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Parental Statements

JASTEW206
Posts: 568 - Karma: 117
Jul 7 2014 8:23PM

Sup NS. I'm the creative director of R.a.d.d. I am looking for NS to help me brainstorm different parental statements, that we can make fun of in our artwork.

Examples of these statements are:

Obey the Law

Follow the Rules

Take the Higher Road.

Here are some previous examples of R.a.d.d's artwork. R.a.d.d. will be in a college/HS near you soon.

http://raddrunning.org/radd/home-2/new-page-2/

- Jackson Stewart

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406
Posts: 2302 - Karma: 92
Jul 7 2014 8:26PM

smoke w33d errday

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,474
Jul 7 2014 8:39PM

So the creative director cannot come up with his own ideas? Hmmmmm

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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,349
Jul 7 2014 8:44PM

"i hate black people"

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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
Jul 7 2014 8:48PM

life's a bitch, then you marry one

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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,349
Jul 7 2014 8:49PM

"shove it up your ass"

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,474
Jul 7 2014 8:49PM

if you cant beat em, beat em off

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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,349
Jul 7 2014 8:52PM

"when i was seven i sat on a banana, and of course that changed my life"

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,474
Jul 7 2014 8:54PM

When life gives you lemons, trade them in for a zucchini dildo

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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,349
Jul 7 2014 8:56PM

OP i just clicked the link and saw some of your previous pics, and they fucking blow.

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schralpmaster
Posts: 5 - Karma: 19
Jul 7 2014 9:09PM

Creative director at r.a.d.d? running against drunk driving?

lame

btw your artwork sux nutz

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schralpmaster
Posts: 5 - Karma: 19
Jul 7 2014 9:12PM

Is this your advice for after you smash shit up driving hammy?? Seems counterproductive to your cause...

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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,169
Jul 7 2014 9:56PM

"Boof it"

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JASTEW206
Posts: 568 - Karma: 117
Jul 7 2014 11:18PM

schralpmasterCreative director at r.a.d.d? running against drunk driving?

lame

btw your artwork sux nutz

thanks, I agree

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acualywasdolan
Posts: 1172 - Karma: -747
Jul 8 2014 3:25AM

"What are you on drugs?"

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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,327
Jul 8 2014 3:37AM

..... OP this is some of the gayest shit I've ever seen

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freestyler540
Posts: 13052 - Karma: 18,321
Jul 8 2014 4:45AM

vote republican for 'merica

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JASTEW206
Posts: 568 - Karma: 117
Jul 8 2014 2:44PM

freestyler540vote republican for 'merica

I actually tend to agree.

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JASTEW206
Posts: 568 - Karma: 117
Jul 8 2014 2:45PM

erikK

..... OP this is some of the gayest shit I've ever seen

I actually tend to agree

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JASTEW206
Posts: 568 - Karma: 117
Jul 8 2014 9:45PM

I know I suck

I know my artwork sucks

I know that I lack my own ideas.

I know that my therapist loves me.

Can anyone please contribute in a meaningful way?

Thanks. I know NS has some good ideas.

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SquattingDog
Posts: 196 - Karma: 393
Jul 8 2014 9:59PM

JASTEW206I know I suck

I know my artwork sucks

I know that I lack my own ideas.

I know that my therapist loves me.

Can anyone please contribute in a meaningful way?

Thanks. I know NS has some good ideas.

Don't pee in her tushy, call a cab.

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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
Jul 8 2014 10:23PM

You'll shoot your eye out

cause I said so

ask your father

ask your mother

you have no respect for authority

you don't know the value of a dollar

you're a whore, stop sleeping around

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Pigeon.
Posts: 2366 - Karma: 3,977
Jul 9 2014 12:47AM

if you dont stop that right now you'll have to make another one of uncle randy's basement movies

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Chewy.
Posts: 4113 - Karma: 4,856
Jul 9 2014 1:00AM

Take her easy, if she's easy, take her twice.

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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
Jul 9 2014 1:38AM

seems like a great cause so i whipped some up that would make great posters in high schools

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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
Jul 9 2014 1:40AM

cool_name

seems like a great cause so i whipped some up that would make great posters in high schools

omg.

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HolySchimmel
Posts: 1601 - Karma: 1,297
Jul 9 2014 2:26AM

cool_name

seems like a great cause so i whipped some up that would make great posters in high schools

Perfection right there

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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
Jul 9 2014 2:33AM

cool_name

seems like a great cause so i whipped some up that would make great posters in high schools

Excellent.

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O.G.Surachai
Posts: 334 - Karma: 84
Jul 9 2014 1:15PM

Have you asked permission to use all of those logos/mascots? Might want to consider that before using them in promotional materials. Just a thought...

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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,659
Jul 9 2014 1:36PM

get your penis out of your grandmother and put her back in her coffin

i mean

my parents never said that to me

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JASTEW206
Posts: 568 - Karma: 117
Jul 10 2014 1:02AM

Thanks guys, I like the no respect for authority one, upon others.

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JASTEW206
Posts: 568 - Karma: 117
Jul 10 2014 1:03AM

DreddSteveHave you asked permission to use all of those logos/mascots? Might want to consider that before using them in promotional materials. Just a thought...

Yah, we make sure to do that.

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