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Im scared. very very very scared (warning, long read, but worth it)

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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
ok so.
i have shit my pants

so, basically. on facebook, this random chick adds me, don't know who she is, no friends in common
her profile picture looked mad hot tho
so i add her to find out who is this and all
and at first im suspecting its one of those spam accounts created by like companies to spam people by just adding like 500 friends, its really annoying
anyways, so to find out i write on her wall, hey do i know you or whatever? so she inbox's me back saying, hey you probably don't recognize me and im like hells no
also i might mention that she only had two pictures on her facebook, which i found kinda weird...
thing is, her wall post conversations with other people seemed pretty normal, like regular convo's

so anyways she inbox's me back, we exchange small talk and all, she seems to be diggin me, its really weird if you ask me, but at the time it seemed kinda normal
oh btw she says she's in gr. 12 in waterloo in Ontario, im in gr. 11 btw
so we keep talking, she asks if i got msn
so on msn, shes like do you wanna see pictures? and im like sure
so she sends them
i was explaining this all to my friend at the time, how funny the situation was, how all this just randomly happened, and then i send him the pics to show what she looks like
and hes like damn, she looks exactly like this one porn star
and im like wtf???
so he shows me on the internet
heres her pictures she sent me:
[url=http://www.imagehosting.com/]Click for larger image[/url]
[url=http://www.imagehosting.com/]Click for larger image[/url]

hope those work.
so ya those are what she sent to me
and this is the porn star:
btw if you a kid, don't go to that.
just look at her face, look how similar it is

so i bring it up with her in an msn convo right
and ask her about this stuff
i wish i could have made an NS thread prior to this to find funny ways to ask how i should drop the bomb
so heres how it plays out on msn
note: you don't really need to read all this if you don't wanna
also note, i didnt want to go right out and be like YO MAN I KNOW THISIS A PORNSTAR MOTHA FUCKA IM CALLING THE COPS cause i wasnt sure, and if she just happeend to actually look like that by chance then damn thats an opportunity, ya dig?
so ya:

Amy says: (9:00:19 PM)haha yeah
Amy says: (9:00:21 PM)have u been to the uk?
gordie. says: (9:01:02 PM)nope
gordie. says: (9:01:05 PM)this is funny
Amy says: (9:01:18 PM)funny>?
Amy says: (9:01:29 PM)you should - its a nice trip.
gordie. says: (9:01:40 PM)mhm...
gordie. says: (9:01:54 PM)no whats funny is how i showed these pictures to my friend
gordie. says: (9:02:07 PM)who thought he recognized them from somewhere
Amy says: (9:02:17 PM)really?
Amy says: (9:02:37 PM)acutally haha can u not show ur pics to like other ppl? cuz then i dont know where they are going?
gordie. says: (9:02:51 PM)do you have a webcam?
Amy says: (9:03:13 PM)no sry - i hink my bro does
Amy says: (9:04:29 PM)i guess u dont wanna talk anymore? its up to you really.
gordie. says: (9:05:12 PM)no no its ok
Amy says: (9:05:17 PM)you sure?
gordie. says: (9:05:20 PM)just hold on ill brb
Amy says: (9:05:25 PM)k
gordie. says: (9:06:50 PM)are these pictures really of you?
Amy says: (9:07:13 PM)why? you dont believe me?
gordie. says: (9:07:56 PM)k well this may sound weird
gordie. says: (9:08:07 PM)but you happen to look the exact same as a soft core pornstar
gordie. says: (9:08:11 PM)so basically
gordie. says: (9:08:22 PM)considering i don't know you or anything
Amy says: (9:08:27 PM)alright i see
gordie. says: (9:08:33 PM)i have no idea, this could be a 50 year old man for all i know
Amy says: (9:08:37 PM)haha ok
Amy says: (9:08:51 PM)well thats fine - i think we can just leave it here since we dont really know each other
gordie. says: (9:09:00 PM)who is this?
Amy says: (9:09:06 PM)?
gordie. says: (9:09:32 PM)just tell me the truth, are those really pictures of you?

