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jellomellow
Posts: 961 - Karma: 3,562
Apr 28 2014 12:49PM

What are some good insults. Theres this one guy whos a dick and i want some good comebacks and insults.

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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
Apr 28 2014 12:51PM

meatball

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ISellMeth
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 673
Apr 28 2014 12:51PM

The only solution is to challenge him to a battle rap.

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soccerzla7
Posts: 127 - Karma: 524
Apr 28 2014 12:51PM

Act gay, hit on him and make him feel real uncomfortable

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Apr 28 2014 1:06PM

Suck his dick. That would be so gay of him to get his dick sucked by a dude

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theabortionator
Posts: 51264 - Karma: 157,486
Apr 28 2014 1:23PM

Run out in traffic, get hit by car, claim dick pushed you, sue him for 100 billion doll hairs.

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milk_man
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 6,497
Apr 28 2014 1:34PM

Tell him that your dad could beat his dad in an arm wrestling match

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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
Apr 28 2014 1:37PM

someday i'll be living in a big ol city

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SPY
Posts: 149 - Karma: 903
Apr 28 2014 3:51PM

"The Jerk Store called; they're running out of you!"

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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
Apr 28 2014 3:56PM

"If there were such thing as a silly train, you'd be the captain"

"If airplanes were penises, your butthole would be an airport"

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fruitstick
Posts: 594 - Karma: 1,033
Apr 28 2014 4:00PM

SPY+"The Jerk Store called; they're running out of you!"

Where did you get your jokes? The toilet store?!

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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
Apr 28 2014 4:19PM

stupendous-man"If airplanes were penises, your butthole would be an airport"

im gonna use this from now on

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SPY
Posts: 149 - Karma: 903
Apr 28 2014 4:23PM

fruitstickWhere did you get your jokes? The toilet store?!

haha

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*JDBP*
Posts: 312 - Karma: 2,006
Apr 28 2014 5:50PM

fruitstickWhere did you get your jokes? The toilet store?!

lolololololololololololololololololololololol

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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
Apr 28 2014 5:51PM

I find dark jokes usually strike a nerve, go with "If I could kill one person in the world past or present, i'd kill Hitler so you were never made", if he doesn't understand that go with "when you die, i'm going to piss on your grave and hold a party in celebration of your death" pretty much anything linked to like death or some shit. Or you could go with a classic, nek yourself.

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Paul.
Posts: 1559 - Karma: 10,600
Apr 28 2014 6:18PM

Butt horn!

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Apr 28 2014 6:21PM

ECSTASKII find dark jokes usually strike a nerve, go with "If I could kill one person in the world past or present, i'd kill Hitler so you were never made", if he doesn't understand that go with "when you die, i'm going to piss on your grave and hold a party in celebration of your death" pretty much anything linked to like death or some shit. Or you could go with a classic, nek yourself.

If any of those strike someone's nerve you're probably insulting an 8 year old.

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Ya, maybe if you don't say it like you have downs

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whipple
Posts: 1415 - Karma: 5,167
Apr 28 2014 6:23PM

i always liked "does your ass get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?"

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860media*
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 10,463
Apr 28 2014 6:36PM

kick rocks nerd

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unknowndeath
Posts: 393 - Karma: 220
Apr 28 2014 6:52PM

SPY+"The Jerk Store called; they're running out of you!"

these pretzels are making me thirsty

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IBAM
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 2,351
Apr 28 2014 7:24PM

no u

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Fitz_
Posts: 427 - Karma: 592
Apr 28 2014 7:43PM

Use some of supa hot fire's rap battle material that's on youtube

Ex: "just broke up with my girl , here's her number, sike that's the wrong number !!!"

Trust me if it's in youtube it's real and it will work

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msg
Posts: 1108 - Karma: 3,269
Apr 28 2014 8:04PM

call them a frittata

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milk_man
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 6,497
Apr 28 2014 8:13PM

Tell him that his sister is a solid 7

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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
Apr 28 2014 8:20PM

the_trapTell him that his sister is a solid 7

Sick name bro!

