I'd probably get raped by SFB

Never seen this before.

MilhouseI'd probably get raped by SFB

Or that.

Buy one of the islands near Greenland or Newfy. Plenty of snow, and the cops would never come to bust parties and shit.

MilhouseI'd probably get raped by SFB

It's not rape if you're yelling "YES"

homo.

gRAPEFRUITIt's not rape if you're yelling "YES"

homo.

wanna fite? fite me

.undetectedNever seen this before.

Seriously. Get with the program OP

I'm down

BANG POW BOOM LETS DO THIS DAMN THING!! ON JUGGALO ISLAND......

Ive been browsing private islands for years, i agree with you the arent as expensive as you think. But you then have to build a septic system, power plant etc to make it comfortable.

My personal dream is to own one about 1000 acres large. It would have a weed plantation near the house at low elevation. And up top, on a plateau, only accessible by a golf cart trail,,,, an opium plantation.

Imagine waking up, strolling thru the weed plantation to smoke some weed. Then after a little while, i head up to the plateau, scrape off some opium from the pods, put it in a bowl and smoke it.

I start feeling warm and infinitely comfortable and i head to the gazebo next to the opium plantation high on top of the plateau. I lay down on the padded all weather sofas we have there, and smoke some more.

I start melting into the sofa, unbelievably high, losing the ability to speak, in wonderment that this is even possible. High on a plateau on my private island, smoking raw opium and nodding off into a lucid dream-like state. Cocooned in warmth, every second that passes feeling like a stronger and stronger orgasm. Watching the sun go down slowly, but there are still hours of sunlight left...

I take another hit of opium, and am transported to a world of zen... A world few know about... Where anything is possible..

Think about it...

Honestly just buying a bunch of land near a small town would be perfect. Only problem is other than people staying there you probably wouldn't have a ton of traffic unless it was open to errbody. Also the fact that kids would probably fuck it up because they're retarded.

Other than all the problems of getting together so many people and making it work it wouldn't really be that hard. Build an indoor skatepark with some tramps. Indoor rail setup. Throw some trails outside. If the place had a hill build some features and get a ballin setup going.

Could get a tubing lift running up the hill depending on the size of said hill. That would be big enough to get a jump in the 20-25' range pretty comfortably.

Unfortunately there's so much that could go wrong. Kid's destroying shit because they suck at life. Some kid getting hurt and their parents suing. Would probably only work with an age restriction of 18+ if not 21+.

Honestly if I ever settle down enough to have a house somewhere with a little bit of land I'll probably build a mini and maybe some other stuff and people you aren't asshole would be welcome to stop through crash on the couch/floor on the journey from a to b.

Some more low budget hostiles would do a lot for this country if anyone ever get's left with a lot of real estate.

theabortionatorUnfortunately there's so much that could go wrong. Kid's destroying shit because they suck at life. Some kid getting hurt and their parents suing. Would probably only work with an age restriction of 18+ if not 21+.

I also thought about this. I feel as long as its around 18+ and adding a waver that states if you get hurt its your own fault. Basically taking out all risk of getting sued. Also should have a you break it you replace it policy or something of the sort.

Just an additional thought. Could dig out a pool and use the soil from the dug out pool as a hill. Would just be awesome to have the ability to do whatever the fuck you want whenever you wanted to do it all year round. It would be also pretty rad to have like a portion of "farm land" where there's like free range peacocks, chickens, turkeys and so on. So every morning fresh eggs maybe some bacon.

Basic idea I think would be awesome is to have a community that just does stuff for each other like the days of old but with a bunch of modern technology.

LE.SkiingI also thought about this. I feel as long as its around 18+ and adding a waver that states if you get hurt its your own fault. Basically taking out all risk of getting sued. Also should have a you break it you replace it policy or something of the sort.

Just an additional thought. Could dig out a pool and use the soil from the dug out pool as a hill. Would just be awesome to have the ability to do whatever the fuck you want whenever you wanted to do it all year round. It would be also pretty rad to have like a portion of "farm land" where there's like free range peacocks, chickens, turkeys and so on. So every morning fresh eggs maybe some bacon.

Basic idea I think would be awesome is to have a community that just does stuff for each other like the days of old but with a bunch of modern technology.

It would take a decent amount of maturity all around. Some people just can't play nicely with others. As lame as it might be there would probably have to be the ability to ban people.

I would def look for a place that had some sort of a hill already. Building one would be too much effort.

Could use events to generate funds to expand the place. Even have a small fee for people that didn't chip in to it originally to get some extra loot and keep it going if need.

Location would probably be the biggest barrier. A lot of pepole but spread over a massive area. Getting people interested in helping with something that might not be near them wouldn't be easy. I'd still be down even if it was on the other side of the country. I'd probably just live there in the summer.

It's one of those things that wouldn't really be that insanely hard to make happen. People like the sound of idea but nobody ever sees them as possible. Everything is just a dream, to think about on a rainy day and feel good. People just aren't willing to go for it. Also a lot of people suck at teamwork. It would be a cool project and a lot of fun to make happen.

Maybe sometime

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Milhousewanna fite? fite me

shut up dweeb.

SpssIve been browsing private islands for years, i agree with you the arent as expensive as you think. But you then have to build a septic system, power plant etc to make it comfortable.

My personal dream is to own one about 1000 acres large. It would have a weed plantation near the house at low elevation. And up top, on a plateau, only accessible by a golf cart trail,,,, an opium plantation.

Imagine waking up, strolling thru the weed plantation to smoke some weed. Then after a little while, i head up to the plateau, scrape off some opium from the pods, put it in a bowl and smoke it.

I start feeling warm and infinitely comfortable and i head to the gazebo next to the opium plantation high on top of the plateau. I lay down on the padded all weather sofas we have there, and smoke some more.

I start melting into the sofa, unbelievably high, losing the ability to speak, in wonderment that this is even possible. High on a plateau on my private island, smoking raw opium and nodding off into a lucid dream-like state. Cocooned in warmth, every second that passes feeling like a stronger and stronger orgasm. Watching the sun go down slowly, but there are still hours of sunlight left...

I take another hit of opium, and am transported to a world of zen... A world few know about... Where anything is possible..

Think about it...

Wow. You know you're a junkie when you're even a junkie in your fantasies.

Huck_NorrisWow. You know you're a junkie when you're even a junkie in your fantasies.

Are you saying ur not jelly of my fantasy?

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/ginger-island

I feel this would be the perfect size and natural shape for what it would be used for.

hills for days.

LE.Skiinghttp://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/ginger-island

I feel this would be the perfect size and natural shape for what it would be used for.

hills for days.

That island is drop dead gorgeous, but also likely a fortune.

But just imagine, an opium plantation on top of the hills. That will always be my dream

LE.Skiinghttp://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/ginger-island

I feel this would be the perfect size and natural shape for what it would be used for.

hills for days.

Accept the whole no snow thing. I guess we could get ridonk and turn it into a shady resort with a skatepark, some hiking/biking trails, and a little snowflex setup.

Just gotta win the lottery.

theabortionatorJust gotta win the lottery.

Honestly if we really wanted to do it they way to do it would be like a kickstarter campaign. That way we would only pay for it if we get enough to buy it