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I stayed in a shitty two bit hotel in the middle of northern manitoba owned by a guy NAMED bourban. Named his hotel after himself. He was classic...he'd serve you breakfast in the morning wearing nothing but boxers and an open robe. Then in that same outfit, he'd sit at a table, smoke a giant cigar and count money. Ahhh...tree planting...good times, good times...
'Everything that can be invented has been invented.'
--Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899
'We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.'
--Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
Bourbon = shudder (memorys of many a bad night). Now Bacardi theres a drink you can spend a night on. Or sambucca for that matter, or tequila but not burbon.
My 2c :D
Freshies for a week after a dump? Temple Basin - Hell Yeah!
Man, I just dranks unm whicne coolers and they were pretty good even though some people think they are a pussy drink (like Dakirys) they are like juice (kiwi) they are actually pretty good.
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-Dan
Try to keep clear from that hate and spite
So I keep my mind still, like the still of night
Now who in the world do you want to fight
It's against the system we should unite
To find bourbon you gotta find the bustling town of Roblin manitoba just near the sask. boarder, then go north 1 hour to the town of san clara. We guessed the population at about 9. Yet oddly, when i hitch hiked out of that hell hole, it was easier to get picked up in that town then it was in crappy winnipeg. 1000x the cars, but no one stopped. I had to sleep in the ditch for fuck sakes.
Stupid crappy winnipeg, full of no-goodnix i tells ya.
'Everything that can be invented has been invented.'
--Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899
'We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.'
--Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
never shot vodka without chaser
this one time, on a bus, i did, and i was sick, and the teacher from school got mad, and she could smell the vodka from my vomit
she wasnt happy
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yeah What!
real rummies drink the cheapest stuff they can find. for instance, Military Rum. Military makes a bunch of different hard lix for super cheap. like 5 bucks a 5th cheap.
'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
i'm all about So Co and Scotch-Whiskey
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FUCK FUCK FUCK mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck mother fuck mother fuck noich noich noich one two one two three four noich noich noich smokin weed smokin weed doin coke drinkin beer drinkin beers beers beers rollin fattys smokin blunts who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts rollin blunts and smokin....
'uhh let me get a nicklebag'
fifteen bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
Mercer: drinking mans protein shake
Me: hahhhahahahaha
Mercer: sick ass
Me: That's the funnyest thing I've heard all day
Mercer: good make it your sig on ns.com faggot
Mercer: and hump the vacume while your at it.
It's all about drinkin Wild Turkey. That stuff is sitting around 55% i think, and cheap as hell.
Or clear your sinuses and burn the phlegm off your throat by taking a shot of bicardi 151. 75.5% rum. Comes with a whimis label and a fire retardent cap.
'Everything that can be invented has been invented.'
--Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899
'We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.'
--Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
My god... I am sorry for that last post. I had alot to drink. Only one wine cooler and alot of vodka. Too much. Blah... I found a helicopter parked in a field with some friends.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
-Dan
Try to keep clear from that hate and spite
So I keep my mind still, like the still of night
Now who in the world do you want to fight
It's against the system we should unite
how can ya trust a man that's not a fan of beer?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FUCK FUCK FUCK mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck mother fuck mother fuck noich noich noich one two one two three four noich noich noich smokin weed smokin weed doin coke drinkin beer drinkin beers beers beers rollin fattys smokin blunts who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts rollin blunts and smokin....
'uhh let me get a nicklebag'
fifteen bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
jager is deadly stuff. It's kicked my ass on numerous occasions....yet i keept crawlin back.
'Everything that can be invented has been invented.'
--Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899
'We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.'
--Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge