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Pro War 2002

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Detective
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 59
If you could get into a fight what pros would you have on your side and what pros would you wanna fight on the other side?

It seems so people are so concerned with what pros do or don't say so lets hear it.
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Aug 19 2002 10:18PM
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yetirolfe
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 10
jf on my side cause hes fucking badass
Aug 19 2002 10:21PM
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GarrettBrittain
Posts: 428 - Karma: 10
Me and Jon Reedy vs. Everyone
Aug 19 2002 10:22PM
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Kev
Posts: 7411 - Karma: 35
Were can i buy this Game? Do they make it for the Playstation?

I would have Jon Reedy for his Ninga Skillz.








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Aug 19 2002 10:24PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
on my side-mike d(he seems tough as hell), philou(hes a big guy), the 3 phils (im assuming they have some moves they pull together), olsson(hes a good skier)

on the other side-leskinen and burke(i might be able to rip some clothes off), mike nick(his ass is always sore so it could be kicked easily), moseley(who doesnt like kicking the pretty boys ass?)


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Aug 19 2002 10:26PM
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therealjerk
Posts: 2806 - Karma: 26
JF and Philou. oh yeah! vinnie too, so he could get a kick in and then run away!


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Aug 19 2002 10:32PM
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Dspin900
Posts: 3512 - Karma: 89
dude i bet vinnies a killer, i'd definently want him on my side

Aug 19 2002 10:34PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
id take jf, phillo, vinnie, and make them beat up belanger for getting sara,
Aug 19 2002 11:11PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
FUCK YOU ALL...It'll be me and Josh Loubek takin all you mother fuckin pussies ta church, ya heard?


Its not how good you ski, but how good you look in the lift line that counts.

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Aug 19 2002 11:42PM
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JayDC7
Posts: 1620 - Karma: 10
jordan monk because he's huge, and candide because hes a funny frenchman.
Aug 20 2002 12:01AM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
haha Loubek..... i think u win..
Aug 20 2002 12:07AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
my 9mm glock.
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Aug 20 2002 12:32AM
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jibs
Posts: 2529 - Karma: 48
I'll just take seth on my side. That guy doesn't go down....look at that shit.....i swear nobody could touch him.

My oposition would consist of anyone crazy enough to fight seth.


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Aug 20 2002 3:39AM
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threejay
Posts: 2584 - Karma: 15
me and philou vs. mike wilson the prick.


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Aug 20 2002 12:42PM
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tan
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 19
Loubek, Morrison ( he beat up some guy at high north last year) , philou, jf, and baptiste rousset ( cause hes a crazy telemarking nut)
Aug 20 2002 12:49PM
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Dirty
Posts: 679 - Karma: 12
my team would be me, jf, philou, and tony. and we would fight tanner, mickael, turpin, and pep.

theres no way we would lose that fight, all the kids we'd be up against would be so high that they would sit on the couch while we beat there asses.


One day I was walking by, with a walkman on
when i caught a guy, give me an awkward eye.
so I strangled him out in the parking lot, whether its dark or not.
i dont give a fuck if its dark or not.
its as hard as me trying to park a dodge, when i'm drunk as fuck
right next to a humoungus truck,
in a two car garage.
Aug 20 2002 3:58PM
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i_am_retarded
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
mike v could take on any skier anytime.. he kicks lots of people's asses.
Aug 20 2002 4:20PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
I'd want JF, Morrison, Loubek, McKonkey, Aaron McGovern, and all the big mountain guys.

I want to punch Tanner and Raps in the face everytime I see them talk, so I would pick them to destroy.




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Aug 20 2002 4:29PM
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therealjerk
Posts: 2806 - Karma: 26
oh yeah! Loubek! hhahaahahhaa. what a joke...
yeah, could i get Valelly?


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Aug 20 2002 5:16PM
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RiverRipper
Posts: 700 - Karma: 9
HAHAHAH...most pros are like 5'6 and little bitches. I would say Philou cause well at 6'2 and 200 pounds he is a big boy. Rex Thomas also a big guy. Jon who is also pretty big. And of course Tom Crosby, aka Tommywise...trust me thats one guy you would want on your side. Personally my list of people I would love to beat. Evan Rapps (rich jewish kid pretending to be a gansta from the city), Josh Loubec for making skiing seem so lame time and time again, Tanner Hall (I could beat him on skis but I bet I could kick his ass), CR Johnson if for no other reason than he is buddies with Rapps.


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Aug 20 2002 5:25PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,418
I say I want reedy on my side cause if if not, ya never know when he's gonna rape yare ass
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Aug 20 2002 5:28PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
All i would need is Jeff Thomas. He would protect me.


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Aug 20 2002 7:04PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
i'd wanna fight like vinnie or jeff thomas or another guy who's short and non-threatening. or go after the kids - watch your back austin.

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Aug 20 2002 7:08PM
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VANULAR
Posts: 1930 - Karma: 5,131
warren tanner cause he's cool and a bad motho when he needs to be and philou cause he's huge and vinnie cause he could run through there legs and kick em and stuff.
and on the enemy side i would have sarah and kristi along with mike wilson cause i hate that bitch.









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Aug 20 2002 7:11PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
Jeff Thomas vs. Vinnie Dorion?


Its not how good you ski, but how good you look in the lift line that counts.

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Aug 20 2002 7:28PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
i want warren miller
Aug 20 2002 10:35PM
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ES22
Posts: 96 - Karma: 10
CML vs. the World
Aug 21 2002 12:00AM
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Almost
Posts: 417 - Karma: 10
Philou for sure hes big, Yannic cuz hes the man.. always trying to fight me for my licorice at SMS, Mike D. cuz anyone who can handle Smarts camp while his wife is giving birth can handle some bar room scuffle and JF cuz he seems like the general tempermental drunken frenchman you always wish was on your side but hardly ever is.

