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A recently fired security guard tried to mug me on the UNLV campus. He most certainly would have been successful if my crazy friend wasn't with me cause I'm a pussy.

mike tyson picked a fight with me and I kicked his ass

I got a good one, this was back from my freshman year of high school:

two hoodrat girls got in an argument in the lunchroom- I imagine it was over one of them messing around with the other's boyfriend. a few punches were thrown, then it just broke out and they went at it like something out of a worldstar hip hop video. I gather around them with the lunchroom crowd. One girl grabs the other's braids and repeatedly smashed her face into the wall as hard as she could, when she got knocked out cold the other girl ripped out three braids from her head and started flailing them around. then the school police officer hauled her away and she dropped the braids, but people kept on looking for them on the ground as if they were a prize.

I got my ass beat down bad in 5th grade. I really don't even know what it was about besides me telling the kid to watch his mouth cause he was swearing a lot. I remember some chasing, he got me into a headlock and pummeled the shit out of my eye. That was a pretty solid black eye.

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If that is even 50% true, well done.

It's been ages since I've been in a fight. People tend not to bother me since I'm pretty tall and I guess I look intimidating to them Oo

Me and my mom got into an argument once.

Adolf.HitlerMe and my mom got into an argument once.

did you give her the standard nazi treatment?

In 3rd grade I choked out the biggest kid in our grade during recess

back when i was in HS, we still had pay phones in the hallways since cell phones hadn't blown the fuck up yet. so these two ghetto bitches are gettin' at it with each other. One of them grabs one of the pay phone handles and starts smashing the other chick in the face/side of the head. The girl getting smashed had a glass eye. It popped out. Fucking gnarly.

ive beat the shit out of over 1000 nsers and ive never lost.

Barefootin_Fiendback when i was in HS, we still had pay phones in the hallways since cell phones hadn't blown the fuck up yet. so these two ghetto bitches are gettin' at it with each other. One of them grabs one of the pay phone handles and starts smashing the other chick in the face/side of the head. The girl getting smashed had a glass eye. It popped out. Fucking gnarly.

haha thats fucked. These two getto bitches went at it in my cafeteria and one of them was ripping dreads and shit out of this girls head. literally handfuls of dreads.

.FRY.did you give her the standard nazi treatment?

With extra titty twist I belive

One night after a baseball game my friend and I were about to ge our asses kicked in the parking lot by a bunch of rival fans. Some random guy saw the group of fans approaching us and literally drove his truck through the crowd, running 1 guy over completely and almost hitting us as well. He kept on driving and left the paking lot. Since i was still in high school we ran away and I still have no idea what transpired later.

A couple weeks ago my friend was fighting this doucher from our school at this public park where we've had fights before. It's almost always empty but there were a lot of people there that day for some reason. There was a crowd of like 40 kids and it was obvious what was going on, but they fought anyway. The doucher was a pussy and my friend whooped his ass easily. Afterwards 2 other random kids decided to fight because the crowd was unsatisfied, but 30 seconds in a cop car pulls in to the parking lot next to us. The 20-30 kids still there all simultaneously ran into some backyards and jumped 3 or 4 fences (half of us ate shit). The fat kids who couldn't run fast enough got bitched at and the cop threatened to give them tickets. The rest of us ran a couple blocks and were fine.

Must've been weird for the people whose yards we ran through. 30 white kids running from a cop and eating shit over the fences haha

random drunk dude at party, "WE GOT A PROBLEM HERE?!?!"

me, "No we don't, cool down dude." I proceed to walk away

random guy, "YEA KEEP WALKING"

SMH

this was the closest encounter I have ever had to a fight, for real though they are completely unnecessary and are in most cases caused by a miscommunication or lack thereof.

started a fight with a black kid, needless to say I lost.

+K to whoever can find the Beast Mode kid getting the shit kicked out of him

dingus+K to whoever can find the Beast Mode kid getting the shit kicked out of him

here is a link and I will try to embed...idk if live leak will embed on NS

Got into a fight with a kid in a 5-6 year old hockey league. He scored a goal and I was all butthurt so I whipped him in the ankles with my stick. we both just sat there crying until our parents took us off the ice. No regrets.

