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My dick wont stay hard

dirtybanks
Posts: 20 - Karma: 184
Jun 16 2014 12:36PM

Ok so I got a fucked up problem thats making my life miserable. Whenever I try to have sex I either cant get a boner, it dies when i try putting the condom on, or it just doesnt get hard enough to penetrate.

This has just been happening with this new girl ive been fucking around with. I can always stay hard when i get head for some reason though. I know its not the girl cause she is very attractive and i like her as well. Ive never had this problem before but the last time i had sex was probably 6 months ago. I dont know why the fuck this is happening considering im 18 years old, in good shape, and dont have any health problems.

Even though i cant get hard, if she dry humps me for long enough i can still cum. if that makes any sense...

ive been thinking about what some causes can be so yesterday i quit smoking weed and cigs and im gonna wait 2 weeks and see if it makes a difference. Also i hardly jerk off, maybe once every 2 days. I do drink alot but i dont think thats the problem considering the same thing happens when im sober.

I feel like it cant be a psychological problem since im generally a happy confident person. Im not emotionally attached to any ex girlfriends either. i just graduated highschool so im at a pretty good point in my life and have no worries besides my stupid fucking cock that wont get or stay hard..

Someone please give me some tips on how to resolve this. I really like this girl and i just wanna bone the shit out of her but thats not possible with a flaccid cock. its really scaring me considering im 18 and i still have my whole life ahead of me.

sorry for any misspellings, i have worse things to worry about.

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,471
Jun 16 2014 12:41PM

Sorry to tell ya this, but you might like dudes

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freestyler540
Posts: 13048 - Karma: 18,304
Jun 16 2014 12:44PM

1. get the blue pill

2. at least you are getting action. thats far more than what Im getting

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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3002 - Karma: 16,941
Jun 16 2014 12:46PM

I used to be like you, then i realised i was always a woman at heart and got that shit str8 inverted.

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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,325
Jun 16 2014 12:46PM

try without condom

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gRAPEFRUIT
Posts: 380 - Karma: 272
Jun 16 2014 12:49PM

.Hugo.Sorry to tell ya this, but you might like dudes

As much as it pains me to agree with this autisic little fuck wad. He's right. You like men.

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bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
Jun 16 2014 12:50PM

It's all in your head.

If you're so worried and insecure about it that you're turning to NS for sympathy/advice, then your problem is that you just need to chill the fuck out.

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gRAPEFRUIT
Posts: 380 - Karma: 272
Jun 16 2014 12:51PM

gRAPEFRUITAs much as it pains me to agree with this autisic little fuck wad. He's right. You like men.

*autistic

DERP!

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S.Ki
Posts: 2172 - Karma: 3,216
Jun 16 2014 12:54PM

You probably have Aids

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,471
Jun 16 2014 1:01PM

gRAPEFRUITAs much as it pains me to agree with this autisic little fuck wad. He's right. You like men.

Get out of here you little pube. Talk to me when youve been here longer than a few months lol

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gRAPEFRUIT
Posts: 380 - Karma: 272
Jun 16 2014 1:06PM

.Hugo.Get out of here you little pube. Talk to me when youve been here longer than a few months lol

shhhhhhhhhh ;]

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skiskate
Posts: 787 - Karma: 823
Jun 16 2014 1:10PM

Stop thinking about it, if its been 6 months youre probably thinking real hard about being "good" in bed and wanting to impress her. Just stop jerking it completely, go in knowing youre gonna sex her good. And have at it. If not get good at eating pussy

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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3002 - Karma: 16,941
Jun 16 2014 1:12PM

.Hugo.Get out of here you little pube. Talk to me when youve been here longer than a few months lol

Why are there so many cocky turbonerds on here that only have like 300 posts?

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,471
Jun 16 2014 1:21PM

JAHBRADORWhy are there so many cocky turbonerds on here that only have like 300 posts?

I know. This grapefruit fella acts like hes been on here for years the way he talks shit. I guess the yungins just come in with no fear nowadays

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gRAPEFRUIT
Posts: 380 - Karma: 272
Jun 16 2014 1:22PM

.Hugo.I know. This grapefruit fella acts like hes been on here for years the way he talks shit. I guess the yungins just come in with no fear nowadays

:]

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dirtybanks
Posts: 20 - Karma: 184
Jun 16 2014 1:25PM

bfulmerIt's all in your head.

If you're so worried and insecure about it that you're turning to NS for sympathy/advice, then your problem is that you just need to chill the fuck out.

Ive fucked other girls before.. so im not gay. Also i feel like it isnt in my head.. when it comes to girls im pretty confident and could care less about how good i am in bed.. i just wanna bust

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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
Jun 16 2014 1:27PM

bfulmerIt's all in your head.

Which head?

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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3002 - Karma: 16,941
Jun 16 2014 1:29PM

MiomoWhich head?

ZIIING!

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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,167
Jun 16 2014 1:31PM

You're probably eating too many burgers n fries

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,471
Jun 16 2014 1:53PM

JAHpowYou're probably eating too many burgers n fries

Ya op. Eat more sausage, less roast beef

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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3002 - Karma: 16,941
Jun 16 2014 2:01PM

Whoever is downvoting all my posts...plz stop. Its hurting my soul and my karma.

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Rusticles
Posts: 2179 - Karma: 1,334
Jun 16 2014 2:03PM

Drop the condoms, pull and pray

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bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
Jun 16 2014 2:25PM

burgernfriesIve fucked other girls before.. so im not gay. Also i feel like it isnt in my head.. when it comes to girls im pretty confident and could care less about how good i am in bed.. i just wanna bust

Confident people generally don't ask the internet for help when it comes to their most private issues.

