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NS Town

JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
Jul 25 2014 4:44PM

So, everyone always talks about buying an island/town/ mountain etc. and turning it into NS heaven.

Well, I found the place. A small town in Wyoming is on the market for 1.5 million dollars. I think if we all threw in a few bucks, we could make it ours. There are 15 residents, so it won't be hard to get rid of them.

When we buy it I'm the new dictator.

Article: For sale: Wyoming town for $1.5 million - CNNMoney

http://money.cnn.com/2014/07/24/real_estate/town-for-sale/index.html

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
Jul 25 2014 4:47PM

just call my saddam hussein

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op14
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 4,586
Jul 25 2014 4:53PM

Why the fuck should you be the dictator? I say we have a vote.

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
Jul 25 2014 4:54PM

mmccarthy14Why the fuck should you be the dictator? I say we have a vote.

it should be yoski

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GrahamGould
Posts: 713 - Karma: 2,439
Jul 25 2014 4:56PM

I think we should bring back skiierman for our dictator

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CubanLinx
Posts: 274 - Karma: 886
Jul 25 2014 4:57PM

I don't know about everyone else but I'm not sure I want a dictator with their last name being Buttfart.

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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
Jul 25 2014 5:08PM

Why is no one else about boofing K? Come on kids, live a little.

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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
Jul 25 2014 5:40PM

mmccarthy14Why the fuck should you be the dictator? I say we have a vote.

You must not know how dictatorships work....

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basedjase
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 640
Jul 25 2014 6:38PM

JordanButtfartYou must not know how dictatorships work....

HAHAHAHA

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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,167
Jul 25 2014 7:03PM

I think there are around 10,000 active members (I could be wrong). We would only have to pay $150 each to buy it.

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Brule.
Posts: 3848 - Karma: 5,662
Jul 25 2014 7:21PM

SFB 4 DICTATOR...if we have one.

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
Jul 25 2014 7:23PM

Brule.SFB 4 DICTATOR...if we have one.

nah...I say HP123. then every single one of us could get lucky with his mom.

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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,374
Jul 25 2014 8:37PM

.FRY.nah...I say HP123. then every single one of us could get lucky with his mom.

This. Also I could do 150 for our own town

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lurking
Posts: 2220 - Karma: 6,786
Jul 25 2014 10:08PM

I'll pay 300 if and only if it means that I can live as far away from yoski in this town

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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,374
Jul 25 2014 10:16PM

loganschnurI'll pay 300 if and only if it means that I can live as far away from yoski in this town

YOSKI FOR MAYOR!

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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
Jul 25 2014 10:21PM

I just drove by there two weeks ago. Took a road trip to SD.

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
Jul 25 2014 10:21PM

snobunnyI just drove by there two weeks ago. Took a road trip to SD.

what's the town like?

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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Jul 25 2014 10:56PM

JAHpowI think there are around 10,000 active members (I could be wrong). We would only have to pay $150 each to buy it.

By this logic, all the trolls with endless aliases will have to pay fat cash for their tom foolery

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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,605
Jul 25 2014 10:57PM

lols. silly ns. theres no harvard in our town. yoski would be nowhere near us.

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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
Jul 25 2014 11:04PM

.FRY.what's the town like?

didn't pay attention to that one specifically. There are so many tiny towns. They all had absorurtry nothin.

but I'm down with OP, lets make a barter-trade, self-sustainable town of nsers.

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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
Jul 25 2014 11:06PM

.BlinkyThis. Also I could do 150 for our own town

I'm in for 300

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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
Jul 25 2014 11:51PM

TheSeaCaptainBy this logic, all the trolls with endless aliases will have to pay fat cash for their tom foolery

You have to pay to troll toll!

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Dolan.Escobar
Posts: 683 - Karma: 943
Jul 26 2014 12:19AM

I call second in command. Will go by the alias j goebbles

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Dolan.Escobar
Posts: 683 - Karma: 943
Jul 26 2014 12:21AM

To add, for some reason, even tho i know ns town or ns island will never happen, i cant help but get the tiniest bit excited when this thread pops up

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
Jul 26 2014 12:23AM

Dolan.EscobarTo add, for some reason, even tho i know ns town or ns island will never happen, i cant help but get the tiniest bit excited when this thread pops up

even if we did get a town, barely any of us would move there.

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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,325
Jul 26 2014 12:53AM

well the name's fucking aladdin and there's already a bar so i'd be in for $300. the way to do this would be a private indiegogo or something... nothing to lose. also i'm sure there's a few rich little shits on this site that could pitch a bunch. yoskis mom for town whore/fuckpiece/butttopeein?

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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,325
Jul 26 2014 12:54AM

just looked it up... it's in the extreme northeast corner. devastated

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profa_212
Posts: 8657 - Karma: 32,838
Jul 26 2014 12:58AM

snobunnyI just drove by there two weeks ago. Took a road trip to SD.