JTCasper540_MNhere is a link and I will try to embed...idk if live leak will embed on NS

haha you're the best!

during a basketball game our teams two black guys were getting absolutely reeled with the most fucked up racist low-blows by this country piece of shit hick team so they came up the court after the other team scored and the one of them threw the ball like a pass but fast as shit to the other and he just let it go right by him and it absolutely drilled this fat girl square in the nose. her boyfriend then decided to yell "fucking stupid ni**ers" at the top of his lungs and that was it. i got a couple punches in it was sick

Got in a couple good hockey scraps, but ive never got extremely fucked up, or fucked anyone else up that bad, thats about it.

there was a crazy girl fight at my buddies place, like full on girl brawl it was awesome to watch at first but then we decided to try to break it up so they didn't trash his house. when i attempted to break up a pair of girls another one comes in out of nowhere and hits me in the face. even though this bitch deserved it I couldn't bring myself to hit her back so I quickly picked her up and tossed her over my shoulder like a fireman while she was still trying to hit me more, took her outside and tossed her into a pile of fresh snow that she quickly disappeared in because it was so deep. Then because i felt the need to hit something I hit one of the neighbors mailboxes, broke my hand and got in trouble and had to pay to replace it.

needless to say not the best night iv ever had. but I do miss tahoe and all of those taHOES

Moon_ShoesAnyone have any good 'ol fight stories? I have never really been in a fight. However i was once attacked by an angry drunk.

I did witness an awesome fight my freshman year. This senior picked a fight with this quiet kid in my grade. The senior said was trying to be the classic playground bully and was busting our balls. He went to the kid and said "senior superiority fag. Back of the line". The kid thought he was serious and said "fight me bitch". The senior laughed it off before confronting him after lunch. The verbal conflict escalated and the senior threw the kid on the ground and began dropping punches. The kid blocked them, punched the kid in the throat, and pushed him down the stairs. Both were suspended.

Seen something similar happen when I was a junior in high school. Senior had been trying to pick a fight with a friend of mine for the first few weeks of school. I think it may have been because my friend was a bit of a brawler on the hockey team, anyways it didn't make much sense. One day, my friend comes running into the cafeteria in a panic and sits beside me saying that the senior seriously wants to kick his ass. Senior comes rushing in moments later and is obviously furious. My friend and I are sitting with our backs turned towards him hoping to blend in. The senior sees us and rushes up behind us, as he starts talking shit my friend spins around and drops him with a haymaker, Fuck was it funny.

Also, was waiting in line outside a bar one night and these three guys get kicked out and are obviously fairly inebriated. As they walk past the line one of them notices a guy (quite smaller than him) and his girlfriend. He starts blatantly hitting on the girl and trying to pick a fight with her boyfriend. The boyfriend tries to brush the guy off but he keeps persisting and starts pushing the guy asking for a fight. The boyfriend pushes him back and says "OK", pulls his keys out of his pocket and throws them in the air, the drunk guy looks up at them and the boyfriend strokes him, He's out cold. Everyone claps. It was straight outa escape from LA.

Most of my fights were with friends. Sometimes because there was some drama, most of the time because we liked to fight for no reason.

That said I haven't fought anyone in probably 4 years. You'd have to be a really really really big douche to get me to swing these days.

I wanted to fight a guy, really quite badly. I've never liked the guy, and after what happened I can't say I like him now either. (No fight happened, yet(?))

I'm at, "Pass the torch" which is grade 11 and grade 12 campout. Big bush party, lots of fun. So, a couple years back in some retarded facebook argument I told a kid he fucked his mom. I didn't ask, I legit told him that he fucked his mom. He got pissed off (understandably) but it seemed like he cared way too much about the situation, as i'm known for being a retart. From what I was told this kid got shut down on newyears because someone walked up to him and pulled the, "oh you're the kid who fucked his mom."

Girl was disgusted apparently, I thought that was the last of this thing I created. I won that round.

Fastforward to this campout in June, I see this guy macking on a girl as i'm drunkenly walking back to find some homies. I hear one of the guys friends ask his other friend where he is, I tell him and say, "hey man, walk up to him and tell him he fucked his mom." (I'm really fucking drunk) and at the reaction i'm pretty sure this kid got cockblocked again.

Him, and three buddies walk up to me, corner me and start getting pretty aggressive. I'm holding a half full bottle of rum I had just found, trying to figure out wtf is going on, I just walk away and grab some of my homies for good measure, and now the beef starts. Buddy jumps out of his car, rips off the top tube of his build-a-bong and starts swinging at these kids heads screaming his ass off. (One drops 24 beer, and runs away) *WINNING*

In the beginning when it was 3v1, he was really apt to fight. When it was 3v3 and then his two friends got scared, it was supposed to be a fair one on one fight. He whines about having 5 bong tokes and like 10 shots. (Standing infront of him a 26 and a half deep laughing my ass off at this point) I told him it would probably be more fair for him because well, he's bigger, and two he's a hell of a lot more sober.

