The "I Need to Poop" thread

El_Barto.

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Apr 13 2014 7:50PM

My coffee shits smell so bad. Like hot steamy port-a-potty bad

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op14

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Apr 13 2014 7:53PM

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Describes my life

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Matt.H

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Apr 13 2014 7:57PM

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GayWolf420

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Apr 13 2014 8:01PM

i farted so bad last night i was convinced there was a turd in my bed

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slamdunk

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Apr 13 2014 8:03PM

Saw this on FB, not sure if it's some sort of prank or not... disgusting either way *WARNING* Avert eyes if you have weak stomach

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JAHpow

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Apr 13 2014 8:09PM

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GayWolf420

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Apr 13 2014 8:18PM

slamdunkSaw this on FB, not sure if it's some sort of prank or not... disgusting either way *WARNING* Avert eyes if you have weak stomach

thats impressive. not even disgusted in the slightest of bit.

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whoa-dere

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Apr 13 2014 8:36PM

so much came out of my ass this afternoon

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Chinchi

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Apr 13 2014 8:40PM

This thread is incredibly relevant to my interests considering I'm in the car on the way home from Boston with Mexican reah brewing viciously.

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.MASSHOLE.

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Apr 13 2014 8:45PM

I have something brewing. Not sure what, but the farts have been massive. Slightly wet feeling.

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Garebear

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Apr 13 2014 9:32PM

slamdunkSaw this on FB, not sure if it's some sort of prank or not... disgusting either way *WARNING* Avert eyes if you have weak stomach

wow, there's some poopy on the toilet seat there

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Logey.

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Apr 13 2014 9:32PM

Reading this while taking a t-bell, mcdonalds and Mountain Dew diet of a poop. You could say it's quite, sloppy.

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KimJong-Illest

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Apr 13 2014 10:05PM

The other day I weighed myself before i took a shit and after. I lost 5 pounds and pooped for 27 minutes straight. It was the greastest relief of my life. Filled up the whole hole and out of the water and clogged the toilet with no paper /claim

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gotti

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Apr 13 2014 10:14PM

KimJong-IllestThe other day I weighed myself before i took a shit and after. I lost 5 pounds and pooped for 27 minutes straight. It was the greastest relief of my life. Filled up the whole hole and out of the water and clogged the toilet with no paper /claim

these are the best when you feel completely emptied out

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op14

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Apr 13 2014 10:27PM

PULLthese are the best when you feel completely emptied out

Nothings worse than when you think you're done, and then you have to shit 10 minutes later

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.Hugo.

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Apr 13 2014 10:31PM

I have to shit so bad and my roommate just went in the bathroom to shower and wont let me shit first. He takes 20+ minute showers too. Fuck, I might have to run to my neighbors

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broto

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Apr 13 2014 10:38PM

quick somebody bump the joys of pooping thread

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KimJong-Illest

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Apr 13 2014 10:46PM

brotoquick somebody bump the joys of pooping thread

bump it with your huge rack

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TACO-DOG.exe

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Apr 13 2014 10:55PM

this one time I had a poop and there was a high pressure fart packed in behind it. Actually biggest splash I've ever made in a toilet. had to take a shower after that one.

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987321654hgfd

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Apr 14 2014 8:30AM

When my turds are too big there's guaranteed to be blood on my tp.

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The_Polock

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Apr 14 2014 9:11AM

All of the above happened to me this morning.

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.MASSHOLE.

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Apr 14 2014 10:53AM

The worst time to shit is always the gym. You cant even wipe well cause you have so much sweat going down your butt crack. It takes for ever.

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GayWolf420

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Apr 14 2014 10:55AM

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i remember one day i was using a public shitter and this guy was trying to spark up conversation with the guy in the stall next to him. dude was totally giving off the vibe of "can you please fuck off, dude? im trying to take a shit here." super weird all around.

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