so then.
signs off msn, blocks me, deletes me
i check facebook
removed me as a friend
blocked my facebook so i can't even try to add her as a friend, i can't even bring up that little add friend window
took away her(or his) profile picture
i can't even add its facebook now

so i try to track her/him down
and send it a message
Gordie Rogers
Today at 9:19pm
i don't know if this is the right amy cameron, but if it isnt, just tell me
ya but if it is, then id love to know what is going on, cause seriously, this is seeming more and more like an episode of to catch a predator, and seriously if your some old dude or something ill call the fucking cops on you
seriously, shits messed up.








so ya basically this is the most fucked up shit in the world. ever. straight outta to catch a predator.
im scared for my sweet ass virginity
im sleeping with a knife under my pillow tonight

sparknotes:
hot chick adds me on fbook, don't know who she is, no friends in common, start talking to her on inbox, she digs me, sends me pictures over msn, my friend tells me that those are pictures of this porn star, i shit ma pants and call her/him out on it, her/him signs out, deletes me on facebook and msn, never to be seen again, now im afraid for my ass.

fuck that

sorry for the mad long read, just had to share this messed up shitttt

Dec 10 2008 9:57PM
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t_rob
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i didn't read your post but the pictures are of brooke skye. Shes a porn star. google it.
Dec 10 2008 9:59PM
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powderfusion
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Yeah hot chicks messaging you over the interwebz is usually too good to be true.
Dec 10 2008 10:01PM
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Nicholas.
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sketchhhh.
Dec 10 2008 10:02PM
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robtheslobonacob
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i dont know why you did that in the first place. lol. theres mad other girls in the world outside of facebook
Dec 10 2008 10:03PM
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Krush
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 12
so what are you scared of? you didnt do anything even a lil illegal?

or are you scared its a man thats gonna rape you? if you gave it your address that would be a prob but other than that you should be golden
Dec 10 2008 10:03PM
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Bepo
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Dec 10 2008 10:05PM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
facebook= phone number= address= me ass raped in the night
if im dead tomorrow, youll all know what happened
Dec 10 2008 10:06PM
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TechnoPotamus
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beat me to it !
Dec 10 2008 10:07PM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
hot chick adds you on facebook
youd add her, end of question

Dec 10 2008 10:08PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
i don't see what the big deal is

the way i see it, is that you could've fucked some porn star, but you pussied out
Dec 10 2008 10:08PM
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cclan
Posts: 742 - Karma: 19
this one time, i was on the computer, and i got added on FB by a dude name hot steel, seems pretty legit right,

no

long story short i dont use the internet anymore
Dec 10 2008 10:08PM
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Hank
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wait so she actually knows your phone number/adress? im sorry.

Dec 10 2008 10:10PM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
hahahaha, YES.  yeah dude that is pretty sketchy, I wouldve been like yeah I know a pornstar, but then if that happened how IT blocked you then you were about to be molested by a predator.
Dec 10 2008 10:11PM
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laurence^
Posts: 1575 - Karma: 19
I got random msn adds also and shit was so sketch it was like a computer messaging me back and forth being like you have a webcam and shit and I blocked that so quickly. Don't even bother with these fake msn accounts and fbook bs. I'm guessing "amy cameron" was going to ask you to go to the UK with her hahaha.
Dec 10 2008 10:12PM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
ya man that woulda been sick
if i arranged a meeting, went to go see her like damn im getting with a fucking porn star! and opened the door to this:

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good plan
Dec 10 2008 10:12PM
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Nicholas.
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i dont see the problem...that guys hot, and he has flowers.
Dec 10 2008 10:14PM
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BMB
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damnit, the way I see it, you didnt read the most important part.  This thread has potential to be the next robe and wizard cap?
Dec 10 2008 10:14PM
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sstricky
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i read the entire thing.
shits messed up.
2 conditions.

either the person you were talking to was the actual porn star and just wanted to live a life outside of porn. (digs high school guys)

or its a 50 year old dude that doesnt wanna get raped by the cops so blocked you like crazy.
Dec 10 2008 10:16PM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
hahah ho wanted me to skip town with her
lol
Dec 10 2008 10:16PM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
im really really really really really REALLY
hoping that its the second
cause if its the first, i just fucked up MAJOR TIME
Dec 10 2008 10:17PM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
haha im thinkin he definately didnt
ha it could be but itd need a name to go by, could be "are you a porn star???"
Dec 10 2008 10:19PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120

Ya thats definitly the same chick, freckels and everything match.

You could pull off a little girl next door thing and bring her to prom.

You just met a pornstar..... how does it feel?

