Rowen Tych (10:03 PM)
uhh....Drew was being a turd-in-a-can recently, so i have to present it as so:
ARE YOU A COUNTRY BUMPKIN???
Add up the points to see if you rate as one of Washingtons finest backcountry roughnecks!!
Questions: (count how many you get right)
1. Do you live on a well water system?
2. Have you ever owned a chicken / goat / emu?
3. Identify the following plant species:
a. Serrrated leaves, 1-4 inches across, flimsy, one leaf per shoot
b. Tri-leaf formation, Serrated leaves, 1-3 inches long, rougher texture overall
c. Small oval shaped leaves, thick, .5 inches long, grow in fractal clusters
d. Long and triangular, rough texture, Serrated edges, grows along a stem 1-2 feet long, mounted on either side
For extra credit here, what letter plants are edible?
4. Have you ever washed dishes by hand before?
5. Do you mow the lawn?
6. Do you have a junked car somewhere on your property?
7. Do you own more than an acre; And Have Never Seen It All At One Time?
8. Do you have a 56k Internet?
9. Have deer ever vexed your mother by eating her plants? (Did she proceed to shoot one in revenge?)
10. Have your property ever experienced a BONFIRE LIT BY GASOLINE (and we’re talking over a 10 foot burn radius)
Extra Credit: Have you ever had to put it out with a hose to keep it from lighting some of those odd barrels you have around that are filled with who knows what combustibles?
1. 2 points for a well, 4 for a community well, 10 if your well is in need or repair, 0 for no well at all (city water drinker!!)
2. 5 points for chicken, 10 for goat, 20 for an emu (its so odd, you must live out there), 0 for none
A.) Common Salmonberry (3pts)
B.) Huckleberry (Red Currants for all you specific people) (4 pts)
C.) Stinging Nettle (2 pts)
D.) Sword Fern (4 pts)
Extra: All except D (4 pts)
4. 1 point for yes, -1 for no
5. 2 points for yes, 0 for no
6. Major Points!!! 20 for yes!! (0 for no)
7. Very important fact, so 10 if yes, 0 points if no
8. 4 for yes, 0 for no
9. Haha, 7 for yes, 0 for no, and if she did, another 12 points
10. 15 for the pyromaniacs, 0 for everyone else who doesn’t know how to have fun
Extra Credit: 10 points (stupidity is a essential part of being a hick)
Add them up and get ready to rate-a-hick!!!
don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.