Shave a dick into it. Technically you cut your hair

Cut your hair, but make it a swastika, and then get expelled, and grow your hair out again because you don't have any teachers to tell you what to do

Man bun

gapersarefriendsMan bun

Tried this today and my fresh-out-of-college, powertrip, english teacher lost his shit saying that I'm: "a smart alike little punk, who should stop looking for loopholes, and just cut his hair.

grow a long ass beard and keep your head shaved

OREOPRAHTried this today and my fresh-out-of-college, powertrip, english teacher lost his shit saying that I'm: "a smart alike little punk, who should stop looking for loopholes, and just cut his hair.

don't go to private school

shave yourself bald. also shave your eyebrows. it would be dope.

OREOPRAHTried this today and my fresh-out-of-college, powertrip, english teacher lost his shit saying that I'm: "a smart alike little punk, who should stop looking for loopholes, and just cut his hair.

fuck his girlfriend and then lets see who's telling who what to do

1. Don't cut it

2. Raise a big hoopla about, call the media up

3. Sue school

=profit

Cause seriously if this is real that's beyond retarded, get a new quiver out of it

Take a bic to it, that'll show 'em

soulskierTake a bic to it, that'll show 'em

Dont know what this will do but i'll take your word for it.

I recommend you cut your hair. School is much more important long-term than long hair. Just cut it. Trust me, it doesn't matter at all to have long hair. I guarantee no one will think less of you if you cut it and you will almost certainly look better.

iFlipI recommend you cut your hair. School is much more important long-term than long hair. Just cut it. Trust me, it doesn't matter at all to have long hair. I guarantee no one will think less of you if you cut it and you will almost certainly look better.

OK ya that would probably be the best plan, but I just can't get over why they would make him cut his hair. This is almost more ridiculous then getting suspended for poptart guns and high fives. This story sounds like it takes place 40 years ago

Cut your hair you damn hippie.

shave ur head, and ur pubes.

glue the pubes on ur head

Sounds like a private school, they can enforce it if they really want to unfortunately.

#longhairschoolcares

iFlipI recommend you cut your hair. School is much more important long-term than long hair. Just cut it. Trust me, it doesn't matter at all to have long hair. I guarantee no one will think less of you if you cut it and you will almost certainly look better.

don't do this.

Grow it out

don't let the man bring you down

yolo

hamface out

Die your hair pink and don't cut it

Or just say that you're gay and threaten to file a lawsuit

ask them where in the student handbook it says you have to have a certain length hair. If it does say it somewhere then cave. If it does not then tell them they do not have legal grounds for detention. You could also sue over 1st amendment rights saying it is a form of expression and since it isnt damaging a public school should have no right to violate it (public schools can violate most of your rights but you could have an argument for this).

Don't cut it. Fuck that shit. They can't make you and if they can then that's retarded.

Are you being serious?

Private school?

Are girls allowed to have long hair? Hair should be gender neutral.

If it's a private school, well sorry to hear I guess.

Rebelling starts here.

SamtheEagleask them where in the student handbook it says you have to have a certain length hair. If it does say it somewhere then cave. If it does not then tell them they do not have legal grounds for detention. You could also sue over 1st amendment rights saying it is a form of expression and since it isnt damaging a public school should have no right to violate it (public schools can violate most of your rights but you could have an argument for this).

it almost certainly is