So the other day Jesse and I (Patrick), were discussing breasts. While on the topic female athletes, specifically skiers came up. Because we are both well educated in the science of physics and anatomy we came to the conclusion that female skiers, aided by their breasts should be better able to perform aerial maneuvers such as, but not limited to, back flips, front flips, side flips, and all kind of flips. Breasts provide a denser center of gravity that should provide sufficient force in setting the flip. From there, gravity will take over and the flip will be easily completed in a much shorter period of time then a non breasted person. If these physics confuse you, refer to the diagram below :
As you can clearly see in the above diagram there is no valid excuse for women to not be great at jumps, realistically, from a physics perspective women should have landed both first doubles, and triples.
Spark Notes: Breasts help provide sufficient flip speeds to perform wild aerial stunts. For this reason we have concluded Bobby Brown must have breasteses.