Dec 10 2008 10:31PM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
maybe you didnt read the whole thing...
but if it was real, it would feel good im assuming
Dec 10 2008 10:37PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
wrong.


watch out for your anal v card mang
Dec 10 2008 10:38PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120

^ haha ya after I posted that I went back and read the whole thing and it sounds pretty messed up.

I take back everything I said.

Dec 10 2008 10:40PM
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popNfresh44
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almost got ur ass raped

brooke sky is hot
Dec 10 2008 10:41PM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
ya tru to both of those
Dec 10 2008 10:57PM
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PeterNorth
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yo if i were u i would call the cops and get a privet detective and i would arrange a meeting with her and bring the cops and if its not legit then arrest her.
Dec 10 2008 11:02PM
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no_steeze
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why would a pr0n star bother talking to you on fbook? it's most likely some fat chick or old guy who sent you pics of brooke syke

Dec 10 2008 11:06PM
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laurence^
Posts: 1575 - Karma: 19
If it's legit then the detective will shotgun mouth.
But for real imagine you bring a private detective but then shit turns into saw and the detective is in on it and shit. Creepy shit man. I feel like someone is watching me type this.
Dec 10 2008 11:06PM
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3ski6guy0
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why are you scared? if it was a "to catch a predator" thing you were chatting with an 18 year old porn star. its only illegal if they say they are underage. also, its probably just someone fucking with you
Dec 10 2008 11:09PM
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PeterNorth
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YO I FOUND A VID OF HER AND SHE IS WEARING THE SAME THING AS THE 2ND PIC OF HER THAT U POSTED.


http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1f672cd4ef1c26a57da9
Dec 10 2008 11:11PM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
FUCK
i was looking SOO hard for a pic of her wearing those clothes somewehre cause then id have solid proof to show her in the convo
just be like, you this is so not you ho
thanks for finding that tho
Dec 10 2008 11:12PM
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0123456789
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id bet 1000000$ its some fake ass person.

think about it, shes claiming to be a senior in HS, but did porn before. that means she was older than 18 before senior year, adn did porn. like a .0000000000000000000000000000000909% chance of that.

id taake your adress off of fbook asap so you dont get buttpluged by a black dude.
Dec 10 2008 11:13PM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
omg no way i honestly NEVER thought of that!
/sarcasm
Dec 10 2008 11:16PM
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Dr.Scholl
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haha thats just about all i got out of the thread too. (thats a good thing)

Dec 10 2008 11:16PM
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Dr.Scholl
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haha thats just about all i got out of the thread too. (thats a good thing)

Dec 10 2008 11:19PM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
TO CLARIFY, WE HAVE ARRIVED AT THE CONCLUSION THAT IT IS NOT ACTUALLY A PORN STAR
at least we think not. that would be funny if it actually was
also its smaller than a 0.000000000000000000000000909% chance cause the actual brooke skye lives in florida or some shit and is like 22 now
Dec 10 2008 11:20PM
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0123456789
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hhaha i figured you realized that, but you never know on the interwebs haha
Dec 10 2008 11:27PM
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FUUUCK
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hahahahahahhahahaha
Dec 10 2008 11:31PM
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Balto
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haha she does look like brook!
Dec 10 2008 11:34PM
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T-Holt
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my threads, gotta sleep, got work tomorrow.
Dec 10 2008 11:34PM
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bangarangmules
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haha where was i when they started allowing links to porn on ns? haha my life is complete
Dec 10 2008 11:45PM
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DrStrangelove
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that same chick facebooked me and we decided to meet up at a coffee place closeby...turned out to be some guy named Jeff who was early 50's and had 3 kids...i just rolled with it though, he's pretty cool, we've got a decent thing going on
Dec 11 2008 12:14AM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
nice
does he bang you like a hammer?
Dec 11 2008 12:16AM
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DrStrangelove
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nah it's all a domination thing with him, he's the catcher
Dec 11 2008 12:17AM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
hahaha funny shit
i may need to sig part of your post before it was hilarious
Dec 11 2008 12:20AM
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whattheshit
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don't end up like this kid

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Dec 11 2008 12:43AM
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wh@t
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hahahahaha

"are you a pornstar?" is definitely going into my NS vernacular.
Dec 11 2008 6:18AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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Thos kids made that guy do all that, homos much?
Dec 11 2008 6:40AM
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