The argument turned into him ass kissing me super hard talking about how i'm a good skier and mountain biker and shit (?) i'm good at biking but I don't know how he would have known that, but regardless, I got fed up that he wouldn't swing, he tried to spit some pasties out and to his dismay it hit my shirt. I could have either,

a) Push him 3 feet behind where he was standing into a solid 30 foot ravine or

b) Horck a fucking huge bloody loogie straight onto his face.

I chose b in hopes he would fight me. I waited for a minute or so to let him wipe it off his face and swing at me, and he doesn't. I walked away and enjoyed my half of the beer, and the rest of my rum.

Moral of the story, don't try and fight someone who told you, you fucked your mom over facebook. Because if you're that mad about that, you're probably going to bitch out anyways.

holy wall of text, if it's a coherent story it's funny, if it makes no sense, i'm drunk.

I got in a fight with your mom,

I beat that pussy up.

Football, this fall.

We were up 30 to nothing at home. About four minutes left in the game, our tailback is getting up after a play and they other team's DE comes over and kicks him in the face. He would up and punted his head like it was a football and he was Adam Vinatieri. I ran over to start beating this kid, and his team tried to break it up. Out of nowhere, our center comes flying up and dies over the other team and levels the DE and starts mauling him. The benches cleared, and the DE got an ejection and was kicked off the team. I got a few good ones in on him and a bunch of other POS sore losers. Best fight I've been in yet. Game was called with 3:51 left in the game.

I used to be a hockey goalie and I got into a fight with the other goalie. I was playing up and he kicked my ass also I got suspended for a game but I was a legend on my team.

KayngBayngas i'm known for being a retart.

'Nuff said.

Here's a video from a security camera on my old house of a pretty hilarious knock out...

http://youtu.be/hGpwCaGvSi4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGpwCaGvSi4

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no joke dude you're a fuckin pimp

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no joke dude you're a fuckin pimp

some douchy middle aged scumbag threw a fucking pole at my face because his daughter got in an accident with me.

NickyToorsome douchy middle aged scumbag threw a fucking pole at my face because his daughter got in an accident with me.

You ran into a little girl while skiing, then you call her dad a douche for being mad? Youre fucked up dude. I wish that pole woulda gone right through your eye

.Hugo.You ran into a little girl while skiing, then you call her dad a douche for being mad? Youre fucked up dude. I wish that pole woulda gone right through your eye

Well hold on now... He gave us like 5% of this story. Before we jump to conclusions I think we need to hear the whole thing. How'd it start and how'd it end bud?

NickyToorsome douchy middle aged scumbag threw a fucking pole at my face because his daughter got in an accident with me.

.Hugo.You ran into a little girl while skiing, then you call her dad a douche for being mad? Youre fucked up dude. I wish that pole woulda gone right through your eye

I wish it went right through his heart

KayngBayngretart

:D

anyone know what happened with the kid in the "I have to fight tomorrow thread"? did he fight?

A few years back at the end of the school year I was changing shirts after gym in the locker room and some guy came around the corner and threw a Gatorade bottle at my face and the cap part hit me right in the eye.

Once i processed what had happened I walked back around the corner and punched him in the face because he was being a douche for a few months and that was the breaking point.

I broke my hand but it was worth it.

CmurphyFootball, this fall.

We were up 30 to nothing at home. About four minutes left in the game, our tailback is getting up after a play and they other team's DE comes over and kicks him in the face. He would up and punted his head like it was a football and he was Adam Vinatieri. I ran over to start beating this kid, and his team tried to break it up. Out of nowhere, our center comes flying up and dies over the other team and levels the DE and starts mauling him. The benches cleared, and the DE got an ejection and was kicked off the team. I got a few good ones in on him and a bunch of other POS sore losers. Best fight I've been in yet. Game was called with 3:51 left in the game.

Ahhh good ole football fights. Our football team blew dick (half because of a good division half because we sucked) but we were always known for starting fights so everyone always went to our games. There was one team in particular that we had a benches clearing brawl every year that I was in high school.

Anyways, one season I was out with a blown knee and THE most epic fight popped off. One of our players who was suspended (for fighting of all things) ran all the way to their side of the field and grabbed one of their biggest dudes by his helmet. He drug the kid all the way back over to our sideline, ripped his helmet off, and began wailing on this kids face right at my feet.

