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Skiing quotes

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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
anyone know any good skiing quotes i can write in people's yearbooks, and they won't know what im talking about because no one in my school skis

Jun 14 2005 9:38PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
"I ride fat twins"

they'll just think you're into that sorta thing

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Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?

Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

freeheellife.com
*Northeast*
Jun 14 2005 10:15PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
"ill nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"





Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc


"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
Jun 14 2005 10:16PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
haha thats great

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Jun 14 2005 10:27PM
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freshpowder41
Posts: 725 - Karma: 14
ya shut up^

but you could have drop cliffs not bombs

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The earth has music for those who listen
Jun 14 2005 10:42PM
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Big-Punisher
Posts: 814 - Karma: 10
" you have to remember that we are making ski movies, not curing erectile dysfunction."

Freedle Coty



" Lame is the way to go"
Jun 14 2005 10:54PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
heres a lame one ( i got it off one of those calanders that u peel a page off evry day)

an expert skier counts the days he skiied, a real skier counts the days he missed

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Jun 14 2005 11:13PM
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SKIBC
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Skiing is for fat, rich kids.

Jun 14 2005 11:34PM
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bmxican_89
Posts: 2617 - Karma: 23
damn you. stealing my sig that i stole from someone else. *shakes fist*

"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"

https://newschoolers.com/NS2/Forums /ReadThread.php?cat_id=2&thread_id=16675& start=150 ^Wisdom teeth and Constipation^
Jun 14 2005 11:36PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
I HAVe that same calendar. but i threw away that one so i cant find out what date it was.

~~~~~~~~~~~~I HAVE PSW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Have an uncontrolable urge to jumsp/spin off things because you cant ski?? join the cult. msg me!

Also turns out im a leader of the family guy cult. msg me!
Jun 14 2005 11:38PM
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SKIPHREAK
Posts: 493 - Karma: 11
"Smoke dank weed, ride fat skis"

Jun 15 2005 12:25AM
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punkrock32
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 21
my coach at camp told me the ill nosepress your box if u lipslide my rail one

Jun 15 2005 12:54AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
i pooped a hammer


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin
(dfp represent)


keep it real.
Jun 15 2005 3:31AM
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Badfish2
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 21
I smoke and ski trees;
You're a real skiier if your ski gear is worth more than your car.


Jun 15 2005 8:30AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13046 - Karma: 18,293
Im ready,now STOP SUCKING!



Responsability,what's that?
Jun 15 2005 9:20AM
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manus
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 10
"Go that way, realy, realy fast. If something gets in your way, turn."

life is too short to have any regrets
Jun 15 2005 9:21AM
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Jenna1106
Posts: 3012 - Karma: 10
A bad day of skiing is better than a good day of anything else.

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high north session 3!!
Jun 15 2005 9:59AM
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eheath
Posts: 61110 - Karma: 118,319
go huck yourself

whats up now bitch




"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

high north session 2
Jun 15 2005 2:57PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
"If you pizza when you're supposed to french fry... You're gona have a bad time"





open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
Jun 15 2005 2:58PM
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funbox14
Posts: 959 - Karma: 9
i love skiing more than fat kids love cake

Jun 15 2005 3:02PM
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hazel_32
Posts: 170 - Karma: 14
"smoke dank, and ride two planks".......

Brian
Jun 15 2005 3:05PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
The Signal.
*Shaking Hands and Head at the same time*

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- Matt*

Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
Jun 15 2005 3:12PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
haha, wasn't that on Better off dead?

Jun 15 2005 3:20PM
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manus
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 10
definately from Better Off Dead - classic 80's movie with skiing intertwined into the plot

life is too short to have any regrets
Jun 15 2005 3:25PM
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J_wai
Posts: 35 - Karma: 10
I have a tight poster that says:

"Bones heal, but glory is forever..."

Jun 15 2005 3:29PM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
THE SIGNAL YESSSS


'....a ninja skier probly came by and whacked him with his pole.... thats my guess' -nordas-
Jun 15 2005 3:30PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
HAHAHAHAHA

