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Chunter
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Seems like the type of thing you 12 year olds here on NS would find funny. The 2nd was great, I'll admit and I would rather watch a million different versions of these than Harlem Shake videos.



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Feb 22 2013 12:39AM
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ROBOT
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what a waste of milk
Feb 22 2013 12:42AM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
Sick, make someone elses job miserable as they clean that up.
Feb 22 2013 12:43AM
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El_Barto.
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lolololol
Feb 22 2013 12:45AM
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BeefiestExpert
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the old lady part was the best.
Feb 22 2013 12:55AM
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crab_pretzel
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i agree that this is kinda being a dick to whoever has to clean it up, but im not gonna lie i actually laughed pretty hard. maybe im just tired haha
Feb 22 2013 1:01AM
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GayWolf420
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Eh, it kind of is really fucking retarded. Tell me to grow a spine or whatever but that just seems lame to do. Just fuck up a grocery store so you can get YouTube hits. Yeah, real cool.
Feb 22 2013 1:07AM
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Stickity
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that's fucking lame. i'm all for doing stupid shit but don't make things harder on someone else
Feb 22 2013 1:11AM
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SkiBum.
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Fucking awesome. That was me when I was in like 9th grade. Being a dick and not caring and having fun with my buddies.
Feb 22 2013 1:14AM
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RimJobber
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I laughed.
But if I worked at any of the stores I would have to resist the urge to beat their asses
Feb 22 2013 1:23AM
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Toaster-Tony
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This guy is a hilarious asshole
Feb 22 2013 1:24AM
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introvert
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HAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Feb 22 2013 1:25AM
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Soja.
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this belongs in the bein a dickass thread
Feb 22 2013 1:28AM
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accualyisdolan
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Kinda stupid but a little funny
Feb 22 2013 1:31AM
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DR.SHRED
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funny but i would beat the shit out of a kid if i saw him doing this super disrespectful to the store and all of society
Feb 22 2013 1:59AM
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TheBredward
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I work at a grocery store... I will kill you
Feb 22 2013 2:05AM
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FearlessBlackMan
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That video just made me angry. How humorous it was did not justify how much work they made the grocery store workers do to clean it up.
Feb 22 2013 2:07AM
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POTandPans
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1. This is fucking 50 times better than harlem shakes

2. Its hilarious when they dont even try to fall

3. People helping makes it better

4. Who gives a fuck about people cleaning it up, really what else are they doing thats so important

Feb 22 2013 2:16AM
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accualyisdolan
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Cleanup wouldn't be that big a deal except for when they threw the milk in the aisle
Feb 22 2013 2:17AM
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El_Barto.
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because mopping is super hard.

Made me think of the Adam Sandler song "The severe beating of a high school janitor". mop mop mop, all day long, mop mop mop while i sing this song...
Feb 22 2013 2:31AM
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accualyisdolan
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Gonna cleanup the hallway gonna make it shine
Gonna take off the spray paint with turpentine
Feb 22 2013 2:34AM
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GayWolf420
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Handling your food. Don't fuck with the people who handle your food.
Feb 22 2013 2:37AM
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El_Barto.
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Close enough lol. Such an awesome CD
Feb 22 2013 2:42AM
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Jeebus.
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The last one where he broke the light hahah this was actually pretty funny.
Feb 22 2013 2:48AM
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Rosbif
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Dick move for sure, but I definitely laughed.
Feb 22 2013 6:53AM
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feihlination
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yeah kind of retarded. really wasnt funny, was just watching to see if someone smacks this kids ass
Feb 22 2013 7:11AM
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POTandPans
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I see where you are coming from, but this is not a eatery, its a grocery store they have limited abilities to tamper with your food even if that there is a rare chance they will know its you and i highly doubt because they have to clean up a spill they will declare vengence on an entire stores population of shoppers
Feb 22 2013 9:50AM
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7-3instacall
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I completely lost it at 1:40
ohmygod...

Feb 22 2013 9:55AM
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TechnoPotamus
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complete asshole thing to do





but holy fucking shit i haven't laughed that hard in a month
Feb 22 2013 10:24AM
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grown-ninja
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Gonna go out on a limb and say you're:

under 15, never worked a job in your life, your parents pay for all your ski gear, you have the latest smart phone and MPB - you got as a gift, you smoke a lot of week in highschool and think you're the coolest person and tell everyone about how much you smoked last night, you wear vans and really skinny jeans with an obnoxious t shit and think your original.