Their coach obviously didn't like this so he came running from their sidelines and punted our players face, knocking him out. Our head coach then proceeded to run over and uppercut him knocking their coach out.

Comes to Saturday after the game and we are watching film of the game and the coaches decided to play the fight. Everyone on both teams was on the field brawling and our middle linebacker (baddest dude on our team) is standing on the 50 yard line picking up the flags that the refs had thrown and is throwing them at people. Probably the funniest thing possible for someone to be doing in the middle of a brawl.

shocker611Ahhh good ole football fights. Our football team blew dick (half because of a good division half because we sucked) but we were always known for starting fights so everyone always went to our games. There was one team in particular that we had a benches clearing brawl every year that I was in high school.

Anyways, one season I was out with a blown knee and THE most epic fight popped off. One of our players who was suspended (for fighting of all things) ran all the way to their side of the field and grabbed one of their biggest dudes by his helmet. He drug the kid all the way back over to our sideline, ripped his helmet off, and began wailing on this kids face right at my feet.

Their coach obviously didn't like this so he came running from their sidelines and punted our players face, knocking him out. Our head coach then proceeded to run over and uppercut him knocking their coach out.

Comes to Saturday after the game and we are watching film of the game and the coaches decided to play the fight. Everyone on both teams was on the field brawling and our middle linebacker (baddest dude on our team) is standing on the 50 yard line picking up the flags that the refs had thrown and is throwing them at people. Probably the funniest thing possible for someone to be doing in the middle of a brawl.

Is it by any chance on huddle? I would love to see video of it.

My final year of lacrosse it was our last game and we all made a bet that I could get the entire opposing team off the bench because I had fought three kids from the year before on that team. So it started out that I would get 100 bucks if I did it but when the time came around I had thrown multiple kids to the ground one eventually just snapped grabbing my helmet and pulled me to their sidelines and I just gave this kid the worst nut shot of his life turning it into an even fight with our helmets and gloves off. The teams thought we could just resolve it but when I Sparta kicked this kid into his teammate it turned into a 2v1 and so everyone on our team goes charging at the opposing team some kids get Sparta kicked others just straight up punch the kids without helmets at full sprint. The fight went on for a very long time because the refs couldn't do shit. After I got grabbed and pulled to the sideline and taken home my friends said about three kids got knocked out when they charged and a total number of kids that got knocked out were about 13. Basically I became a legend at my school for the Sparta kick and ended up with a total of $375

shoicker611standing on the 50 yard line picking up the flags that the refs had thrown and is throwing them at people.

Thats the best shit I've read all year. bravo.

A couple of weeks ago I was hanging out with a good friend of mine, we were just messin around, shit got heated. I ended up punching him, i was punching him in the chest and one of my punches slipped as he moved his face and I clocked him straight in the face. Instantly there was a lot of blood, my first reaction was, "oh shit, I just punched my friends tooth out," turned out his tooth cut his lip really bad. Lucklily my older brother was there, we cleaned him up, butterfly stitched it close, iced it and then made the decision to hit the hospital.

Keep in mind this guy is my best friend, I've pretty much know him my entire life, he is like a brother to me. I pretty much felt like shit and I couldn't stop apologizing. We were at the er until like 12:30, 6 stitches, an angry call from his mom, and a extremely hilarious call to his dad later we were back at home.

That night was fucking hilarious in hindsight.

Best “fight” I have seen…. Dan was pissed at Kevin over some stupid hesaidshesaid high school shit. Dan’s like 5’7” and maybe 160lb and a little hotheaded and doesn’t need a reason to fight. Kevin is 6’2” and 260lb but is a gentle guy and fighting is the last thing this guy wants to do. For lunch we had homemade chilli-dogs, and after lunch shit went down. Dan begins by yelling at Kevin and swings at him and hits him in the side of the head. Kevin backs up a couple steps and Dan starts laughing at him calling him a pussy and such. Kevin pauses a second and bull rushes Dan catching him by surprise and slamming him into the ground and Kevin winds up sitting on top of Dan and has him pinned to the ground. It was right then that Kevin’s nerves got to him and it was too much to handle and he leans to the left a little and starts puking. Kevin had at least 4 chilli dogs, corn bread, veggies and milk for lunch and it was now all over Dan’s face, neck and shoulder. The sight of this then sparked a chain reaction as two other bystanders with weak stomachs turned and puked. Just then the first teacher walks out, looks around and gags. The rest of us just stood there in awe while Dan screamed get him off of me.