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put on whatever makes you attractive
if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
your friends like a certain you
that's who you've got to be
Jun 15 2005 3:44PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
umm.. what happened to make him say that?

______________________________ " im popping the collar right now, you gotta wear at least 2 polos when you do it though, im rockin 3 burberrys at the moment" ATLSKI
Jun 15 2005 4:08PM
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parkskiertmr
Posts: 679 - Karma: 11
"skiing without poles is like getting head from a guy. it feels cool but then u look down and realize, you're gay"
i think i ripped that from someones sig

whats your name?
whose you daddy?
is he ritch like me?
Jun 15 2005 4:17PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
shouldnt it be the other way around, like 'if u french fry when ur supposed to pizza, ur gonna have a bad time"

im a ski instructor so i think id know.


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Jun 15 2005 4:31PM
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eheath
Posts: 61110 - Karma: 118,319
yeah u fucked that one up, other way around

whats up now bitch




"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

"60% of the time it works, everytime"-brian fantana

ACLs suck dick
Jun 15 2005 4:51PM
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Big-Punisher
Posts: 814 - Karma: 10
as for the erectile dysfunction thing, you'll see soon on www.level1productions.com



" Lame is the way to go"
Jun 15 2005 4:53PM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
just go through all of your FREEZE magazines and look at the overheard part. there are so many good quotes there, like chris collins saying "'be careful' is my middle name"

Where did you get your clothes, the toilet store?

D-Railed Productions

momentum session 2

skier8990 aim. talk to me if you like
Jun 15 2005 5:23PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
or u can sub in "skiing without poles" with "skiboarding"

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Jun 15 2005 5:23PM
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b-ladd
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Skiing: longtime supporters of vertical hills and horizontal women

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fear makes it fun

Before 1954, when the United States was in the middle of the Cold War, the pledge did not include a reference to God. In adding it, members of Congress said they wanted to set the United States apart from 'godless Communists.
Member of the association agaisnt clubs
Jun 15 2005 5:24PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
or u can sub in "skiing without poles" with "skiboarding"

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Jun 15 2005 5:25PM
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p-lin101
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im pretty sure you said that 2 posts ago

NS Skateboarding
Jun 15 2005 6:00PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
yea he did. i really like the no poles one tho.

Jun 15 2005 6:52PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
be like the coolies-ski

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
Jun 15 2005 6:56PM
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MrPantyDropper
Posts: 5016 - Karma: 65
word to that^

"The feeling of no escape clouded my mind.I love this shit!"-seth morrison

Jun 15 2005 7:52PM
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MrPantyDropper
Posts: 5016 - Karma: 65
but its gotta be "it wouldnt fall on you if you couldnt handle it...Believe that."

Jun 15 2005 7:53PM
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4frntSkier
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 143
skiing is all about being callipygous

Jun 15 2005 8:00PM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
yeah, heres another one:
matter can neither be created nor destroyed, but if it drops out of the picket of a ski jacket anywhere on the slopes, it will disappear forever.

Save Sugar Loaf! It's our resort, not just real estate.
Jun 15 2005 8:24PM
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Logchucker
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 16
Seriosuly draw a stick figuring doing th signal

There's no honor in taking that after school job at Mickey Dee's, honor's in the dollar, kid
Jun 15 2005 8:29PM
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manus
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 10
another one I like, from a Jackson Hole poster:
"Not all dreams are about sex"

life is too short to have any regrets
Jun 16 2005 10:38AM
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Jenna1106
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''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.'' -CR Johnson

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high north session 3!!
Jun 16 2005 2:11PM
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skier4life159
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sick

Jun 16 2005 2:28PM
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rynmartn
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its been said but for sure....."if u pizza when your supposed to french fry, yer gonna have bad time"

yay skiing
Jun 16 2005 3:21PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
yea it was said

Jun 16 2005 4:01PM
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SensayMaster
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"where'd u get ur steeze?, the dollar store?"

Jun 16 2005 5:00PM
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Genome
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"standing on a hill, in the mountain of my dreams"

Jun 16 2005 6:37PM
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