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beauchamp
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,191
Apr 28 2014 8:28PM

so you're telling me i'm gay? well i'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.

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jellomellow
Posts: 961 - Karma: 3,562
Apr 28 2014 9:00PM

beaupressso you're telling me i'm gay? well i'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.

I've already heard that one but all of them are good. MORE!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!11111!!

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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
Apr 28 2014 9:00PM

.Hugo.If any of those strike someone's nerve you're probably insulting an 8 year old.

Ya, maybe if you don't say it like you have downs

well by the looks of this thread and OPs name I am most likely guessing he is 13

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BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,779
Apr 28 2014 9:12PM

As an addition to all of the acting gay things, seriously claim you are a homosexual and pull a Sammy.

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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Apr 28 2014 9:23PM

Punch him in the face.

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KingGeedorah
Posts: 890 - Karma: 1,576
Apr 28 2014 9:25PM

SPY+"The Jerk Store called; they're running out of you!"

I love how this is one of only 11 posts made from the spy account.

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brov1
Posts: 1826 - Karma: 8,837
Apr 28 2014 9:27PM

easy and common one."how are you gonna (__insert what jerk said here__) when you dont have any legs?" then proceed to cut off his legs and/or give him crazy eyes. he'll be so confused and/or injured by this that he'll stop being a douchenozzle

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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Apr 28 2014 9:28PM

ECSTASKIwell by the looks of this thread and OPs name I am most likely guessing he is 13

Your username is a play on ecstasy.... not much better bud.

And so if you use those lines you must also be 13 by your logic? You're pretty good at insulting yourself lol

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KingGeedorah
Posts: 890 - Karma: 1,576
Apr 28 2014 9:46PM

Also, you can never, ever, ever go wrong with racial/ethnic slurs.

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Bennett.
Posts: 176 - Karma: 945
Apr 28 2014 9:46PM

Maybe you should start with changing your name.

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soccerzla7
Posts: 127 - Karma: 524
Apr 28 2014 9:51PM

Hahahah he actually changed his name and apparently couldn't think of anything better than anal addiction

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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
Apr 28 2014 10:08PM

beaupressso you're telling me i'm gay? well i'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.

ive seen curved stripper poles

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PeteMahn
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 3,357
Apr 28 2014 10:11PM

^ i Literally laughed so hard when i read that. greatest comment

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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
Apr 28 2014 10:13PM

More of a threat but I'm partial to "You're going to look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no fucking teeth."

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pkick
Posts: 154 - Karma: 697
Apr 28 2014 10:20PM

just shoot him with a gratata and then walk away

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rylee.the.jedi
Posts: 410 - Karma: 368
Apr 28 2014 10:21PM

Man your butthole is more hungrier for weiners than kobyashi or your mouth is like a UPS stop, people dump loads there.

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chuckmarty
Posts: 344 - Karma: 446
Apr 28 2014 10:26PM

"I'm gonna take your pants off and play slip n slide"

that'll show him how gay he is

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KRAMPUSNTROLLZ
Posts: 2715 - Karma: 355
Apr 28 2014 10:48PM

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notspoicey
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 1,706
Apr 28 2014 10:49PM

i would beat your ass but that would be animal abuse

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jellomellow
Posts: 961 - Karma: 3,562
Apr 28 2014 10:53PM

soccerzla7Hahahah he actually changed his name and apparently couldn't think of anything better than anal addiction

I've been wanting to change it to anal_addiction but I've been on mobile at least 90% and if I was on desktop I'm too much of a lazy ass to do it. So when I saw that comment it reminded me to change it.

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Hoffman_
Posts: 153 - Karma: 277
Apr 28 2014 10:58PM

call him bent

its the best way to call someone gay cause ur saying that they're not straight

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APunx176
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 2,628
Apr 28 2014 11:06PM

"What you say is what you are, I'm a Chinese Superstar" is what I use. He gets insulted AND chicks dig that line.

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GANGBANG420
Posts: 263 - Karma: 879
Apr 28 2014 11:13PM

The ultimate comeback

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