On the other side would be Tanner Hall cuz he skis like a monkey. Vinnie cuz after his one little kick hed run off and Mike Nick cuz i hate his odd liu kang like snowblade grab he throws with everything
Aug 21 2002 2:33AM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2660 - Karma: 28
man, im fuxked up, and all i can say is.


If philou goined my side, we'd be unstop-able-

i've been in 3 fights toinght, so fuck off, im hard, whatever-


my other boys would come from other people you don;t know yet!

THere sick, were sick, we will fucken murder you if your better than us, m, not talkin shit,

i';sll just let you silly ass drop a line in whister next season.


then i'll read about your sorry ass in the pique.

(sorry your dead now, if you read this far haha)

u dead

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Aug 21 2002 4:54AM
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threejay
Posts: 2584 - Karma: 15
wow, somebody's fucked up.


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Aug 21 2002 10:13AM
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Detective
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 59
quit dropping the 604!!!
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Aug 21 2002 3:13PM
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Dirty
Posts: 679 - Karma: 12
i'll change my answer, es22 is right, the cml would beat anyone, i especially want coker on my side, hes a scrappy little fucker, but i'm scared as hell of him. its a good thing hes my friend.


One day I was walking by, with a walkman on
when i caught a guy, give me an awkward eye.
so I strangled him out in the parking lot, whether its dark or not.
i dont give a fuck if its dark or not.
its as hard as me trying to park a dodge, when i'm drunk as fuck
right next to a humoungus truck,
in a two car garage.
Aug 21 2002 3:39PM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
all i would need is a hockey stick vs Evan Rapps, that guy is a wigger, he would be the only one i would want to beat the shit out of.


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Aug 21 2002 3:50PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
ya those midget kids sure are scary arnt they dirty
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Aug 21 2002 4:07PM
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ACtothaDC
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Aug 21 2002 7:42PM
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Rossiscratch
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haah loubek dude hes such a flamer.
Aug 21 2002 8:28PM
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lineskier321
Posts: 1425 - Karma: 22
dude, i'd want vinnie on my side. he is really buff. hes short and all but he is fuckin strong as hell

homophobia is gay

last time it was so cool, i was walking outside and the grass kept saying ouch as i walked on it, and then i looked up and pulled a star out of the sky with my hand and took it apart
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Why is the name of the fear of long words
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Aug 22 2002 12:57AM
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SteveXs2
Posts: 7922 - Karma: 40
My Team:

- Me
- Vinnie
- Rex
- CR
- JF

Opponent:

- Boarders
Aug 22 2002 1:02AM
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KoBEN
Posts: 283 - Karma: 12
pretty much like to see Jeff Thomas and Shane Szocs finsh up the fight from high north
Aug 22 2002 1:06AM
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Detective
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 59
koben pretty much just gave the golden ticket! best fight for sure! haha so much anger they'd be raging!
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'Dude if she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me.' Dave pauls while taking a 14 yeard old girl up to his bedroom for some 'snacks' and 'pop'.

www.jibculture.com
Aug 22 2002 2:54AM
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springsskier
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With me i'd have mcConkey , morrison, and Philou fighting against tanner and rapps
Aug 22 2002 10:57AM
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formater
Posts: 31 - Karma: 10
me , warren miller & glen plake vs evan raps we would waste that wannabe gangsta
Aug 23 2002 8:33PM
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craigcski
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I would fight you Jon. haha JK bro.


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Aug 23 2002 8:38PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
Why would you want to fuck with Szocs? He is a very mature, down to earth and caring individual. Even when you do something wrong he aopolgizes for you!


Its not how good you ski, but how good you look in the lift line that counts.

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Aug 23 2002 9:10PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
yea, he's a great role model for all the kids that look up to him. hrmm...

and i could take jon - just smoke him up, than beat him up. i just wouldn't want to fight anyone on crack - i made that mistake once, i stole my buddies grilled cheese sandwich and he flipped out and tried to kick my ass, hate to get his shit real pissed off.

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Aug 23 2002 9:59PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
i'd want that guy from Mind the Addiction who did the 100' lawndart. damn, he looks like he can take anything.

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Aug 23 2002 11:06PM
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joker
Posts: 727 - Karma: 20
what is everyone's problem with tanner and evan? do you people even know them?




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Aug 24 2002 6:07PM
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shizleforizle
Posts: 300 - Karma: 10
jimbo morgan. oldschool saloon brawl.
Aug 25 2002 12:11AM
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lineskier321
Posts: 1425 - Karma: 22
i would wanna fight all the skiboarders

homophobia is gay

last time it was so cool, i was walking outside and the grass kept saying ouch as i walked on it, and then i looked up and pulled a star out of the sky with my hand and took it apart
-ski2824 on shrooms

Why is the name of the fear of long words
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?














Aug 25 2002 12:22AM
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newschooler14
Posts: 2843 - Karma: 25
i dont realy care about rapps and tanner but i do think it is funny that all my friends laugh at them when they see them in mags and stuff they look at.that one scratch add in somethign, all the urban stuff just seems wierd to me you obvioulsy came from a nice place if you ski. i dont care anymore though whatever they want to do

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Aug 25 2002 12:27PM
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BigRich
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Wicked ive just turned this forum into a 2 page monster.
and i would want me and the three phils
Legends.
Aug 25 2002 12:48PM
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