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Aim for the bushes

brov1
Posts: 1826 - Karma: 8,837
Jun 14 2014 3:13PM

if you had to die doing a trick, what trick would you aim for the bushes.

mine:

either

a fucking huge and slow rodeo 5 japan

or

an even bigger cork 3 tweaked safety

or

layed backy

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
Jun 14 2014 3:18PM

octuple backflip with a grap

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theabortionator
Posts: 51264 - Karma: 157,482
Jun 14 2014 3:27PM

Never heard anyone say aim for the bushes.

Obviously would bust out a giant triple or quad. I would try and land it. If it didn't kill me I'd try it again until it did or I stomped it. If I still wanted to die I'd go for something even bigger.

Would make sure there was a do not resuscitate first though.

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mik0tsi
Posts: 252 - Karma: 2,533
Jun 14 2014 3:56PM

try to be the first to huck for a quad flat and if i am still alive try to one up it.

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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
Jun 14 2014 4:15PM

180

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Erikgorn
Posts: 369 - Karma: 1,839
Jun 14 2014 4:29PM

Switch 9 on chads...

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brov1
Posts: 1826 - Karma: 8,837
Jun 14 2014 5:24PM

"aim for the bushes" - a quote from other guys where two detectives jump off of a 20 story building to catch a criminal

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kshaughn
Posts: 504 - Karma: 4,523
Jun 14 2014 5:29PM

theabortionatorNever heard anyone say aim for the bushes.

It is from The Other Guys.

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kshaughn
Posts: 504 - Karma: 4,523
Jun 14 2014 5:31PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epI36-fRvEU

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theabortionator
Posts: 51264 - Karma: 157,482
Jun 14 2014 5:31PM

kshaughnIt is from The Other Guys.

never heard of it

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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
Jun 14 2014 5:35PM

Switch flat 7 japan as slow and smooth as I can off a mega booter.

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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
Jun 14 2014 5:35PM

Switch flat 7 japan as slow and smooth as I can off a mega booter.

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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,581
Jun 14 2014 5:54PM

superman frontflip but i wont flip

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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
Jun 14 2014 8:00PM

theabortionatornever heard of it

well you sir are out of ze loop

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TomDavies
Posts: 788 - Karma: 5,295
Jun 14 2014 8:46PM

it would be difficult to die doing a japan 5

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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
Jun 14 2014 9:06PM

Katniss_Everdeenit would be difficult to die doing a japan 5

Off a 100ft cliff onto rocks. Dead.

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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
Jun 14 2014 10:23PM

switch triple flat would be nuts

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HORK
Posts: 100 - Karma: 1,785
Jun 14 2014 10:47PM

Admit this is a spin off of my "Would you" thread. ;)

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theabortionator
Posts: 51264 - Karma: 157,482
Jun 14 2014 10:55PM

khornickAdmit this is a spin off of my "Would you" thread. ;)

one noob calling out another noob

Fight fight fight

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270on420out
Posts: 7494 - Karma: 50,832
Jun 14 2014 11:13PM

Gigantic, switch, naked, spread-eagle, backflip........With 5 foot long purple dildos as ski poles.

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lurking
Posts: 2220 - Karma: 6,786
Jun 14 2014 11:40PM

The switch

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LOLZfajitas
Posts: 393 - Karma: 1,054
Jun 14 2014 11:54PM

i will never die so im not aiming to anything, that's my gardeners job

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TartarSauce
Posts: 36 - Karma: 8
Jun 15 2014 8:08AM

Laid out backie to flat, in the pipe

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-Dan
Posts: 7087 - Karma: 50,495
Jun 15 2014 9:17AM

I'll die trying to lip on blind two a jump. Been brainstorming how to do this for years with little success.

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G_B
Posts: 786 - Karma: 3,006
Jun 15 2014 10:41AM

Quad Cosack admiral jackoff nuclear meltdown

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B.Quincy
Posts: 1074 - Karma: 963
Jun 15 2014 10:55AM

zero spin

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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,823
Jun 15 2014 11:12AM

Switch front flip backflip

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gerbear
Posts: 435 - Karma: 396
Jun 15 2014 11:27AM

theabortionatorone noob calling out another noob

Fight fight fight

I don't think you can call noobs out in a thread where you missed the punch line completely.. Just bow out gracefully.

