebuttA hostess at a pub in the village. Awwww yussss tips

Awwww yeah

HaHahaha a guy at my favorite bar gave me the best drink compliment ever "You look like a buff, blonde Christina Hendrix."

We finally got a legit grocery store in big sky. GAMECHANGER

HERE TO PICK UP A SKI GURL HOMIE FROM THE AIRPORT AS SHE VISITS FROM SEATTLE AND I HAVE TO PEE BUT CANT LEAVE THE CAR HELP MAKE HER FLIGHT LAND NAOW

ERICA.MNHERE TO PICK UP A SKI GURL HOMIE FROM THE AIRPORT AS SHE VISITS FROM SEATTLE AND I HAVE TO PEE BUT CANT LEAVE THE CAR HELP MAKE HER FLIGHT LAND NAOW

The pop and squat is definitely tricky to do in a cell phone lot!! I feel your pain!

I never draw eyes in any of my portraits. Wtf.

immasI never draw eyes in any of my portraits. Wtf.

that's funny, whenever I draw something the eyes are what I focus on more than anything. Way more detail than anything else on the face

Wow I dislike working retail so much

domeinthebuttWow I dislike working retail so much

lol wait till you start working in a bar

Katcherlol wait till you start working in a bar

I'll be working at both #lordsaveme

domeinthebuttI'll be working at both #lordsaveme

well ....that's gonna suck

Seriously it shouldn't be this hard to get laid when I have a boyfriend.

the first time we joked about me being a white girl and basic was funny.

NOW IT IS NOT PLEASE STOP.

So...Much...Food...

connecticuntSeriously it shouldn't be this hard to get laid when I have a boyfriend.

Just sit on his face

There are like 3 skier girls at Sierra on a good day. I got a pass to Boreal this year and went opening day on Friday and there was a fucking pack of them. I never knew so many existed. WHERE DO ALL THE SKIER GIRLS COME FROM AND HOW DO THEY ALL MEET AND FORM SAID PACK??

if i'm in a rhyming battle is it okay to say, "you're stuck in my head, come get in my bed." Because I'm totally using that line.

immasif i'm in a rhyming battle is it okay to say, "you're stuck in my head, come get in my bed." Because I'm totally using that line.

100% yes