Where did ya go? Hills or prairie?

And also drove through the other week!

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
Jul 26 2014 12:59AM

wouldn't it make the most sense though to buy a village super close to a mountain

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profa_212
Posts: 8657 - Karma: 32,838
Jul 26 2014 1:04AM

.FRY.wouldn't it make the most sense though to buy a village super close to a mountain

Nope. We are all going to live in bum fuck nowhere.

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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
Jul 26 2014 1:17AM

Profahoben_212Where did ya go? Hills or prairie?

And also drove through the other week!

Both, it was a road trip from Seattle to Pierre, SD for a family reunion. So once we got to SD we stayed in the blackhills (deadwood) after going through some cool places, spearfish & Sturgis, and then stayed in Rapid City where my uncles live...then went on to Pierre--taking the badlands scenic route and stopping by walldrug but bypassing mt. Rushmore and crazy horse, cause I've seen em a million times.

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profa_212
Posts: 8657 - Karma: 32,838
Jul 26 2014 1:23AM

snobunnyBoth, it was a road trip from Seattle to Pierre, SD for a family reunion. So once we got to SD we stayed in the blackhills (deadwood) after going through some cool places, spearfish & Sturgis, and then stayed in Rapid City where my uncles live...then went on to Pierre--taking the badlands scenic route and stopping by walldrug but bypassing mt. Rushmore and crazy horse, cause I've seen em a million times.

Who Is your uncle? I live in rapid! And sounds like a good time

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theabortionator
Posts: 51270 - Karma: 157,577
Jul 26 2014 1:56AM

Honestly it would end up being super lame. Would rather pool in on a house with a lot of land somewhere cheap and build a skatepark and a small double rail line or something.

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
Jul 26 2014 8:50PM

theabortionatorHonestly it would end up being super lame. Would rather pool in on a house with a lot of land somewhere cheap and build a skatepark and a small double rail line or something.

the only think lame would be that the population would be 90% guys

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ModMommy
Posts: 10725 - Karma: 55,374
Jul 26 2014 9:42PM

A town would be difficult. Idk, a massive cabin would be way cooler.

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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
Jul 26 2014 9:49PM

if we get 300,000 members to pay $5.00 we can do it or 150,000 and $10, Im down to throw in $20

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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
Jul 26 2014 9:52PM

.FRY.the only think lame would be that the population would be 90% guys

Trust me, that is not the only lame think. Most of your thinks are pretty lame.

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
Jul 26 2014 9:54PM

Ribss.Trust me, that is not the only lame think. Most of your thinks are pretty lame.

wrong. I have the most thinks which makes my thinks the best thinks.

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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,347
Jul 26 2014 10:03PM

do you know how many dildos you could buy with that kind of money?

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notspoicey
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 1,706
Jul 26 2014 10:04PM

http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/277-Draw-Dr-Aspen-CO-81611/13996032_zpid/

NS cabin

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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
Jul 26 2014 10:04PM

SFBdo you know how many dildos you could buy with that kind of money?

Enough to shove down your throat to finally make you choke to death.

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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,347
Jul 26 2014 10:05PM

Ribss.Enough to shove down your throat to finally make you choke to death.

lol no way dude more like enough to fill up a swimming pool, and go swimming in dildos.

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
Jul 26 2014 10:07PM

SFBlol no way dude more like enough to fill up a swimming pool, and go swimming in dildos.

I dream of the day when I can swim in dildos

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ZachAndCheese
Posts: 816 - Karma: 5,116
Jul 26 2014 10:50PM

We could like create rope tows that bring you all over the town and just ski everywhere in the winter. It would be like ski bum paradise.

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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Jul 26 2014 10:56PM

If NS bought a cabin....

Shit would get real

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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,325
Jul 27 2014 1:41AM

ZachAndCheeseWe could like create rope tows that bring you all over the town and just ski everywhere in the winter. It would be like ski bum paradise.

Or we could drive because most of us aren't fucking 15

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theabortionator
Posts: 51270 - Karma: 157,577
Jul 27 2014 5:51AM

.FRY.the only think lame would be that the population would be 90% guys

On second thought maybe OP is on to something

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congrossman.
Posts: 142 - Karma: 520
Jul 27 2014 8:49AM

op is defiantly on to something

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ZachAndCheese
Posts: 816 - Karma: 5,116
Jul 27 2014 10:35AM

erikKOr we could drive because most of us aren't fucking 15

I'm actually 11 you faggit a$$ munch. Just check my street cred.

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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039
Jul 27 2014 3:25PM

.FRY.the only think lame would be that the population would be 90% guys

Not so lame for pink names

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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,325
Jul 27 2014 3:30PM

YourMomsCouchNot so lame for pink names

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