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CAT SALE: Surface No Time 162cm, Line EP Pro Shorty 155cm and MORE

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silent_giraffe
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Greetings NS,

I have some stuff I gotta sell to buy a new pair of skis etc.

Rules:

1. Buyer pays shipping.
2. Lowballs accepted.
3. Trades accepted.
4. My cat is not for sale.
5. Bumps = +8 k
6. Hate = -k
7. Jokes = +10 k

First, Surface No Time 162cm. 10/10 Brand new, I just want a wider and softer ski. They have jib rocker. Good for a 5'3"-5'6" person. $200

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Next, Line EP Pro Shorty pow slayers. 9/10 A few cosmetic nicks but the bases are flawless. Good for someone who is 5'2"-5'5". Bindings are mounted about 1cm back for a minimal boot size of 25.5. With bindings ONLY $225.

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Next, Skullcandy Uprocks and Skullcandy Lowriders. The pair of Uprocks on the left have been used twice at home, which is why the logo sticker is gone. All 10/10. Uprocks: $10 each Lowriders: $20

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Snapbacks! The two on the left are higher quality than the rest. All 10/10. $3 for the high quality ones, $2 for the lesser quality.

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AVERAGE SIZE TEES! Good casual wear for someone less than 5'7". 10/10.
$12 each.

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Lastly, a Fallen backpack. 10/10. $8

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Trades I want:

Soft park skis 162cm-165cm.
Hoodies for spring shredding.
Pow skis 165cm-168cm.

THANKS!
Apr 7 2013 1:39AM
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silent_giraffe
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BUY THIS SHIZZLE YO
Apr 7 2013 10:28AM
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silent_giraffe
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meow
Apr 7 2013 10:46PM
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stupendous-man
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I want that yobeat hat. trade me for my plaid
Apr 8 2013 9:14PM
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silent_giraffe
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I will do that. Thank you kind sir for such a grand offer.
Apr 9 2013 10:07PM
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silent_giraffe
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Bump
Apr 10 2013 11:42PM
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silent_giraffe
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Bump
Apr 11 2013 9:54AM
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MonnorCartin
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Some sicks stuff
Apr 11 2013 10:41AM
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silent_giraffe
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ttt
Apr 11 2013 10:05PM
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silent_giraffe
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bbbuuummmppp
Apr 12 2013 11:02PM
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silent_giraffe
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Bump
Apr 17 2013 10:55AM
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silent_giraffe
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Cats
Apr 18 2013 10:02AM
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silent_giraffe
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Ttt
Apr 18 2013 12:59PM
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silent_giraffe
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$190 on the skis
Apr 19 2013 12:05AM
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THORN
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Bump dawg
Apr 19 2013 11:58AM
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silent_giraffe
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buybuybuy
Apr 20 2013 1:47AM
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Tyler.A
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Bumpty dumpty. Btw I'm diggin the surface skis yo
Apr 20 2013 2:20AM
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silent_giraffe
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It would be cool if you bought them haha
Apr 20 2013 2:34PM
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silent_giraffe
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UP
Apr 20 2013 7:49PM
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silent_giraffe
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is anybody here short?
Apr 20 2013 10:33PM
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silent_giraffe
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bump
Apr 21 2013 10:45PM
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silent_giraffe
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bump
Apr 23 2013 9:15PM
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silent_giraffe
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Bump
Apr 26 2013 1:08AM
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silent_giraffe
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i like money
Apr 28 2013 1:29AM
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silent_giraffe
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short people should jump on this
Apr 28 2013 5:01PM
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silent_giraffe
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bbbbbbbump
Apr 28 2013 9:23PM
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silent_giraffe
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bump
Apr 29 2013 10:12PM
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silent_giraffe
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open to offers
Apr 30 2013 9:00PM
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stupendous-man
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silent_giraffe goes hard in the paint
Apr 30 2013 10:01PM
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FigNewton
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bump
Apr 30 2013 10:04PM
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silent_giraffe
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May 2 2013 10:54PM
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silent_giraffe
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ttt
May 4 2013 1:06AM
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silent_giraffe
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make an offer worst i can say is no
May 7 2013 12:34AM
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silent_giraffe
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cats
May 19 2013 10:19PM
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Ottog3
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What kinda trades you lookin for on the skis?
May 20 2013 9:56PM
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mM*
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One day, a priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He looks around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat. The fisherman notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him for a couple of hours. The priest agrees. The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before; the priest says no. He baits the hook for him and says, "Give it a shot, father."

After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it in the boat. The fisherman says, "Whoa, what a big sonofabitch!"

The priest says, "Ah, please sir, can you mind your language?"

The fisherman responds (thinking quickly), "I'm sorry father, but that's what this fish is called---a sonofabitch!"

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the priest. "I didn't know."

After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and spots the bishop. "Eminence, look at this big sonofabitch!"

"Please father," says the bishop. "Mind your language, this is a house of God."

"No, you don't understand," says the priest. "That's what this fish is called, and I caught it. I caught this sonofabitch!"

"Hmmm," says the bishop. "You know, I could clean this sonofabitch and we could have it for dinner."

So the bishop takes the fish and cleans it, and brings it to Mother Superior at the convent.

"Mother Superior, could you cook this sonofabitch for our dinner tonight with the Pope?"

"My lord, what language!" says the mother.

"No, sister," says the bishop. "That's what the fish is called---a sonofabitch! Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we'd like you to cook it"

"Hmmm," replies Mother Superior. "Yes, I'll cook that sonofabitch tonight."

While the Pope is over for dinner that evening he remarks that the fish is superb. He asks where they got it.

"I caught the sonofabitch!" says the priest.

"And I cleaned the sonofabitch!" says the bishop.

"And I cooked the sonofabitch!" says Mother Superior.

The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, but then takes off his hat, puts his feet up on the table, and says, "You know, you fuckers are all right.".

May 21 2013 12:09AM
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Ottog3
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I have some park skis and/or a gopro for trade
May 21 2013 12:33PM
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RaphKP
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What did the magician say to the magician? "Pick a cod. Any cod." Hahahaha I know very funny joke.

Also, bump.
May 21 2013 8:43PM
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RaphKP
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*fisherman say to the magician.
May 21 2013 8:44PM
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silent_giraffe
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Bump
May 27 2013 11:10AM
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Cleapster
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I'm diggin those EP pros

Joke:
A Marine Bioligist found a object he couldn't identify the use of and he said
"What is the porpoise of this?"
Jun 3 2013 8:03PM
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stupendous-man
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Jun 3 2013 11:16PM
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ItsTubbyTime
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Bump
Jun 4 2013 10:59AM
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Cleapster
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I have some hellbents I'd like to trade fo those EP pros so....
PMed
Jun 4 2013 9:39PM
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ItsTubbyTime
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Would you separate the bindings if the ep's? Also what kind are they
Jun 5 2013 11:03PM
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Cleapster
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Hey silent Giraffe I sent you a couple PM's about the EP's plz respond
Jun 6 2013 2:51PM
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tonyl
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where are you located im interested in the ep pros can you give me your phone number
Feb 20 2014 1:20PM
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tonyl
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i was about to buy ep pros from craigslist then the guy sold them so i would like to buy these from you can you give me your phone number so i could call or text you
Feb 20 2014 1:28PM
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tonyl
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please reply
Feb 20 2014 1:29PM
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JahLiam
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BUY THIS SHIZZLE YO
Feb 20 2014 3:16PM
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-RB-
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Check the date of the sale and the last bump you tard
Feb 20 2014 4:12PM
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