Any body got any good ones from this year?
i kept calling this gurl prego till she punched me in the face (she clearly wasnt prego lol), and my buddy got thrown threw a set of double doors into the street and almost got run over haha
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Any body got any good ones from this year?
i kept calling this gurl prego till she punched me in the face (she clearly wasnt prego lol), and my buddy got thrown threw a set of double doors into the street and almost got run over haha
i like those days too, you get about 8 beers in and then you wake up somewhere randomly and hear about the antics that unfolded over the next few days lol
LOLZfajitasi like those days too, you get about 8 beers in and then you wake up somewhere randomly and hear about the antics that unfolded over the next few days lol
lol is this real 8 beers? fucking girl
pussyfooterlol is this real 8 beers? fucking girl
refer back to my first comment.
ThurnisHaleyrefer back to my first comment.
I mean we were all at that point one time in our lives i guess...
I was drunk and ate a bunch of blue sugar cookies even though I dont really like sugar cookies. The next day I went to poop and my stool was blue. #turndownforwhat
im clearly to drunk to be posting right now, im totally talking about some other shit haha
pussyfooterI mean we were all at that point one time in our lives i guess...
Im not saying that we werent. But posting about it like this on ns. Ya know?
#turnuportransfer
#fuckfinals
#turndown4nothing
I got incredibly intoxicated and found zero reasons to turn it down.
I drank a few 24s and went to this party at 1 AM and there were a lot of people but not so many babes so I was about to leave when these mexican guys tried to start 2 fights and nothing happened. Finally one of the mexican guys attack this 6'8" built black guy and. The black guy beats the shit out of two people who attacked him, then three other people jump in and all of a sudden 10 people are fighting throwing random punches. Then some one threw some sort of pipe bomb like thing made of hella fireworks and that exploded like a road side bomb with flames and burned 4 people. I thought a propane tank exploded and I was tripped out.
The police came and there was stuff on fire. Multiple people got arrested and I went back to my house and smoked some oil. Fuck people going around trying to start fights.
Sir.BluntingtonI drank a few 24s and went to this party at 1 AM and there were a lot of people but not so many babes so I was about to leave when these mexican guys tried to start 2 fights and nothing happened. Finally one of the mexican guys attack this 6'8" built black guy and. The black guy beats the shit out of two people who attacked him, then three other people jump in and all of a sudden 10 people are fighting throwing random punches. Then some one threw some sort of pipe bomb like thing made of hella fireworks and that exploded like a road side bomb with flames and burned 4 people. I thought a propane tank exploded and I was tripped out.The police came and there was stuff on fire. Multiple people got arrested and I went back to my house and smoked some oil. Fuck people going around trying to start fights.
It's typical for dudes to start fights when drinking when they don't get laid
Sir.BluntingtonI drank a few 24s and went to this party at 1 AM and there were a lot of people but not so many babes so I was about to leave when these mexican guys tried to start 2 fights and nothing happened. Finally one of the mexican guys attack this 6'8" built black guy and. The black guy beats the shit out of two people who attacked him, then three other people jump in and all of a sudden 10 people are fighting throwing random punches. Then some one threw some sort of pipe bomb like thing made of hella fireworks and that exploded like a road side bomb with flames and burned 4 people. I thought a propane tank exploded and I was tripped out.The police came and there was stuff on fire. Multiple people got arrested and I went back to my house and smoked some oil. Fuck people going around trying to start fights.
And then you sued somebody!
I drank several beers and had to pee really bad. But I was at Target in the checkout line with my pretzels and movie, so I had to hold it.
louie.miragsIt's typical for dudes to start fights when drinking when they don't get laid
Yeah but going around looking for fights then throwing a pipe bomb towards a group of people is a little too far, I still have rock shrapnel in my thigh from that. I thought there where going to be people with out legs after the blast it was so stupid, but thankfully it was thrown at such a distance that wasn't an issue.
louie.miragsIt's typical for dudes to start fights when drinking when they don't get laid
Calm down there Louis C.K.
Sir.BluntingtonI drank a few 24s and went to this party at 1 AM and there were a lot of people but not so many babes so I was about to leave when these mexican guys tried to start 2 fights and nothing happened. Finally one of the mexican guys attack this 6'8" built black guy and. The black guy beats the shit out of two people who attacked him, then three other people jump in and all of a sudden 10 people are fighting throwing random punches. Then some one threw some sort of pipe bomb like thing made of hella fireworks and that exploded like a road side bomb with flames and burned 4 people. I thought a propane tank exploded and I was tripped out.The police came and there was stuff on fire. Multiple people got arrested and I went back to my house and smoked some oil. Fuck people going around trying to start fights.
Lol I don't believe one word of this story. Maybe that you went home and smoked oil that's about it.
pussyfooterlol is this real 8 beers? fucking girl
fuck, i wish i could black out after 8 beers, id be saving a shit load of money
I am a 9 year old girl, any body want nudes?
gRAPEFRUITCalm down there Louis C.K.
I was in no way trying to be funny. Louis C.K. has that going for him
pussyfooterLol I don't believe one word of this story. Maybe that you went home and smoked oil that's about it.
Unfortunately that happened a few houses away from my house. Way too many people way too fucked up. Before that people were lighting huge ass mortars on the street with no tube so the fire works were heywire bombs shooting across the ground at driving cars and I had to run out there and tell them to fuck off because I was lighting fireworks and I did not want to be associated with their retarded drunk acts.
Then I went to this party down the street and the home crafted pipe bomb was way more sketchy than the mortars shooting at driving cars. It was a legit bomb blast man I still have fucked up hearing from that. No houses were damaged but a fence busted out and caught fire for a little bit.
woke up. had some sodas. bought a keg. more sodas. decorations. lots of food. keg kicked. secret sodas. passed out. am tequila. cut off by 1pm. rum all day. bar all night. hung over as fuck.
Drank a whole lot, drank even more after that, split my knee open, gushed blood, got naked, fought a kid for no reason, peed the bed, ate pizza and burger king the next morning. Success.
I chugged a handle of mikes hard then peed. Pissed drunk.
LOLZfajitasI am a 9 year old girl, any body want nudes?
like sort of