hi ns, this is supposed to be a serious thread so please don't troll or say mean things about my family. anyways I'm going into my freshman year at high school and want to know how to behave so the older grades like me. also, do people really get wedgies and swirles still? thanks for tha help.
find the biggest baddest senior and punch him square in the face on the first day. Make sure you do it in front of everyone too.
Don't be annoying. You are the youngest male on campus, you are no longer the best at anything, you're not the funniest, smartest, hottest, etc.
Best advice? Just be yourself but be humble.
watch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide and you should be good.
If you're being serious about wedgies and stuff, no, no one does that.
Show your dick to as many chicks as possible.
Come spring time, don't vote for Pedro, run against that chubby undocumented looser and clean the spit and beetle juice stained bleachers with that demotivated result of to much corona.
Also find a nice attractive senior gal, and fuck her, right in the pussy.
Yeah, do that. Establish some fucking dominance.
JAHpowIf you're being serious about wedgies and stuff, no, no one does that.
phew
people make it such a big deal , like seriously , it's school.....
just be chill and don't try too hard.
vote4pedrophew
except for me. watch your step OP. there's a mega wedgie coming your way.
vote4pedrohi ns, this is supposed to be a serious thread so please don't troll or say mean things about my family.
Cute
.FRY.except for me. watch your step OP. there's a mega wedgie coming your way.
please not in front of my new older friends
going in to senior year, pro tip, dont try and be cool if you start smoking and stuff. no one likes a braggy freshman who 420bongspliff rips who always talks about it
Fuck all your friends mom and hit on all your teachers. Teachers fucking love flirting with freshmen.
troll post, but i'll bite. best piece of "advice" or whatever i got was dont take any flak from people, and dont start shit either. i just graduated a few months ago and made it out fine, a lot of you need to realize HS isn't like going to fucking rikers island or whatever, its just school. you'll see your friends every day and go to class. and if you get all bent out of shape over shit, thats your problem.
just be thankful you have a few more years till thousands of dollars are on the line for your education, thats when shit really matters.
vote4pedroplease don't troll or say mean things about my family.
2 l8 m8
420...Fuck all your friends mom and hit on all your teachers. Teachers fucking love flirting with freshmen.
all of his friends share the same mom?
find the biggest and baddest mother fucker in the school and whip his ass
and make sure that everyone sees it go down
~~~~~~~~find the biggest baddest senior and punch him square in the face on the first day. Make sure you do it in front of everyone too.
Lucky.find the biggest and baddest mother fucker in the school and whip his assand make sure that everyone sees it go down
God damnit lucky.
another tip: if you get into a fight you are going to want to fight dirty, kick ppl in the nuts and poke their eyes out.
DeebieSkeebiestroll post,
And thats where you should have stopped. My god NS has lost the ability to spot even a shitty troll...sad day today is...
.FRY.all of his friends share the same mom?
He's probably bffs with the weird triplet kids fry.
Granite_StateAnd thats where you should have stopped. My god NS has lost the ability to spot even a shitty troll...sad day today is...
WHOSE THE BIATCH NOW!
Granite_StateAnd thats where you should have stopped. My god NS has lost the ability to spot even a shitty troll...sad day today is....
I threw a bit of comedic genius in there to spice it up a bit but it was intended to be a genuine thread butthead
vote4pedro.I threw a bit of comedic genius in there to spice it up a bit but it was intended to be a genuine thread butthead
you're not a genius or funny
.FRY.you're not a genius or funny
say it to my face homo
.FRY.erectis
Had to google that but I chuckled
vote4pedrosay it to my face homo
You're not a genius, or funny. Your some random new kid on a ski forum asking about freshman year of highschool. Also, you suck op. You suck.
420...You're not a genius, or funny. Your some random new kid on a ski forum asking about freshman year of highschool. Also, you suck op. You suck.
sorry
420...You're not a genius, or funny. Your some random new kid on a ski forum asking about freshman year of highschool. Also, you suck op. You suck.
You're* obviously not a genius either. I ain't even in high school yet but my grammar top notch
im going to come give you and your family a swirly.
Make sure you threaten to kill yourself in school so people know you mean business
mmccarthy14Make sure you threaten to kill yourself in school so people know you mean business
whoa, not something to joke about
mmccarthy14Make sure you threaten to kill yourself in school so people know you mean business
Yeah dude that's where you draw the line
.FRY.*is[/QUOTEJust another aspect of my impeccable sense of humour: Irony
vote4pedroYeah dude that's where you draw the line
yep, deffinitely drew the line, over an internet forum board.
I didn't draw the line anywhere. If this wasn't a stupid fucking troll post about another fuck tard member on this site making another alias then yes my comment would have been uncalled for. But no, you're another alias making another stupid fucking thread that no one gives a shit about. Delete your account you fucking detriment.
mmccarthy14yep, deffinitely drew the line, over an internet forum board.I didn't draw the line anywhere. If this wasn't a stupid fucking troll post about another fuck tard member on this site making another alias then yes my comment would have been uncalled for. But no, you're another alias making another stupid fucking thread that no one gives a shit about. Delete your account you fucking detriment.
whoa, not something to joke about
If you send dick pics to older girls and even some freshmen, they always return the favor.
Dont try to be cool around older kids, youll get beat up.
Doing hard drugs in school will earn you respect.
Have fun. Nerd.
mmccarthy14yep, deffinitely drew the line, over an internet forum board.I didn't draw the line anywhere. If this wasn't a stupid fucking troll post about another fuck tard member on this site making another alias then yes my comment would have been uncalled for. But no, you're another alias making another stupid fucking thread that no one gives a shit about. Delete your account you fucking detriment.
.FRY.whoa, not something to joke about
Never tell anybody to delete their Newschoolers account.Understand?
vote4pedroYou're* obviously not a genius either. I ain't even in high school yet but my grammar top notch
I use the autocorrect feature on my phone that I pay for because I'm not in high school. It corrects your when I don't always throw in an apostrophe. And its a fucking ski forum as I stated earlier. So you can go kill yourself.
vote4pedroYou're* obviously not a genius either. I ain't even in high school yet but my grammar top notch
I use the autocorrect feature on my phone that I pay for because I'm not in high school. It corrects your when I don't always throw in an apostrophe. And its a fucking ski forum as I stated earlier. So you can go kill yourself.
vote4pedroNever tell anybody to delete their Newschoolers account.Understand?
Delete your newschoolers account
Sorry everybody except for op. I didn't mean to double post. I'm ashamed in myself. I'll leave now. Also FUCK YOU OP. YOU FUCKING LOSER.
420...Sorry everybody except for op. I didn't mean to double post. I'm ashamed in myself. I'll leave now. Also FUCK YOU OP. YOU FUCKING LOSER.
Delete accound. NOW
vote4pedroNever tell anybody to delete their Newschoolers account.Understand?
Just go ahead and delete your account though. It'll be alright. I promise NONE of us will miss you
420...I use the autocorrect feature on my phone that I pay for because I'm not in high school. It corrects your when I don't always throw in an apostrophe. And its a fucking ski forum as I stated earlier. So you can go kill yourself.
Why did you say it twice?
kid work hard, party hard, and smoke good weed. always kiss ass to the teacher and fight over grades. study for the act and sat early so u can get into a good college