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gimmiedatpow
Posts: 87 - Karma: 307
Jun 15 2014 2:56PM
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Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 677
Jun 15 2014 3:00PM

Straight air jump, wild gaper appears mid air, decapitates me with left ski, as I hurtle to earth a giant pit opens up consisting of Mortal Combat like spikes, in my last second of consciousness I see the grim reaper appear with a sign that says "Check yo self befo yo wreck yo self." The pit closes and my body is never found, investigation concludes aliens as only explanation for my death. Gaper survives and becomes successful politician.

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theabortionator
Posts: 51264 - Karma: 157,482
Jun 15 2014 3:14PM

gerbearI don't think you can call noobs out in a thread where you missed the punch line completely.. Just bow out gracefully.

You're a noob, bitch. Admit it.

And you don't know anything about me fool.

YOLO SWAG

#TO THE MOON

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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Jun 15 2014 4:52PM

theabortionatorYou're a noob, bitch. Admit it.

And you don't know anything about me fool.

YOLO SWAG

#TO THE MOON

#neilarmstrongmoonswag

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kylemclean
Posts: 413 - Karma: 1,311
Jun 15 2014 6:39PM

Sir.SteezealotStraight air jump, wild gaper appears mid air, decapitates me with left ski, as I hurtle to earth a giant pit opens up consisting of Mortal Combat like spikes, in my last second of consciousness I see the grim reaper appear with a sign that says "Check yo self befo yo wreck yo self." The pit closes and my body is never found, investigation concludes aliens as only explanation for my death. Gaper survives and becomes successful politician.

/thread

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TCuv
Posts: 152 - Karma: 51
Jun 15 2014 8:28PM

switch misty 9 or up

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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
Jun 15 2014 8:49PM

Well since my name is Chad, it would definitely be over Chad's Gap. Trick TBA.

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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,823
Jun 15 2014 8:55PM

caucasian_chadWell since my name is Chad, it would definitely be over Chad's Gap. Trick TBA.

That's so cool I want to throw up

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brett_fisher
Posts: 2417 - Karma: 10,493
Jun 15 2014 11:33PM

swich oacow cork 1990 blunt

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whackhouse
Posts: 736 - Karma: 939
Jun 16 2014 7:11AM

TartarSauceLaid out backie to flat, in the pipe

id to it to flat from the floor to the top of the deck

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Alvaro
Posts: 323 - Karma: 2,066
Jun 16 2014 9:26AM

dub flat bow & arrow on the eiger

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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
Jun 16 2014 9:34AM

Lincoln in the pipe, transfering to the other wall, so high Dumont would be proud.

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whackhouse
Posts: 736 - Karma: 939
Jun 16 2014 9:58PM

gerbearI don't think you can call noobs out in a thread where you missed the punch line completely.. Just bow out gracefully.

noob

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Ski_The802
Posts: 107 - Karma: 484
Jun 17 2014 8:39PM

I'm not sure how to die.

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kylemclean
Posts: 413 - Karma: 1,311
Jun 20 2014 4:19PM

ElgLincoln in the pipe, transfering to the other wall, so high Dumont would be proud.

Same way i would want to die too

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SeaUrchin123
Posts: 428 - Karma: 1,554
Jun 20 2014 9:00PM

Cinquental frontflip screamin semen

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c0rkmanJones
Posts: 85 - Karma: 218
Jun 20 2014 9:05PM

gimmiedatpow

Solid contribution my friend

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c0rkmanJones
Posts: 85 - Karma: 218
Jun 20 2014 9:06PM

probs getting hit by an oncoming snowmobile..... or for a more climactic scenario, getting fucked by the ski patrol

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c0rkmanJones
Posts: 85 - Karma: 218
Jun 20 2014 9:10PM

with a K2 party pole

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