Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?

someone lost a quarter

OP, OP is the biggest joke in existence

Question:what is the difference between a native american and a picnic table?

Answer: a picnic table can support a family

what do you call a boomerang that doesnt work?

a stick

How many people can fit into ops mom?

All of ns

What are easier to pick up as the get heavier and heavier?

Women.

ilikefoodWhat are easier to pick up as the get heavier and heavier?

Women.

they* not the

SFBWhy did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?

someone lost a quarter

What do kangaroos and cucumbers have in common?

They can't ride bikes.

what's brown and sticky?

a stick

what did the mouse say when it walked into the bar?

nothing, it's a mouse

.BlinkyWhat do kangaroos and cucumbers have in common?

They can't ride bikes.

Autist

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

what does the spastic say to his dog

down syndrome

what does the spastic say to his dog

down syndrome

Two goldfish are sitting in their tank, one says to the other "you man the guns, I'll drive."

Why does a Mexican cheat at Uno?

They always steal the green card.

so this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of no where....

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?"

The horse replies, "my alcoholism is destroying my family."

Where did Mary go after the bombing?

Everywhere

JAHpowWhere did Mary go after the bombing?

Everywhere

This is so bad but I love it

What's worse than a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust

What's a duck's favorite drug?

Quack cocaine

How do you confuse your grandma?

Paint yourself blue and throw ice cubes at her

How do you start 4th of July in the ghetto?

Roll a 40 down the street.

What do friends and trees have in common?

They will both fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an ax.

Son says to his dad "hey dad, can I have $20 for a blow job?"

Dad says "I don't know son, you any good?"

If a mexican and black guy are in a cop car, whose driving?

The cop.

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars.

classic skier joke:

how many snowboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

35. one to change it, 10 to say they could've done better and 24 to sit on the landing

classic snowboarder joke:

how many skiiers does it take to change a light bulb?

9, one to do it and 8 to say nice turns

Scotty_BoyHow do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars.

only one to make me laugh

good on you sir

Why do woman free skiers only spin to the left?

Because they have no rights

what language does a homosexual jew speak? heblew

Wanna hear a joke?

My social life

:')

NS member NELT told me this I honestly think it's the funniest joke I've ever heard

One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attacked them and knocked them out.

When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.

The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."

So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The chief then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.

Later, the next guy came in with 10 blueberries. The chief soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th blueberry, the man started laughing so hard for no apparent reason, and was killed.

The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more blueberry and you'd have gotten away!"

The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking back with pineapples."

What dies a blind, deaf, paralized and authistic Schild get for christmas?

Cancer.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and an octopus?

One hell of a cotton picker

shred-seshWhat's worse than a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust

Don't make holocaust jokes my grandfather died in the holocaust

he fell off the guard tower.

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

na cho cheese!!!!

beauchampclassic skier joke:

how many snowboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

35. one to change it, 10 to say they could've done better and 24 to sit on the landing

classic snowboarder joke:

how many skiiers does it take to change a light bulb?

9, one to do it and 8 to say nice turns

And the skiing counterpart,

How many skiers does it take to change a light bulb?

5. One to change it while the other 4 say "good turns".

DiabeetoAnd the skiing counterpart,

How many skiers does it take to change a light bulb?

5. One to change it while the other 4 say "good turns".

How many skiers does it take to change a lightbulb?

The whole crew. One to hold it and the rest to smoke enough weed to make the room spin

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"

What do snowboarders use as their birth control?

Their personalities

.BlinkyHow many people can fit into ops mom?

All of ns

.BlinkyWhat do kangaroos and cucumbers have in common?

They can't ride bikes.

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.BlinkyIf a mexican and black guy are in a cop car, whose driving?

The cop.

lol

how do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

aids

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

I don't fuck a watermelon before I eat it.

What worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

whats the disadvantage of being a black jew?

you have to sit at the back of the oven

did you hear about the new helen keller doll?

you wind her up and she bumps into furniture

shred-seshWhat's worse than a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust

I did Nazi that coming Anne Frankely I found it offensive. Holocaust jokes are out of Mein Kampfort zone.