What should i name my new cat?

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Apr 23 2014 11:46PM

I just recently got a cat today :) He's 6 months old an still needs a name! Theres a good chance that the highest rated comment will be chosen ahaha I'm really out of ideas... so far i thought maybe Storm, but i dont think it quite fits. Anyways heres a pic:

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TACO-DOG.exe

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Apr 23 2014 11:49PM

fuckface 6000HD

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cope+

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Apr 23 2014 11:51PM

Pickles

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Iraq_Lobster

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Apr 23 2014 11:51PM

DatLeshNigga

Lesh

Osama

TrillBoi

Whamstick

Chad

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Wampire

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Apr 23 2014 11:53PM

damn NS is buying a lot of cats. this is the second cat naming thread i've seen tonight

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.Hugo.

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Apr 23 2014 11:54PM

HUGO

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Bart.Man

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Apr 23 2014 11:59PM

.Hugo.HUGO

Seconded.

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Jeebus.

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Apr 24 2014 12:03AM

Shit-rock

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ChillTeenDad420

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Apr 24 2014 12:08AM

pussy

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JAHpow

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Apr 24 2014 12:12AM

Furry Pussy

Mr. Cat

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yuck

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Apr 24 2014 12:15AM

no offence, Storm is a terrible terrible name for that cat. MAYBE like a black or grey, menacing looking persian cat but not that one.

Zissou is a dope cat name, i think Blake Nymans cat was called Zissou after the movie character and that one always stuck in my head as a pretty rad cat name. movie characters in general can inspire good pet names. think of your favorite movies, bands, artists, albums, places etc and try to find a cool NON-HUMAN name from that.

or just name it Paul. Paul is the only suitable human name for a cat. paul the cat. or Sebastian...

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ABalls

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Apr 24 2014 12:25AM

Bacardi the cat

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El_Barto.

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Apr 24 2014 12:32AM

.Hugo.HUGO

Thirded

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Bart.Man

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Apr 24 2014 12:38AM

El_Barto.Thirded

Or Bartleby. Call it Bart for short.

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El_Barto.

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Apr 24 2014 12:46AM

Bart.ManOr Bartleby. Call it Bart for short.

Thats not bad.

I kinda like the name .jpg

You could be all, ay yo J-peg...its time fo yo dinna. Then J-peg would be all "shut up foo, im chasing mice"

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last_tango

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Apr 24 2014 12:49AM

Steezey cause your cat will alawys afterbang harder than you and will actually throw down dubs.

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-MK-

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Apr 24 2014 12:57AM

last_tangoSteezey cause your cat will alawys afterbang harder than you and will actually throw down dubs.

This isn't 2011

inb4 some 12 year old says "spicy cat"

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Skibumsmith

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Apr 24 2014 12:58AM

Jeff Schmuck

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Bart.Man

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Apr 24 2014 2:02AM

El_Barto.Thats not bad.

I kinda like the name .jpg

You could be all, ay yo J-peg...its time fo yo dinna. Then J-peg would be all "shut up foo, im chasing mice"

Wow. Gripping narrative. I really liked the rebellious attitude you ascribed to J-peg. You really conveyed the deep, underlying tensions within their relationship in so few words. He's trying to provide for J-peg, but J-peg, distracted by his youthful desires and ignorance, fails to see and appreciate this and it causes this unresolved, deep-set tension between the pair. Masterfully done.

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-WZ-

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Apr 24 2014 2:18AM

yuckno offence, Storm is a terrible terrible name for that cat. MAYBE like a black or grey, menacing looking persian cat but not that one.

Im sorry ahah.. my mom wanted to name it walnut so I might as well lengthen that to Todd Walnuts???? Or Hugo cuz that has the most upvotes

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rudager

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Apr 24 2014 2:22AM

.Hugo.HUGO

Or Rudager

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-MK-

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Apr 24 2014 2:22AM

Name your cat "your ad here"

Then people can buy your cats name for their ad

What's your cats name? "Jon and sons moving co"

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Bateman

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Apr 24 2014 7:10AM

fuckface2.0

skiierman

Huey Lewis

Dorsia

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humpty

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Apr 24 2014 8:27AM

Piff

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Yaraelpoof.png

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Apr 24 2014 8:40AM

spliffy

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Bateman

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Apr 24 2014 9:13AM

Catrick Bateman

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El_Barto.

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Apr 24 2014 9:18AM

Bart.ManWow. Gripping narrative. I really liked the rebellious attitude you ascribed to J-peg. You really conveyed the deep, underlying tensions within their relationship in so few words. He's trying to provide for J-peg, but J-peg, distracted by his youthful desires and ignorance, fails to see and appreciate this and it causes this unresolved, deep-set tension between the pair. Masterfully done.

hahahah

rudagerOr Rudager

I support this message

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snugs

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Apr 24 2014 9:24AM

Wampire+damn NS is buying a lot of cats. this is the second cat naming thread i've seen tonight

yes but will this op deliver with proof in pictures?

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CaptainObvious.

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Apr 24 2014 10:40AM

El_Barto.Thats not bad.

I kinda like the name .jpg

You could be all, ay yo J-peg...its time fo yo dinna. Then J-peg would be all "shut up foo, im chasing mice"

OMG I vote JPEG all the way. "Awww I love your cat, what's his name?" "JPEG"