El_Barto.I would really like to be able to edit my profile, view name change histories and also view feedback.

Get to it red names

If you can be a stand-up helpful member for a month, I will grant your three wishes.

Mr.BishopIf you can be a stand-up helpful member for a month, I will grant your three wishes.

Why must you ask so much of me?

El_Barto.Why must you ask so much of me?

I mean you're asking a lot of me. I want to see how dedicated you are to your request.

Mr.BishopI mean you're asking a lot of me. I want to see how dedicated you are to your request.

How about good and helpful posts in SG/GT and SD but i still get to be an ass in NSG.

El_Barto.How about good and helpful posts in SG/GT and SD but i still get to be an ass in NSG.

Too easy.

Mr.BishopToo easy.

I cant be nice in NSG...not with all the sucky OPs

El_Barto.I cant be nice in NSG...not with all the sucky OPs

Deal is on the table for 48 hours. Think about it.

Mr.BishopDeal is on the table for 48 hours. Think about it.

Is it bad that im actually torn on what to do? When kind of guarantee will you give me?

I'd like to be able to edit my profile, and send longer messages. That's be nice.

How could you not also throw in have a normal messaging box like on the regular site. The one big line of text thing sucks

.Hugo.How could you not also throw in have a normal messaging box like on the regular site. The one big line of text thing sucks

That would be nice too. Its a shame that this wont happen though because I cant bring myself to be a good member...i just cant do it.

El_Barto.Is it bad that im actually torn on what to do? When kind of guarantee will you give me?

I mean you've got it here in writing to the public, so that is pretty good. I'm a man of my word too, so that helps.

Guarantees are better. If you do your part, and we don't do ours - I could put a pair of skis on the line.

.Hugo.How could you not also throw in have a normal messaging box like on the regular site. The one big line of text thing sucks

Yes it does, this is linked to the fact that profiles still use the old super shitty version of our mobile site. The profile needs to be updated and then we're good to go. However, this is a decent amount of work.

El_Barto.That would be nice too. Its a shame that this wont happen though because I cant bring myself to be a good member...i just cant do it.

End of day today is the deadline.

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his password is: fryisthecoolestmemberever

Mr.BishopGuarantees are better. If you do your part, and we don't do ours - I could put a pair of skis on the line.

how could you not do this now barto

Mr.BishopI could put a pair of skis on the line.

Barto, if you don't do this, you will officially suck as NS and your sig will have to be changed.

.Hugo.how could you not do this now barto

Oh im gonna try

TheSeaCaptainBarto, if you don't do this, you will officially suck as NS and your sig will have to be changed.

It just wont be easy

For the record...i think i should get free skis for being a good member for a month regardless of any changes to the mobile site

El_Barto.Oh im gonna try

It just wont be easy

I can coach on how to be a good member if you would like

.Hugo.I can coach on how to be a good member if you would like

Teach me your ways Hugo for I am lost

El_Barto.For the record...i think i should get free skis for being a good member for a month regardless of any changes to the mobile site

How about this -

If you can not only be a good member for an entire month (which we're going to need corroborating evidence on) - but ALSO win MOTM. I'll give you the skis on top of finishing the features you suggested.

As I understand it, this is going down.

Here's the parameters -

1. Starting August 7th, 2014, El_Barto is going to become a 'nice, contributing member' for 30 days.

I'm going to go ahead and say that this means helpful threads, nice posts, elloquent responses and an overall exceptional member. I want all of you to keep your eyes out and report back if you see anything fishy.

2. The end date for this is 11:59EST, September 7th. One second past that and he can act however he wants.

3. Upon success, on the mobile site will be added ability to edit profile, View name change history and Feedback will be added within 15 days.

4. Failure on Newschoolers' part to do so will result in the sending of one pair of skis to El_Barto. Size will be chosen by him, but they will be new and of a brand of our choice.

5. Sending nasty PMs counts as a failure.

6. Using aliases to talk shit counts as a failure. (We will find you and we will publicly oust you)

7. If El_Barto somehow manages to both be a great member for the month, and win Member of the Month - he will be awarded the skis in addition to having his suggested features implemented.

So Barto - Challenge accepted?

barto I have faith in you

.FRY.barto I have faith in you

Ya, if this guy can get motm so can you easily. Just act the complete opposite of you and I and whatever you do, at all costs, stay out of nsg

.Hugo.Ya, if this guy can get motm so can you easily. Just act the complete opposite of you and I and whatever you do, at all costs, stay out of nsg

The trolling opportunities are endless. No way he's staying out of NSG.

Mr.BishopThe trolling opportunities are endless. No way he's staying out of NSG.

But if he trolls he loses, right?

.Hugo.Ya, if this guy can get motm so can you easily. Just act the complete opposite of you and I and whatever you do, at all costs, stay out of nsg

but i love nsg :/

challenge accepted motherfuckers

Shit I'm 34 minutes late as of EST but could we throw in a taaaddd change to the mobile updates? Add videos to the list of things you can view on someone's profile!

As to Barto, this is merely a month challenge. I am in a boot from my injury and I get it off on the 7th as well.

Grab my hand, we'll do this together my friend

This is amazing.

Wait, I want to clarify something on behalf of El_Barto.

Does this include cults? If he were to vent in a cult, would he be held accountable? Or is that a healthy outlet for pent up rage?

TheSeaCaptainWait, I want to clarify something on behalf of El_Barto.

Does this include cults? If he were to vent in a cult, would he be held accountable? Or is that a healthy outlet for pent up rage?

I aint riskin it

Let the games begin!

Threads. This is awesome.

.MASSHOLE.Threads. This is awesome.

and youre awesome. I appreciate how much you know about soccer...i was just having fun calling you a traitor thats all

threadz

EBI has your back. We'll champion your cause. When you win, we'll hang the skis above the mantle in the EBI clubhouse.

TheSeaCaptainWait, I want to clarify something on behalf of El_Barto.

Does this include cults? If he were to vent in a cult, would he be held accountable? Or is that a healthy outlet for pent up rage?

Definitely counts. All pages of this website count, aliases and any other attempt to circumvent the rules will result in an immediate loss.

Mr.BishopDefinitely counts. All pages of this website count, aliases and any other attempt to circumvent the rules will result in an immediate loss.

come on guys...give me a little credit

El_Barto.come on guys...give me a little credit

Definitely impressed with performance so far.

Dat sig change doe.

You can do it barto.

But just kidding barto you blow weiners and eat my shorts (;

.Rybak.You can do it barto.

But just kidding barto you blow weiners and eat my shorts (;

Im not gonna fall for your trick you trickster.

El_Barto.Im not gonna fall for your trick you trickster.

Dude look at your Karma graph over the last couple of days. You're skyrocketing.

Most users on this thread are my favorite on ns!

420...Most users on this thread are my favorite on ns!

Me too...have some K

El_Barto.Me too...have some K

Thanks op! We both rule at NS!

This is incredible, absolutely incredible.

I believe El_Barto, do it for the children in africa....