If it's not in your head then you could be one of the following:

- Pillow Biter

- Fanny Bandit

- Doughnut Puncher

- Bone smuggler

- Cock jockey

- Fudge packer

- Ring raider

- Turd burglar

- Rectal Pioneer

- Anal assassin

- Sausage master

- Chode gobbler

- Not Straight

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ModMommy
Posts: 10723 - Karma: 55,374
Jun 16 2014 3:15PM

Try different condoms?

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gRAPEFRUIT
Posts: 380 - Karma: 272
Jun 16 2014 3:26PM

RusticlesDrop the condoms, pull and pray

This has never failed. Ever.

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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
Jun 16 2014 4:27PM

On a serious note, if everything you're saying is true, go to your doctor and tell him.

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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
Jun 16 2014 4:37PM

burgernfriesIve fucked other girls before.. so im not gay.

did they look like dudes?

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vandersteeze
Posts: 2650 - Karma: 1,511
Jun 16 2014 5:52PM

Stop beating it to porn

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ZachAndCheese
Posts: 816 - Karma: 5,116
Jun 16 2014 6:00PM

I would recommend taking the dirt path home. That should fix your problem as it will feel as though you are "batting for the other team".

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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679
Jun 16 2014 6:08PM

lol OP LIKES MEN

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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
Jun 16 2014 6:13PM

Viagra my friend.

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Big.Ole.Diesel
Posts: 96 - Karma: 189
Jun 16 2014 8:31PM

try having the girl put the condom on for you it might keep your dick hard and then you can hopefully get deep in there

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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,028
Jun 16 2014 8:38PM

The referenced post has been removed.

I know this a troll thread but sex high is amazing.

OP lay off the opiates and who the fuck wears a condom?!

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GayWolf420
Posts: 36704 - Karma: 110,835
Jun 16 2014 8:41PM

try eating a few of her farts, that should help

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
Jun 16 2014 9:08PM

burgernfriesAlso i hardly jerk off, maybe once every 2 days.

lololololololol

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lights
Posts: 6 - Karma: 12
Jun 16 2014 9:13PM

Just get comfortable with the girl, and don't think about it too much. is theres pressure and you start to think about it, it'll keep happening. but just let her know its not her fault and be straight up about it. it'll just work again eventually

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CatBoy
Posts: 234 - Karma: 990
Jun 16 2014 9:24PM

A purely psychological sexual disorder. One trick is to be getting intimate, but to avoid touching of the genitals. That way, it's sexual, but the focus won't be on whether you have an erection or not. Instead, you'll focus on one another and being in the moment. The idea is to be distracted from your erection (or lack their of), which may in fact enable you to keep one. Happens to a lot of guys.

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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
Jun 16 2014 9:34PM

burgernfriesIve fucked other girls before.. so im not gay. Also i feel like it isnt in my head.. when it comes to girls im pretty confident and could care less about how good i am in bed.. i just wanna bust

I just want to point out that a) you can fuck as many girls as you want and still be gay, and b) maybe not giving a shit about your performance is part of the problem...

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Momo.
Posts: 218 - Karma: 1,244
Jun 16 2014 10:34PM

The only thing you can do is

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acualywasdolan
Posts: 1172 - Karma: -747
Jun 17 2014 1:45AM

Jerking off every 2 days is alot buddy. For me its like twice a year.

Also sometimes i have the same problem when i fuck my gf more than once every couple days

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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
Jun 17 2014 9:28AM

DeebieSkeebiestry eating a few of her farts, that should help

helped me

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dirtybanks
Posts: 20 - Karma: 184
Jun 17 2014 10:58AM

FBGMI just want to point out that a) you can fuck as many girls as you want and still be gay, and b) maybe not giving a shit about your performance is part of the problem...

umm first of all theres a difference between being gay and bi and second of all im pretty sure i would know if i was attracted to men..

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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
Jun 17 2014 11:51AM

burgernfriesumm first of all theres a difference between being gay and bi and second of all im pretty sure i would know if i was attracted to men..

Clearly you don't

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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
Jun 17 2014 11:59AM

bfulmer- Turd burglar

lolololololololol

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Chron_Rabbit
Posts: 988 - Karma: 1,564
Jun 17 2014 3:51PM

Oh my god I have the same problem

haha jk im not gayyy

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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
Jun 17 2014 6:54PM

burgernfriesumm first of all theres a difference between being gay and bi and second of all im pretty sure i would know if i was attracted to men..

Are you dumb?

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-emile-
Posts: 6610 - Karma: 8,583
Jun 17 2014 7:16PM

FBGMAre you dumb?

I think he's just repressing his sexuality ..

it takes time to come to terms with it , don't insult him.

he's not dumb, he's gay.

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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
Jun 17 2014 7:19PM

bfulmerConfident people generally don't ask the internet for help when it comes to their most private issues.

If it's not in your head then you could be one of the following:

- Pillow Biter

- Fanny Bandit

- Doughnut Puncher

- Bone smuggler

- Cock jockey

- Fudge packer

- Ring raider

- Turd burglar

- Rectal Pioneer

- Anal assassin

- Sausage master

- Chode gobbler

- Not Straight

lost it at "not straight"

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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
Jun 17 2014 7:44PM

Stop watching porn

stop masturbating

and keep calm, be confident.

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Labattski
Posts: 201 - Karma: 74
Jun 17 2014 8:08PM

Dude that sucks haha, sometimes if you're on certain medications it can mess with getting your boner on. Best of luck man

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