I hate people like you, yea the video was funny, but there is no reason to make someone elses day any harder.  Its people like you that ruin the world honestly.  If everyone was just a little better than they were an asshole, we would have a really positive place to live in, I seem like one of the people whose bad definitely outweighs the good they do. 
Feb 22 2013 10:37AM
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GayWolf420
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Minimum wage work sucks. If you've ever had a job, you'd know where most of us are coming from. Why go out of your way to make someone's already miserable job a little more miserable all for YouTube hits?
Feb 22 2013 11:10AM
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El_Barto.
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Its not making their job miserable. They have to do that shit anyway. Mopping isnt hard.

If these kids were shitting in the aisles id agree with you, but theyre not. If they were breaking beer bottles i would agree with you, but their not.

Whats the saying? Dont cry over spilt milk. Last two posters missed the beat on this one
Feb 22 2013 11:15AM
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Randy_Quench
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this, but having managed a grocery store I would honestly burst out laughing if someone did this.
Feb 22 2013 11:17AM
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Ryan.Street
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They wouldn't have to do it if there wasn't a mess. I for one didn't like doing unnecessary work while I was working a shitty minimum wage job. You will realize that one day when your parents stop buying you stuff.
Feb 22 2013 11:22AM
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POTandPans
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You'd be dead wrong. 19 worked 3 jobs have already worked in a grocery store and an a kitchen so I know what people do and have to clean up after them, plus handle food. The video was hilarious and on the contrary its people like you who ruin the world trying to put others down over the internet as a hobby. At first I thought I just don;t like you but actually I pity you and the life you probably think you have. To add payed for all my ski gear and a smart phone, hence the jobs, dont smoke weed, don't think im cool at all and if i fif i wouldnt tell anyone. I FUCKING HATE VANS AND SKINNY JEANS and am actually disgusted that you think i may wear them as for otiginal tshirts im not sure how I feel. I understand where you come from about the cleaning up aspect but by challening my character with this post you've made your argument much weaker and essentially pointless. Gooday sir 
Feb 22 2013 11:23AM
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theBearJew
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so fucking dumb. I really hope this doesnt catch on. But I really hope people dont start to argue about it because of all the starving people in the world and how much milk and juice thats wasting. If those people care so much why don't they go do mission trips and provide milk and juice to Africa.
Feb 22 2013 11:25AM
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Fluttershy
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the second to last one was the best hahaha
Feb 22 2013 12:29PM
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Dunnah
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Didn't find this funny at all, and I didn't find the harlem shake funny either.  If I saw kids doing this in a grocery store...shit would not end well for them.
Feb 22 2013 1:42PM
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FearlessBlackMan
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Mopping isn't hard, but this video was even less funny.
Feb 22 2013 1:51PM
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CandyNipples.
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Bullshit dude I saw you wearing vans and jeans when we were at that gay pride party
Feb 22 2013 1:54PM
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spliff.Life
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hahah you tool ass cramming bro, you must lift.



i think its funny as fudge, props to those kids for reaping such havoc in the supermarket uncaught
Feb 22 2013 1:55PM
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Ben.
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Why am I not surprised someone with as limited a grasp of the English language as yourself was amused by this...
Feb 22 2013 2:49PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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jesus people have low standards if they thought that was funny
Feb 22 2013 3:10PM
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Ski_the_east01
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I'd smack that little shit in the mouth if he ever did that...great parents this kid must have
Feb 22 2013 3:13PM
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*SID*
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I didn't find that even remotely funny. Sad attempt at making a viral video.
Feb 22 2013 3:25PM
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Dunnah
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Yeah, I'm the "tool ass cramming bro."

I said I'd do something if I witnessed kids doing this, so that automatically means I lift? I would do something whether I lifted or not. 

Maybe I'd fake a fall too and "accidentally" knock over and smash their camera. Seems like even karma to me.
Feb 22 2013 4:42PM
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Chunter
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I'm actually quite the opposite and don't find much of the "hilarious stuff" that people post on here that funny but 1:38 1:47 and 3:00 got me good first time I watched it. Guess I just have a different sense of humor than everyone else. People need to lighten up a bit.
Feb 22 2013 6:42PM
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james6345789
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HAHAHAHAHA
Feb 22 2013 7:04PM
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spliff.Life
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if you think thats how karma works.......

maybe theyre smashing gallons legitimately thinking its funny and in good spirit and overall helping the world by spreading laughter, if they legitimately believe that, then its good karma for them.


now, purposefully hurting someone, or something they care about say a video camera, in order to 'teach a lesson' in bad taste, now thats definitely not good karma.

but again, its all relevant
Feb 22 2013 9:40PM
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Blake.P
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fuck that guy and everybody that does shit like that. i worked in a grocery store for 3 years and i was the guy that had to clean up this shit. it makes my day, which is already bad because i have to deal with customer's regular shit, that much worse
Feb 22 2013 9:49PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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worst argument I've read on here in awhile
Feb 23 2013 10:07AM
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