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How do you pee?

CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
May 29 2014 9:06PM

Having just witnessed the infamous old dude lifting his short leg to pee, it got me wondering:

How does NS prefer to release their kraken?

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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039
May 29 2014 9:08PM

I actually have a colostomy bag

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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
May 29 2014 9:11PM

KernalAngusI actually have a colostomy bag

This question has nothing to do with how you shit.

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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
May 29 2014 9:11PM

I pee out of my butt for reasons that are unknown to a few people on this site. One starts with a k and one starts with and h.

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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
May 29 2014 9:13PM

.Rybak.I pee out of my butt for reasons that are unknown to a few people on this site. One starts with a k and one starts with and h.

kanalh?

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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
May 29 2014 9:45PM

Satisfy my curiosity about your bathroom habits dammit.

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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
May 29 2014 9:46PM

TheSeaCaptainSatisfy my curiosity about your bathroom habits dammit.

I will pee on your nipples if you pay me 3 yen.

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.undetected
Posts: 1076 - Karma: -445
May 29 2014 9:47PM

Classic sit down and eat a bowl of cereal for me.

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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,296
May 29 2014 9:47PM

.Rybak.I will pee on your nipples if you pay me 3 yen.

Ill fuck your mother if you...oh wait too late.

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Pat.t
Posts: 246 - Karma: 2,023
May 29 2014 9:51PM

D. In here butt

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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,356
May 29 2014 9:57PM

man i wish i had a penis so i could take about peeing with all my internet friends...fuck

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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,296
May 29 2014 10:05PM

hippy.man i wish i had a penis so i could take about peeing with all my internet friends...fuck

what does "take about peeing" mean?

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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
May 29 2014 10:09PM

On my bros.

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acualywasdolan
Posts: 1172 - Karma: -747
May 29 2014 10:31PM

omnidataOn my bros.

Hey omnidata!

Hows your father you slick fuck?

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
May 29 2014 10:52PM

I undo my zipper and pull him through the front door of my boxers. Too lzy to undo my belt...

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
May 29 2014 10:55PM

some times if nobody's in the bathroom, I'll snipe one from as far as I can

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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
May 29 2014 10:57PM

all about the distance piss

also, you're peeing wrong if you don't have your pants around your ankles

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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,347
May 29 2014 11:30PM

i dont pee, it slowly leaks out of my ears 24/7

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little1337
Posts: 8159 - Karma: 45,773
May 30 2014 6:15AM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
May 30 2014 8:14AM

1337

then you have that nice little shelf for your comic book and your chocolate milk...because then you got the flusher right here

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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
May 30 2014 9:50AM

Peter.all about the distance piss

also, you're peeing wrong if you don't have your pants around your ankles

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theabortionator
Posts: 51264 - Karma: 157,480
May 30 2014 9:53AM

I haven't used a fly in at least 5 years. I was too lazy when drunk at one point and just kept with it. Simple and efficient.

Also this has all been covered before.

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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
May 30 2014 9:53AM

SFBi dont pee, it slowly leaks out of my ears 24/7

eurine

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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
May 30 2014 10:08AM

theabortionatorI haven't used a fly in at least 5 years. I was too lazy when drunk at one point and just kept with it. Simple and efficient.

Also this has all been covered before.

Not with a poll and over two years ago. It needed a refresher. I feel like searchbar results over a year old should be fucking ignored. There are always new people and new current events to draw on.

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milk_man
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 6,497
May 30 2014 10:18AM

TheSeaCaptainThere are always new people and new current events to draw on.

Breaking news: Peeing while sitting down has become more popular in the past year.

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GayWolf420
Posts: 36697 - Karma: 110,726
May 30 2014 12:21PM

i utilize my deflection panel in my bathroom whenever Im torqued up.

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TheBigApple
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 488
May 30 2014 12:32PM

i pee butt nakes at a urinal

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gRAPEFRUIT
Posts: 380 - Karma: 272
May 30 2014 3:23PM

Straight into butts.

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Labattski
Posts: 201 - Karma: 74
May 30 2014 4:52PM

With my pants on

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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Jul 23 2014 4:55PM

I pee'd in my cats litter box

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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
Jul 23 2014 4:56PM

out my anus

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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
Jul 23 2014 5:13PM

depends.

at a toilet, you gotta go over the waistband.

out in the wild, i go for height records.

not too high or you piss on yourself, also watch for wind.

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lIllI
Posts: 1255 - Karma: 1,986
Jul 23 2014 5:15PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
Jul 23 2014 8:58PM

I always drop trow (to the floor) and release the kraken

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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Jul 23 2014 9:00PM

I usually just pee over underage girls and film it while bumping r kelly

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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Jul 23 2014 9:33PM

.Rybak.I pee out of my butt for reasons that are unknown to a few people on this site. One starts with a k and one starts with and h.

.Rybak.I will pee on your nipples if you pay me 3 yen.

HAHAHAHA I dont remember posting these at all.

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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
Jul 23 2014 9:50PM

theabortionatorI haven't used a fly in at least 5 years. I was too lazy when drunk at one point and just kept with it. Simple and efficient.

Also this has all been covered before.

Do you nit wear a belt?

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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
Jul 23 2014 9:53PM

yes almost never use the fly, that shits inconvenient, and always go outside when possible (like my backyard)

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Butters.
Posts: 74 - Karma: 129
Jul 23 2014 9:55PM

1337

TheSeaCaptain

I fully endorse these concepts.

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p.hawks
Posts: 2832 - Karma: 581
Jul 23 2014 10:06PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Jul 23 2014 10:08PM

spliff.Lifeyes almost never use the fly, that shits inconvenient, and always go outside when possible (like my backyard)

What do you have elastic waisted jeans?

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DasGoatenshafter
Posts: 580 - Karma: 307
Jul 23 2014 10:15PM

With one leg up aiming at a fire hydrant

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theabortionator
Posts: 51264 - Karma: 157,480
Jul 23 2014 10:32PM

soulskierDo you nit wear a belt?

LOL belts.

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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,296
Jul 23 2014 10:34PM

.Hugo.What do you have elastic waisted jeans?

Why do you masturbate to pictures of Robin Williams?

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Jul 23 2014 10:36PM

Granite_StateWhy do you masturbate to pictures of Robin Williams?

I dont get it

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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
Jul 23 2014 10:43PM

Granite_StateWhy do you masturbate to pictures of Robin Williams?

, that's why
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,296
Jul 23 2014 10:53PM

.Hugo.I dont get it

Listen, I don't get why you do it either, in all honesty it kinda creeps me out. But if Mrs. Doubtfire is what gets you off at night I have no complaints.

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Spiri7o
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 1,100
Jul 23 2014 10:54PM

i like to lay on the toilet

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Spiri7o
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 1,100
Jul 23 2014 10:54PM

i like to lay on the toilet

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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,951
Jul 24 2014 1:16AM

.Hugo.I undo my zipper and pull him through the front door of my boxers. Too lzy to undo my belt...

I tried this for about a week of my life and only succeeded in scraping my dick on my zipper teeth.

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